can we all just shut up and drink?
go to urbandictionary.com
&& type in your answer to each question in the search box
then write the first definition it gives you. . .
1) your first name?
Ashley
a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody
that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her
2)nickname?
Ash
That gay ass prick from pokemon.
Yeah, i got a pokemon! (Pikachu does the peace sign)
3)favorite color?
Pink
slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink
4)what should you be doing?
Drinking
The act of pursuing happiness and self destruction at the same time.
"How can I be so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night?"
5)a friends name?
Sher
Sher is what you call your child when you want her to be called Cher but don't want the affiliation with Cher the pop star.
See that chick over there? Ya her name is Sher, she's got an amazing ass has a huge rack.
6)food?
Taco
used to describe a woman's vagina. a wonderful comparison.
7)hometown?
Kamloops
Kamloops is not the ghetto of BC. It is the last standing city that has a proper ratio of rednecks, blue collars, shitty drivers. Prince George is the ghetto of BC.
Kamloops is nothing compared to Prince George. Where Prince George's prison smells better than their pulp mill, and prostitutes freely walk at noon.
8)last name?
Michel
1.one who is amazingly concieted and very crazy. Michel's tend to be a little out there but that is what makes them so loveable. they are also nymphos.
2. crazy sexual postion where you don't even know what is going on.
3.a different dimension.
I was with "michel" the other day and OMG it is was amazing.
I tried the "michel" last night and it was the best thing ever.
I wish i could travel to "michelle" like Martin did.