HOW SEXY IS YOUR NAME?

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below.
And Write it at the bottom!
And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME"

*under 60 points= not too sexy
*from 61-300 points= pretty sexxy
*over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!!
*beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!


A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3
H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113
T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23


A=100
M=25
A=100
N=450
D=28
A=100

Total=803

Woot

So really i think that 2007 will be the year of death.

RIP My dear Immediate family.

Kathleen Rozak (Grandma)
March 5 2007

Donald Heckley (Grandpa)
August 22 1999

Alan Rozak (Uncle)
October 3 1998

Peter rozak (Grandpa)
November 1990

Y]=yes
[N]=no
[M]=maybe

WOULD YOU
[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] let me take you out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere
[_] be my boyfriend/girlfriend?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] let me buy you a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] Sing car karaoke with me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] borrow a pair of my underwear if yours for some reason got ruined?
[_] let me borrow your underwear if for some reason mine got ruined?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in pu blic?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?

ARE WE...
[_] aquintences?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?

AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] hot?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?

HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?

ARE YOU...
[_] done with this survey?
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin bout me?
[_] going to repost this so that i will return the favor?

CAN YOU READ THIS ???


Can you read this?

Olny srmat poelpe can.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs psas it on.

*These are my fishies....* But they all died.....



MR.SHARKY



PEPPER



(MY BETTA, HE DONT GOT A NAME)



My Leopard Fishie.... Rest In Peace my little friend.... (Died Aug 13/05)


AND THIS ONE I CALL RED

I work at Wendy's, and I'm sure that a majority of the people have worked in, or eaten fast food. We all know how it goes, the customer orders, the employees scramble around trying to complete orders trying not to mess up, and then the customer eventually recieves their food...

Now, the things that really annoy me are:

ORDERS THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU:
-Please please PLEASE!!!... Don't order massive orders!!... It not only stresses out the employees but you as well! That includes mass amounts of drinks, or burgers, ordering loads of burgers through the drive-thru just makes everyone mad... its takes one person a long time to assemble all the burgers....

-Don't complain about food not being done, if we ask you to go park somewhere, so that we can bring the food out to you when its done, It means the food isn't ready yet...I wouldn't complain, you get your food nice and hot...

-Don't Create tons of multiple orders, again, it confuses us that work there... and please dont ask to add anything after you get to the windows... especially if there is a lot of cars behind you...

-Please know what you want to order when you get to the speaker box... it only annoys the order-taker

-Please speak loud and clear, sometimes the microphones suck and its hard to hear...
and please don't YELL...Its rude...

-Don't get mad if we mess something up, just ask politely and we will fix it for you, being snotty towards us just gets you a snotty attitude back...

-Don't say that you need a minute and then jsut drive away, its really annoying, and rude

-We often only have 3 people working drive thru... if we can't take your order right away, please be patient, we haven't forgotten about you...

ORDERS THROUGH THE DINING ROOM:
-Please be polite, not demanding, we aren't your slaves...
we are people too

-Don't get mad if the food isnt ready yet, it takes TIME to cook...

-If your burger has something on it that you didn't want, just bring it back and ask politely for another one, we will fix it, dont come up and yell at us and make a big scene... its again, rude

-Don't get mad at us if we mess something up or have to call a manager, some people are still trainees and don't know how things go sometimes, rude customers just drive new people away from working...

-If we are out cleaning tables or soemthing, DONT LEAVE A MESS!!!... Please take your trays and garbage and put it in a garbage can, its there for a reason you know.... if you clean up your trash its a lot easier for us to just wipe the tables down...

Well, those were just a few tips i guess... just had to get that off my mind to try and make a little bit of a difference...

THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX-----------------------------------------------​--- ------

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.


and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than
sex...


1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!


TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called
nasty names.
9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working
hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
slapped.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.

30 WAYS TO SAY NO

I'd love to, but...

1: I have to floss my cat.
2: I've dedicated my life to linguini.
3: I want to spend more time with my blender.
4: The President said he might drop in.
5: the man on television told me to stay tuned.
6: I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
7: I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
8: It's my parakeet's bowling night.
9: It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
10: I'm building a pig from a kit.
11: I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
12: I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
13: There's a disturbance in the Force.
14: I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
15: I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
16: I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
17: I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
18: I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
19: I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
20: My crayons all melted together.
21: I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
22: I'm in training to be a household pest.
23: I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
24: My patent is pending.
25: I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
26: I'm sandblasting my oven.
27: I'm worried about my vertical hold.
28: I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
29: I'm being deported.
30: The grunion are running.

13 Pickup Lines That Might Get You Killed
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

7. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?

9. You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount
you or eat you!

10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

11. Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?

12. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I=3D 69?

13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
and I'll put my head in.