If You Dress Nicely, He Says You're A prep
If You Dress Sexy, He Says You're A Slut
If You Argue With Him, He Says You are Stubborn
If you're quiet, he says You are boring
If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy.
If he calls you, he says you should be grateful
If you do well on your exams, it was lucky
If he does well, "it was just skill, baby"
If you don't love him, he'll try to win you
If you love him, he'll leave you.
If you don't fuck him, he'll say you don't love him
If you do, he'll say you're easy.
If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating
If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him.
If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy
If he lectures you, it's because he "cares"
If you break a promise, you can't be trusted
If he breaks it, he was drunk or had to
If he gets with 10 gurls, he's the man
If u get with one guy, you're a slut
Either way we just don't win