A WELDER
PiErced 4X
TINY
lLOUD
TATTOOED X2
I TEND TO RAMBLE.....
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME AN EX-ALCHOHOLIC/addict
CLUMSY
I DONT KNOW WHY IM STILL AFRAID IF YOU WEREN'T REAL I WOULD MAKE U UP
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My secret is fatally gorgeous
I'd die for you [/size]
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
BUT THEN I'M GONNA FUUUUUCCCKKK YOOOOUUU HAAARRRDD
I'VE LOVED THE OILERS SINCE 1988 SO DONT BE CALLIN ME A WAGON JUMPER...
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE
"you're not black you're brown and urnot even that brown....my french toast is browner than you WIGGER....i want sumfuckin french toast...that fucker came outte nowhere...vicky that buildingwas there b4 u were born....."
VICKY"I LIKE IT WHEN MEN THROW LOONIES AT MY PENIS......."obviously my best friend has not bin completely forthright in regards to her anatomy lol
ELAVATOR ESCALATOR ESCALADE WUT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST NEW YEARS EVER AN EXAMPLE OF THE GOOD CHOICES I MAKE
TIA "LETS GO TOBOGANING"
ME " UM GUYS BAD IDEA ,US LARGE AMOUNTS OF LIQUOR AND TRAVELLING DOWN AN ICY HILL AT HIGH SPEEDS IN A BOAT....BAD IDEA"
EVERY ONE GOES SILENT...
ME" FUCK IT LETS GO"
Vicky says; "you're reading? is something wrong? are u sick? do u have a headache?? i thoughtu were just beinquiet"vicky ive bin reading for an hour and a half"
WHO ARE YOU TO WAVE YOUR FINGER, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN OUTTA YOUR HEAD
I AM A CHEERLEADER..... not a stupid uppity pom pom one we do stunting its good shit im a top so i get thrown and put in the air i love it
REASONS TO DATE A BASEBALL PLAYER:
1. I LIKE BALLS
.............THATS IT THATS ALL I GOT
...OH OH WAIT AND STICKS I LIKE STICKS[/color]...do u want meyet???
(rollseyes)
KICK THE V THE BIG V the V has been officially kicked
of course im talking about vandalism officer i mean its a real problem lol *wink * wink*
the V has been officially kicked
CAN WE PELASE CALL IT A TALLYWHACKER PENIS IS SOOO PERSONAL
REMY MARTIN ELIESIE R.I.P FEBRUARY 17TH 2006