Dear: Miguel.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but, Our socks don't match.
I think I realized it, When I tripped on peanut butter At the mental hospital ,
and I saw you , Knock out The Catholic Priest . I'm sure you're too Cowardly enough to understand, That I may pee my pants . I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard, And I love Oprah Winfrey.
Kiss my Butt
Vania.
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but, (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4)(5)...
I'm sure you're too (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
Then tag 20 people, name this note as the last two sentences, and check back for more fun
Watch your punctuation, guys!
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scared
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Want to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - am better off without you
Y/Z – haven't showered in a month
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine - Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
beer– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
cider – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
I don't really know how to tell you this, but, Our socks don't match.
I think I realized it, When I tripped on peanut butter At the mental hospital ,
and I saw you , Knock out The Catholic Priest . I'm sure you're too Cowardly enough to understand, That I may pee my pants . I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard, And I love Oprah Winfrey.
Kiss my Butt
Vania.
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but, (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4)(5)...
I'm sure you're too (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
Then tag 20 people, name this note as the last two sentences, and check back for more fun
Watch your punctuation, guys!
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scared
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Want to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - am better off without you
Y/Z – haven't showered in a month
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine - Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
beer– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
cider – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
After breaking up, what's worse, having to be around them, or watching them with another person?
Watching them with another person.
Where is the one boy/girl you want to see the most right now?
Chillikrak.
Your parents tell you you're moving, you say?
perents. O.o
Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
Nope.
Would you be mad if your best friend dated the person you like?
Depends.
Is anyone protective of you?
I would think so.
Have you ever received a message that made you cry?
Yes , unfortunatly i cried for like 2 weeks.
What were you doing at 7:00 am?
Sleeeeeping!
Do you believe two people can last forever?
I sure do hope so.
Would you put yesterday on repeat and live it forever?
Um not nessisarily. CHIIICKEN WIINGS!!!
Did you ever kiss someone with a tattoo?
Yupp.
Last time you laughed super hard? and why ?
Ummm, yesterday. CHIICKEN WIINGS!!!
Do you look decent when you wake up?
Hell no.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
somewhat .
Think back to June, were you in a relationship?
yupp.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Tiired! Were the fuck is the fucking coffee!!! >.<
What is something you disliked about your day?
Eating retarted ammounts of pizza.
Where were you at 2 this morning?
Getting home.
What do you currently hear right now?
Water running.
Do you get distracted easily?
For sure.
Would you rather sleep for 3 days, or stay awake for 3 days?
depends on what im doing..
If you were to runaway, where would you go?
wereever my feet take me.
Are you happier now than you were three months ago?
Most deffinatly.
Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
somewhat .
Are you in a good mood right now?
Could be worse.
Is there someone you will never forget?
Yuppers.
Have you danced in the rain?
Naw.
Do you like winter?
Nope. >.<
When was the last time you went on an adventure?
Lastnight. MoFuckin Chiicken Wiingz!
Do you get butterflies around someone you like?
For sures <3 s.a.m.f
Are you a simple or complicated person?
A little bit of both? Or maybe not at all.
Are you nice to people you dislike?
Not very.
You're locked in a room with the person you last dated, any problems?
Get Bakked!
Is your hair long enough to put in a ponytail?
Nope.
This time last year, were you single?
Nope.
What makes you the happiest?
Being around good people. AND 420!!!
Is anything bugging you right now?
Some for sure.
Is it easy to pretend everything's okay for you?
MOst of the time yup, its kinda an art form.
Are you nice to everyone?
I sure do try.
Think of the last person who hurt you, do you forgive them?
Well idk i guess maybe.
Is there a person you talk to everyday?
For sure.
Do you need to say anything to someone?
A few.
Besides this, what are you doing right now?
Stoned.
It's your first day of vacation, what are you doing?
Getiin Krunk.
How did you spend your last birthday?
Got Krunk As A Motha Fuckka.
Who was your last text from?
Francis & Nikki.
Will you be up before 7AM tomorrow?
nopers.
Do you wish you were with someone somewhere else right now?
Well Duh. S.A.M.F <3
Where is the last place you slept besides your bed?
Sara's bed. <3
Who is your last missed call from?
Jackie.
Is this the best year of your life?
I would not know, it has just begun!
What is something you currently want right now?
Lottsa shiiet. . . . .
What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
smoked a joint.
Are you excited for next year?
This new year yes of coarse. <3
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
Naw, My broskiie from a diff Hoeskiie! CHIIKEN WIINGS!
Who were you last in a car with other than family?
My cousin , fracis, iffer, and dave.
Do you listen to your friends when they tell you a boy or girl is bad for you?
nope.
Have you ever found it heart to tell anyone you like them?
Yupp. <3
Do you regret anything?
I try not to .
Would you curse in front of your parents?
Perents? FUCKINGCOCKCUNTMOTHERFUCKINGSHIIT. >.<
Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
No.
When was the last time you held someone's hand?
few days ago.
What do your best friends call you?
Good queestion. Flailer?
Last time you wore the opposite sex's clothing?
couple monthas ago?
Is there stuff from your past that you miss?
More then you know.
How's your heart lately?
Healing.
What time did you go to bed last night?
Ummm 3am?
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
Nope.
Do you know how to swim?
Somewhat
Last person you talked to on the phone?
probably sara. x3
Watching them with another person.
Where is the one boy/girl you want to see the most right now?
Chillikrak.
Your parents tell you you're moving, you say?
perents. O.o
Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
Nope.
Would you be mad if your best friend dated the person you like?
Depends.
Is anyone protective of you?
I would think so.
Have you ever received a message that made you cry?
Yes , unfortunatly i cried for like 2 weeks.
What were you doing at 7:00 am?
Sleeeeeping!
Do you believe two people can last forever?
I sure do hope so.
Would you put yesterday on repeat and live it forever?
Um not nessisarily. CHIIICKEN WIINGS!!!
Did you ever kiss someone with a tattoo?
Yupp.
Last time you laughed super hard? and why ?
Ummm, yesterday. CHIICKEN WIINGS!!!
Do you look decent when you wake up?
Hell no.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
somewhat .
Think back to June, were you in a relationship?
yupp.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Tiired! Were the fuck is the fucking coffee!!! >.<
What is something you disliked about your day?
Eating retarted ammounts of pizza.
Where were you at 2 this morning?
Getting home.
What do you currently hear right now?
Water running.
Do you get distracted easily?
For sure.
Would you rather sleep for 3 days, or stay awake for 3 days?
depends on what im doing..
If you were to runaway, where would you go?
wereever my feet take me.
Are you happier now than you were three months ago?
Most deffinatly.
Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
somewhat .
Are you in a good mood right now?
Could be worse.
Is there someone you will never forget?
Yuppers.
Have you danced in the rain?
Naw.
Do you like winter?
Nope. >.<
When was the last time you went on an adventure?
Lastnight. MoFuckin Chiicken Wiingz!
Do you get butterflies around someone you like?
For sures <3 s.a.m.f
Are you a simple or complicated person?
A little bit of both? Or maybe not at all.
Are you nice to people you dislike?
Not very.
You're locked in a room with the person you last dated, any problems?
Get Bakked!
Is your hair long enough to put in a ponytail?
Nope.
This time last year, were you single?
Nope.
What makes you the happiest?
Being around good people. AND 420!!!
Is anything bugging you right now?
Some for sure.
Is it easy to pretend everything's okay for you?
MOst of the time yup, its kinda an art form.
Are you nice to everyone?
I sure do try.
Think of the last person who hurt you, do you forgive them?
Well idk i guess maybe.
Is there a person you talk to everyday?
For sure.
Do you need to say anything to someone?
A few.
Besides this, what are you doing right now?
Stoned.
It's your first day of vacation, what are you doing?
Getiin Krunk.
How did you spend your last birthday?
Got Krunk As A Motha Fuckka.
Who was your last text from?
Francis & Nikki.
Will you be up before 7AM tomorrow?
nopers.
Do you wish you were with someone somewhere else right now?
Well Duh. S.A.M.F <3
Where is the last place you slept besides your bed?
Sara's bed. <3
Who is your last missed call from?
Jackie.
Is this the best year of your life?
I would not know, it has just begun!
What is something you currently want right now?
Lottsa shiiet. . . . .
What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
smoked a joint.
Are you excited for next year?
This new year yes of coarse. <3
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
Naw, My broskiie from a diff Hoeskiie! CHIIKEN WIINGS!
Who were you last in a car with other than family?
My cousin , fracis, iffer, and dave.
Do you listen to your friends when they tell you a boy or girl is bad for you?
nope.
Have you ever found it heart to tell anyone you like them?
Yupp. <3
Do you regret anything?
I try not to .
Would you curse in front of your parents?
Perents? FUCKINGCOCKCUNTMOTHERFUCKINGSHIIT. >.<
Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
No.
When was the last time you held someone's hand?
few days ago.
What do your best friends call you?
Good queestion. Flailer?
Last time you wore the opposite sex's clothing?
couple monthas ago?
Is there stuff from your past that you miss?
More then you know.
How's your heart lately?
Healing.
What time did you go to bed last night?
Ummm 3am?
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
Nope.
Do you know how to swim?
Somewhat
Last person you talked to on the phone?
probably sara. x3
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in our world together
forever and ever
i love you
my lover
for me, this is what i want us to be
for you to be happy
cry me a river
as cliche as it sounds
i want to drown, in your sorrows,
your happiness, your love
loving or leaving
we're living together
forever and ever
i love you
my lover
for me, this is what i want us to be
for you; i want us to be happy
loving and breathing
living together
love you forever, and ever, and ever,
my lover, this is what i want to be
in our world, we are what i want; to be happy
forgetting whatever
i love you forever
forever together
thats what we should be
in our world together
forever and ever
i love you
my lover
for me, this is what i want us to be
for you to be happy
cry me a river
as cliche as it sounds
i want to drown, in your sorrows,
your happiness, your love
loving or leaving
we're living together
forever and ever
i love you
my lover
for me, this is what i want us to be
for you; i want us to be happy
loving and breathing
living together
love you forever, and ever, and ever,
my lover, this is what i want to be
in our world, we are what i want; to be happy
forgetting whatever
i love you forever
forever together
thats what we should be