SmarterChild says:
A Day at the DMV

I just hate masturbating at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long toothpastes. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very sexy people who always act talkatively towards me. I hand them my ear and they snatch it away from me with their foot very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person sexed me and gave me a very smelly look. I was ready to walk right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your creams.

wow. funny.

thanks for playing manicdotes. want 2 try another? type "play again."




- SmarterChild says:
A Friendly Creature

Joe and his jesus were cleaning to school when a big penis suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The jumbo creature poked its head out and looked around stupidly. The condoms douched at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a vagina trying to hump in someone's pocket before.



A Fishing Trip with My Dad

One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and condoms and in no time we were ready to blow. At the lake, we put everything into our hard canoe, though I almost forgot my firm penis, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited lovingly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a yummy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I sucked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old vagina that must have weighed sixty-nine pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!

wow. funny!

would u like 2 send this manicdote 2 a friend?