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my 18th
ok 18th birthday recap got drunk and high made out with shantell in front of sam and continued to make out with her umm went excorsist on codys liveing room and threw up everywere umm woke up got high again and yeah lol suposidly i got achohal poisoning but all in all i cant remeber shit
 

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its my bday
im finally 18
 

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its her fault
im done i cant take it anymore contemplateing suicide
 

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birthday
its my birthday yay!!
 

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*assman*
From a guys point of view:

> We don't care if you talk to other guys.

> We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

> But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room

> and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

> It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without

> even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

> We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

> Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

> Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

> Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.

> The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

> Yeah, you can quote me.

> Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

> Take Advantage of the mood im in.

> LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

> We enjoy doing it.

> It's expected.

> Smile and say 'thank you.'

> Kiss us when no one's watching.

> If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

> You don't have to get dressed up for us.

> If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the

> need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

> We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

> Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

> Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

> Don't take everything we say seriously.

> Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.

> See the beauty in it.

> Don't get angry easily.

> Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

> Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

> It's boring, and we don't care.

> You have girlfriends for that.

> Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.

> I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

> On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.

> Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE.> DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS,> AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

> Someone who will honor your morals.

> Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

> Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

> Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

> Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

> *****Give the nice guys a chance*****
 

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*assman*
CURSED FOR UR NEXT 5 BIRTHDAYS! IF U DONT REPOST
JAN.- SHUT UP & KiSS ME =)
FEB.- L0VE T0 FUCK
MAR.- iM A LOVER!
APR.-IM SO FUCKIN CUTE
MAY- iM S0 FUCKiN FiNE
JUN.- I GIVE THE BEST SEX!
JUL.- DAMN I WANNA FUCK!!
AUG.- i`M A GANGSTA!!!!
SEPT.- i`M SOO DAMN FiNE !
OCT.- I'M A SEX FREAK
NOV.-I'M FEELiNG HORNY
DEC.- i JUST WANNA FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
***Repost in 5 Min
0R HAVE BAD LUCK ON UR BIRTHDAY
 

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*assman*
IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS, YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTIL YOU'RE 45
NO JOKE:

PUT:
BALLS--(if you were just dumped)
PENIS--(if your about to kill your ex)
MAKE OUT-- (if you're taken)HIGH--(if you are confused)
SEX-- (if you like someone but not sure how they feel about you)
BRA--(if you're taken and loving it)
DRUNK-- (if you're single and not really sure about anything )
BLOODY ROSE -- (you're about to give up and hate life)
COCAINE--(missing your ex)
ALCOHOL- (there's no point in liking the person you like)
WEED -- (if you're just taking life as it comes)
BOOBS--(if you're a ninja turtle!)
KISSING--(if you like someone and they like you but you're not going out)
MONKEY--(if your love life is going to Hell and you want to kill Cupid)
HORNY--(if you're really really horny)

SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IN : 10 mins
 

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*assman*
Favorite make out spot is in...

Libra : At The Football Games
Sagittarius : In A Pool
Taurus : In The Rain
Capricorn : On The Kitchen Table
Aquarius : In the hottub
Aries : On Your Parents Bed
Pisces : Everywhere
Gemini : In The Shower
Virgo : In the basement
Leo: Under the stars
Scorpio : In the car
Cancer : All The Above
Repost This In.....

1 Minute - You Will Be Getting A Kiss Tomorrow
 

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*assman*
i love thunder and lightning
 

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*assman*
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below and write it at
the bottom.

A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145
F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114
L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12
R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10
X=3 Y=210 Z=23

- Under 60 points= Not Too Sexy
- From 61-300 points= Pretty Sexy
- Over 301-599 points= Very Sexy!
- Beyond 600= Beyond Very Sexy!
- Over 1000= So sexy it hurts!


R=400
O=80
B=14
E=145
R=400
T=405

1344= - Beyond 600= Beyond Very Sexy!
 

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im a wolverine
You are a Wolverine! (your score: 28)
Characters: Lycas, Nilo, and Drenis in Eyes of Crow; Marcus in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: Fighting ability—strength, speed, and toughness

Nobody messes with Wolverines. You're fearless, assertive (okay, aggressive), and tenacious. You might be a Marine, or a middle linebacker. You're the best at whatever you choose to do, because you give yourself no alternative.

Best matches: Bears, Cougars, Wolves

Watch out for: Crows, Owls, Swans
 

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*assman*
ok so febuary 9th is marliannes birthday and the 5 days later is our aniversary what should i do for her?
 

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*assman*
Whats your NINJA name?
A = ka ; B = zu ; C = mi ; D = te ; E = ku ; F = lu ; G = ji ;
H = ri ; I = ki ; J = zu ; K = me ; L = ta ; M = rin ; N = to ;
O = mo ; P = no ; Q = ke ; R = shi ; S = ari ; T = chi ;
U = do ; V = ru ; W =mei ; X = na ; Y = fu ; Z = zi ;

emily=kurinkitafu
 

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*assman*
Whats your NINJA name?
A = ka ; B = zu ; C = mi ; D = te ; E = ku ; F = lu ; G = ji ;
H = ri ; I = ki ; J = zu ; K = me ; L = ta ; M = rin ; N = to ;
O = mo ; P = no ; Q = ke ; R = shi ; S = ari ; T = chi ;
U = do ; V = ru ; W =mei ; X = na ; Y = fu ; Z = zi ;

sylvia=arifutarukika
 

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*assman*
Whats your NINJA name?
A = ka ; B = zu ; C = mi ; D = te ; E = ku ; F = lu ; G = ji ;
H = ri ; I = ki ; J = zu ; K = me ; L = ta ; M = rin ; N = to ;
O = mo ; P = no ; Q = ke ; R = shi ; S = ari ; T = chi ;
U = do ; V = ru ; W =mei ; X = na ; Y = fu ; Z = zi ;

marlianne=rinkashitakikatotoku