You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And everytime you call him, all you get is a busy tone
I heard you found out
That he's doing to you
What you did to me
Ain't that the way it goes
When you cheated, girl
My heart bleeded, girl
So it go without saying that should let the feeling hurt
Just a classic case scenario
Tell is always time
Girl, you got what you deserved
And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right
But girl, I ain't somebody
I'm out of sympathy


What goes around comes back around

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Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear

Louder, louder
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say

To think I might not see those eyes
It makes it so hard not to cry
And as we say our long goodbyes
I nearly do.

Slower, slower
We don't have time for that
All I want is to find an easier way
To get out of our little heads

Have heart my dear
We're bound to be afraid
Even if it's just for a few days
Making up for all this mess.

Cherish Every moment as if it's your last...Because life is too short to let it pass you by

Remember Rio and get down
Like some other DJ, in some other town
She's been trying to tell me to hold tight
But I've been waiting this whole night
But I've been down across a road or two
But now I've found the velvet sun
That shines on me and you

In the back, uh huh, I can't crack
We're on top
It's just a shimmy and a shake, uh huh
I can't fake, we're on top
We're on top

The day is breaking, we're still here
Your body's shaking, and it's clear
You really need it, so let go
And let me feed it, but you know

That I've been down across a road or two
But now I've found the velvet sun
That shines on me and you

In the back, uh huh, I can't crack
We're on top
It's just a shimmy and a shake, uh huh
I can't fake, we're on top
We're on top
We bring the bump to the grind, uh huh
I don't mind, we're on top
It's just a shimmy and a shake, uh huh
I can't fake, we're on top
We're on top

And we don't mean to satisfy tonight
So get your eyes off of my bride tonight
Cause I don't need to satisfy tonight

It's like a cigarette in the mouth
Or a handshake in the doorway
I look at you and smile because I'm fine

And we don't mean to satisfy tonight
So get your eyes off of my bride tonight
Cause I don't need to satisfy tonight

Cause I don't need to satisfy tonight

It's like a cigarette in the mouth
Or a handshake in the doorway
I look at you and smile because I'm fine

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SmarterChild says:
A Day at the DMV

I just hate masturbating at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long toothpastes. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very sexy people who always act talkatively towards me. I hand them my ear and they snatch it away from me with their foot very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person sexed me and gave me a very smelly look. I was ready to walk right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your creams.

wow. funny.

thanks for playing manicdotes. want 2 try another? type "play again."




- SmarterChild says:
A Friendly Creature

Joe and his jesus were cleaning to school when a big penis suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The jumbo creature poked its head out and looked around stupidly. The condoms douched at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a vagina trying to hump in someone's pocket before.



A Fishing Trip with My Dad

One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and condoms and in no time we were ready to blow. At the lake, we put everything into our hard canoe, though I almost forgot my firm penis, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited lovingly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a yummy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I sucked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old vagina that must have weighed sixty-nine pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!

wow. funny!

would u like 2 send this manicdote 2 a friend?

Connor: I think a man is messured by the extent to which he loves

Zoe: Wow thats deep actaully though how do you messure a man?

Keturah: with a ruler?...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Zoe:

Rico: So anyways, a man walks into a bar...

Keturah: OUCH bedum bum chhh

Rico: hahaha you got it

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Morgan will be my best friend for ever and ever
bffaeaeaeae


& nessa & Steph
BUT I LOVE MORGAN

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

what?

Keturah Alexander; says:

do you zoe too?

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

what?

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

that doesnt make any sense

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

do i zoe too?

Keturah Alexander; says:

oh sorrry

Keturah Alexander; says:

do you like

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

do i like what?

Keturah Alexander; says:

omg

Keturah Alexander; says:

do you like zoe too?

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

no but who likes her?

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

you?

Keturah Alexander; says:

yes i like her.. shes my friend... wait you dont know

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

dont know what?

Keturah Alexander; says:

omg you know what nevermind

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

what dont i know?

Keturah Alexander; says:

who likes her

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

no

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

who?

Keturah Alexander; says:

but then maybe... nevermind btw zoe says her square will be next to yous cuz u dont dance with other people tomorow

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

so squaredancing likes her?

Keturah Alexander; says:

HAHHAHAAHAH

Keturah Alexander; says:

WAHAT?

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

umnmm

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

your really confusing

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

i asked who?

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

and you started talkin about squaredancing

Keturah Alexander; says:

kay asked what/ and yah did you get t

Keturah Alexander; says:

KAY never mind ehere

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

whos kay?

Keturah Alexander; says:

ia sked if you knew who jonah liked? AND did you get the squaredaning thing

Keturah Alexander; says:

OMG your SUCH an ididot kay as in okay..

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

YOU MAKE NO SENSE

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

then say ok or okay not kay

Keturah Alexander; says:

YOU MAKE NO SENSE EITHER or your really slow

Keturah Alexander; says:

okay

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

cause you talkin bout kay like he/she is a person

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

no

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

just type like a normal person

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

not kay

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

ok

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

or okay

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

those make sense to me

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

well

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

actually

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

now kay makes sense to me too

Keturah Alexander; says:

OMG so then i can say kay?

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

your last name is alexander?

Keturah Alexander; says:

yes why?

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

oh

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

cause it coulda been your middle name or sumthin

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

so i was wonderin

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

but w/e

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

im gonna go

Keturah Alexander; says:

yeah alright BUT WAIT

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

what?

Keturah Alexander; says:

zoes on the phone and you cant dance with her so pick your squre next to hers or something okay?

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

okey dokey

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

cya

Keturah Alexander; says:

kay bye

Keturah Alexander; says:

i mean okay

LuKe - bowl of chicken noodles says:

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omfg. open air stereo. IN VANCOUVER
open air stereo
= laguna guys
= CHASE
= KELAN
omg omg omg. leigh-anne we
NEED to see them!!!


my future husband Kelan <33

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Morgan:morgan and keturah seperated is like fire with out the heat....
Keturah: Rain, without water...
Morgan: OMG CAKE

Kay, so i love this girl soo much
she means everything to me
and it sucks, because now she goes to magee
and i miss her.. and i like NEVER see her
i love you so much morgan
and i miss ian teddy <33
HAHAHAHAH

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Leigh-Anne : u love junior mint!
Keturah : no i dont!
Luke : OH! I LOVE JUNIOR MINTS!
LA and Keturah : HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA Leigh-anne
he will never know why its funny
but it certainly is

Morgan has hacked the mostest coolest person EVER.
KETURAH ALEXANDER!
WE ALL LOVE KETURAH!

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muah muah muah
, meghan =)
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