I love Travelling so before i go back to school, theres some places i need to see!
I love making drinks and getting people drunk.
I love the good old days, i love all the laughs.
I love Laughing... It is my favorite thing.
"Somebody shit on the coats!!!" "What?"
"On the wall somebody always has to write Mike was here, but than somebody else puts an arrow and writes Mike is a faggot. Like Mike is coming back to check it out... What the fuck is this? I was here but not as a faggot... I'm trying to make a statement here!"
"Monopoly. Everyone has it. NOBODY likes it. Even if you think you like it, you don't. It's easy why...cause this is everyone here after two and a half hours into a game- (WHOOSH) FUCK this game! It's four in the morning Grandma! YOU WIN!! I'm sitting on Baltic with crap! I'm paying luxury tax out the ass!! And I hate it when you're the banker--where'd you get those pink fifties you cheating whore?! Don't fuckin' touch me grandpa, NANA is a cheating WHORE! And I should cut your head off with this little doggy."
"There is one person in every group of friends that nobody fuckin' likes. You basically keep them there to hate their guts. When that person is not there around your little base camp, your hobby is cutting that person down. Example, Karen is always a douche bag. Every group has a Karen, and shes ALWAYS a bag of douche! until she walks up and your like, "Hey KAAARR..KAAAR...What's up KAAARR.." And I am looking out, and some of you are like mmmmm I disagree. ..Well you're that person...You're the person no one likes."
"When you're not in love, when you don't have love, EVERYBODY you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the douchebag falls in love! Even retarded people in your neighborhood are getting married on their front lawn as you drive by, "What? The 'tards just got married on their lawn. That's great, I have nobody, and the 'tards just committed to each other for a lifetime of 'tardiness."
I could go on....
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