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Patty cake patty cake bakers man, if your chicks on her period.......fuck her in the can!!! owww!!!
Hickery dickey dock - some chick was sucking my cock - the clock struck 2 i dropped my goo - I dumped the bitch on the next block!!!
Old mother hubberd went to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone - when she bent over.......she got a bone of her own!!!!
Jack sprack could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean - so jack ignored her flabby tits and licked her asshole clean!!!
Marry Marry quite contrary - trim that pussy, its so damn hairy!!!
Jack be nible Jack be quick - Jack burnt off his fucking dick!!
The only comedian to sell out madison square gardens.
I wonder why?!?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XM4G8VV9HM
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This would be a great bumper sticker!!
I wonder what the fail rate is in that class?? HAHA
FUNNY SHIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPU01aPEz7k
I don't know why but i think this is hilarious!!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
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