*assman*
IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS, YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTIL YOU'RE 45
NO JOKE:

PUT:
BALLS--(if you were just dumped)
PENIS--(if your about to kill your ex)
MAKE OUT-- (if you're taken)HIGH--(if you are confused)
SEX-- (if you like someone but not sure how they feel about you)
BRA--(if you're taken and loving it)
DRUNK-- (if you're single and not really sure about anything )
BLOODY ROSE -- (you're about to give up and hate life)
COCAINE--(missing your ex)
ALCOHOL- (there's no point in liking the person you like)
WEED -- (if you're just taking life as it comes)
BOOBS--(if you're a ninja turtle!)
KISSING--(if you like someone and they like you but you're not going out)
MONKEY--(if your love life is going to Hell and you want to kill Cupid)
HORNY--(if you're really really horny)

SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IN : 10 mins
 

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