*Osama*Cola* - 21, Female, Nicaragua
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Au Revoir, ma amies!
I'll be departing in a couple days for a month in the US of A.
I hope you all have a good time with the rest of summer and freedom!
I'll try to come on from time to time
I'll miss you peoplez!
 

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Bananas In Pajamas

This was my favorite show!
Along with Big Comfy Couch
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Quoi?
Everyone seems to be doing this so I guess I'll try

[1] who are you?

[2] are we friends?

[3] when and how did we meet?

[4] how have I affected you?

[5] what do you think of me?

[6] what's the fondest memory you have of me?

[7] how long do you think we will be friends or enemies?

[8] do you love me?

[9] have I ever hurt you?

[10] would you hug me?

[11] would you kiss me?

[12] would you sleep with me?

[13] are we close?

[14] emotionally, what stands out?

[15] do you wish I was cooler?

[16] on a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?

[17] give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

[18] am I loveable?

[19] how long have you known me?

[20] describe me in one word.

[21] what was your first impression?

[22] do you still think that way about me now?

[23] what do you think my weakness is?

[24] do you think that I am wierd?

[25] what about me makes you happy?

[26] what about me makes you sad?

[27] what reminds you of me?

[28] what's something you would change about me?

[29] how well do you know me?

[30] ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

[31] do you think I would kill someone?

[33] who else reminds you of me?

[32] if you I told you I had 3 weeks to live what would we do?

[34] if I died would you cry?

[35] when was the last time we fought?

[36] are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

[37] what song reminds you of me ?

[38] if we where going on a date where would you take me?

[39] what is in your opinion, my best asset?

[40] do you think I willl get married?
 

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Fun with Paint
My gallery titled "Hormone Love?":


Me and Mr. Leo DiCaprio


Mr. Daniel Lebon fashioning the t.A.T.u girls


Mrs. Crystal Woods accompanied by Tommy Lee (her hubby)


Mrs. Laura Marin along with Frank...erm...Not quite sure what is last name is but is one of the guys from My Chemical Romance.


Mrs. Jessica Enns sporting crush Jacob Hoggard

Requests? I have time on my hands
 

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Drunk Batman...?




Oh my! Thank you Crystal for bringing this into my life.
 

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Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton was released from jail early Thursday due to an unspecified medical condition after serving only three days of her sentence.

...MEDICAL CONDITION?!!

 

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Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline:"...little bit of rap with rock and roll..."

MuchMusic Judge:"No no, Kevin. It's more like 'a little bit of crap and Billy Joel.'"




Tis True
 

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OMGWTFLAWLZ!
...
...is that a llama?
 

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Ze "My" List
Just pick one and it doesn't matter if I barely know you

my FASHION ICON -
my DUCK - Anna Lee B.
my RABBIT - Lisa W.
my BEAUTIFUL -
my LOSER -
my GANGSTER - Jess L. (aka Los Pantalons )
my BESTFRIEND - Crystal Walker Woods
my BABE -
my PARTNER IN CRIME - Crystal Walker Woods
my DOLL -
my SUPERMAN - Laura M.
my WONDERWOMAN -
my BUDDIE -
my MONSTER - Vicky
my HERO -
my SHINING STAR -
my SMILE -
my AFRO - Tiffany Newton
my MALE DANCER - ( ! ) Anna Lee B.
my STALKER - Jessica E.
my TEDDY BEAR -
my CUCUMBER - Michelle W.
my IDIOT - Anna Lee B.
my TWIN -
my CREEP -
my CUTIE -
my MALL BUDDIE - Emilie F.
my SCHOOL GIRL -
my SCHOOL BOY -
my HUSBAND - Olivia B.
my WIFE -
my VEGGIE BUDDIE -
 

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Racism
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir.
When you're born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Copy this to your blog if you hate racism
 

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Present

The Sexy Men

Thanks Jess! You made my day!
 

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Pick the month you were born in:

1 - I fell in love with
2 - I ate
3 - I smacked
4 - I sang to
5 - I gave my number to
6 - I murdered
7 - I shot
8 - I gave a lap dance to
9 - I choked on
10 - I bitched out
11 - I had sex with
12 - I humped

Pick the day (number) your birthday is on:

1 - a homeless guy
2 - your mom
3 - a banana
4 - a fork
5 - a Mexican
6 - a gangster
7 - a ninja
8 - an iPod
9 - my best friend's boyfriend
10 - a goat
11 - my dog
12 - my dad
13 - the computer
14 - a football player
15 - my neighbour
16 - myself
17 - a jones soda
18 - a llama
19 - a pickle
20 - a stuffed animal
21 - a permenant marker
22 - a policeman
23 - a condom
24 - my pshyciatrist
25 - a baseball bat
26 - my brother
27 - my sister
28 - my science teacher
29 - a DVD player
30 - my cell phone
31 - a paperclip

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because I was high.
Black - because I was drunk.
Pink - because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green - because I hate myself.
Purple - because I'm naked.
Gray - because that's how I roll.Yellow - because someone offered me 1 000 000 dollars.
Orange - because I hate my family.
Other - because that's how I roll.
none - because I can't control myself
 

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Remember When...
I saw this and it sorta made me think of kindergarden and elementry school It's funny how people change during Middle School.


REMEMBER WHEN....
Getting high meant swinging at the playground.
The worst thing you cold get from boys were cooties.
Mom was your hero and dad was the only boy in your life.
Race issues were who ran the fastest.
War was a card game.
The only drug you knew of was cough medicine.
Wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut.
The only thing that hurt were skinned knees.
The only things that could get broken were your toys.

Life was so simple and care free, what I remember
most is wanting to grow up; and now i'd give anything
to go back.
 

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Bananas

That's one big banana
 

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Backstreet Boys


Backstreet Boys = My not-so-secret obsession
Yes yes I admit it. But you can't deny that at one point or another you liked them. So you can make fun all you want!
 

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