USING ONLY ONE WORD! It's not as easy as you might think!
1. Where is your cell phone? Lap
2. Your significant other? ..??..
3. Your hair? Brown
4. Your mother? Grumpy
5. Your father? Non-here.
6. Your favorite thing? Yellow
7. Your dream last night? Weird
8. Your favorite drink? Alchol
9. Your dream/goal? Travel
10. What room you are in? Living
11. Your hobby? Horses
12. Your fear? Death.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? B.c
14. Where were you last night? Home
16. Muffins? Depends
17. Wish list item? Truck
18. Where you grew up? G.p.
19. Last thing you did? Read.
20. What are you wearing? Clothes
21. Your TV? . Colorful
22. Your pets? Dogs
23. Friends? Loveem .
24. Your life? Alright
25. Your mood? Tires
26. Missing someone? Brother
27. Car? Broken
28. Something you're not wearing? Mittens
29. Your favorite store? Disney
30. Your favorite color? Yellow.
33. When is the last time you laughed? today
34. Last time you cried? yestersay
35. Who will resend this? ..??..
36. One place that I go to over and over? Schoo:(
37. One person who emails me regularly? Mike
38. My favorite place to eat? Red lobster
39. Why you participated in this survey? Bordem.
40. What are you doing tonight? Sleeping.
9 Lasts
1. cigarette: week ago.
2. beverage:water
3. kiss: while ago
4. hug: today
5. movie seen:stomp the yard
6. cd played: i dont know.
7. song listened to: dont know the name
8. bubble bath: like last year.
9. time you cried:when i saw Julies baby
8 have you evers
1. dated one of your best friends: yup
2. skinny dipped: yeah
3. kissed somebody and regretted it: definatly
4. fallen in love: yes
5. lost someone you loved: of course,
6. been depressed: yeah
7. been drunk and threw up: a couple of times,
8. ran away: yeah, but it was winter and i got cold
7 provinces you've been to
1. alberta.
2. bc
3. saskatchewan.
4. -
5. -
6. -
7. -
6 things you've done today
1. ate.
2. slept
3. laundry
4. watched t.v.
5. texted
6. showered
5 favorite things in no order
1. boys
2. yellow
3. phone
4. friends
5. sleeping
4 people you last talked to
1.michael
2. wayne
3. mom
4. steven
3 wishes
1. live on a farm, with naynay's(horses)
2. unlimited money
3. could fly
2 things you want to be when you grow up
1. horse trainer
2. hair dresser
1 thing you regret
1. him.
How Much Do You Cost??
Natural Hair Color:
[] Brown - $100
[x ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
Total: $50
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
[x ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $100
Height:
[ ] Over 7 - $200
[ ] 68 to 7 - $175
[ ] 60 to 67 - $150
[ ] 55 to 511 - $75
[x] e54 to 510 - $85
[] Under 54 - $95
Total so far: $185
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $285
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[x ] second born - $150
[ ] ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
Total so far: $435
Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[x ] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES! - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ]Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
Total so far: $685
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[x] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them (often) $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Total so far: $885
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1385
Favorite Colors (two):
[x]Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ x] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $3
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[]Other (black) - $500
Total: $2610
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% innocent.
100%
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. made beans.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR:80
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44.Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out .
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.1
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped
I'm 52% innocent
A
Are you available?
Kinda.
B
Do you know anyone named Brian?:
Yes.
2.
Boyfriend?:
Nope.
C
Whats your favorite candy?:
Fun dip.
What color is your computer?:
Silver or black.
D
Do you daydream?
Sometimes.
Whats your favorite kind of dog?
Chocolate lab.
E
Have you ever been in the emergency room?:
Often.
Ever pet an elephant?
Nope.
F
Do you use fly swatters?:
No often.
Do you like Fall Out Boy?:
No wayy.
G
Do you chew gum?:
Yupp.
Do you like gory movies?:
Some.
H
How are you?:
Tired.
What's your height?:
around 5 `5
What color is your hair?
Naturally dirty blonde, but died dark brown.
Have you ever ice skated?:
Yes, played hockey and figure skated.
J
Favorite Jelly Bean?:
Green.
Do you wear jewelery?:
Sometimes.
K.
Who do you want to kill?:
No one.
Have you ever flown a kite?:
Yeah.
Do you think kangaroos are cute?:
Kinda.
L
Are you laid back?:
Mostly.
Lions or tigers?:
Tiggers.
Do you like black licorice?:
Nasty,,
M
Favorite movie?:
Finding Nemo.
N
Do you have a nickname?:
birdie, bella.
Do you prefer night or day?:
Night, even though im scared of the dark.
O
Are you an only child?:
No, older brother. And 4 step sibs.
Do you like the color orange?:
It's alright.
P
Do you know anyone named Penelope?:
No.
Favorite flavor of popcorn?:
Normal kind?
R
Do you think you're always right?:
Sometimes.
Do you watch reality TV?:
Sometimes..
S
Do you prefer sun or rain?:
Both.
Do you like snow?:
If its not cold out.
T
Time to go to sleep?:
When im tired.
Tomatoes?:
Nasty..
U
Can you ride a unicycle?:
Never tried it.
Do you know anyone with a unibrow?:
Yup, its grose.
V
Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?:
Yeah, i love the theme song.
W
What's your worst habit?:
Biting my nails and sometimes smoking.
What do you want right now?:
Ride a horse.
X
Have you ever had an x-ray? ;
A couple.
Y
Do you like the color yellow :
Yeess,, its my favorite.
Do you yell when you're angry?:
Yes,
Z
Do you believe in the zodiac?:
Kinda.
Can you fill this out without lying?
Yes
What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Ritz cracker
Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
No
Where was your default picture taken?
Dont remeber
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
Jorden and Rachel
Can you play guitar hero?
Yes, who cant,
Last time you walked further than a block?
Friday.
Name someone that made you laugh today?
Dalas
How late did you stay up last night and why?
9:30, i was tired.
You could move somewhere else; would you?
Yes, somewhere hot.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
No, but a girl can wish.
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Nicole
Do you believe ex's can be friends?
depends
Do you like calling or texting better?
Texting.
How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
Nasty.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
Dont remember
Where are you at right now?
Home.
What bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine,
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Food.
Who took your profile picture?
I dont know
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Erin T
Was yesterday better than today?
Nope.
go grab your phone.
1. What color?
silver
2. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M
Machaela Rose
3. Who's the last person you called?
Home
4. Who was your last missed call from?
Mom
5. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under A?
Adam Standly
6. Who's speed dial 2?:
Toni
7. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under D?
Damon Ens
8. Who was your last received call from?:
Joe Douglas
9. Who's speed dial number 4?:
Dads House
10. What is your background?
Edward Cullen
11. How many text messages are currently in your inbox?
93
12. Who's speed dial number 1?
Voicmail.
13. What does the 5th message in your outbox say?
"Lucky"
14. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
Blaine
15. Who was your last text message from?
Nathan Payne
16. Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox:
Damon, Brysen, Rach, Shaun, Reid, Emily, Lane, Nathan
17. What does your 6th message say ?
"I Did"
18. Whos the 9th person on your missed calls?
Don't have one.
19. Who are most of your texts from
Nathan, Brysen
20. What does your 21st message say?
"No im not."
21. Who is the last name in your Phonebook?
Wyatt Smith
22. Who is the first person under the letter L?
Lane G
23.Who is the last person under g ?
Gia
24. What does your first text message in your inbox say?
"Hi"
25.Who is the third person under K?
Katherin
26. What kind of phone do you have?
I dont know its name,
How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?"
[!] Gotten kissed.
[!] Gotten a phone taken away in class.
[] Gotten suspended.
[!] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total so far:3
[!] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[!] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[!] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[] Missed school just because you felt like it.
[!] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total so far: 7
[!] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school.
[!] Text people during class.
[!] Passed notes.
[!] Threw stuff across the room.
[!] Laughed at the teacher.
Total so far: 12
[] Been in a fight at school, fist or verbal.
[!] Took pictures during school hours.
[!] Called someone during school hours.
[!] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours.
[] Skipped a class period.
Total So Far: 15
[] Threw something at the teacher.
[!] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[] Broke the dress code.
[] Failed a class.
[!] Ate food during class.
Total So Far: 17
[!] Gotten a call from school.
[] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[!] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking.
[!] Curse during class/school.
Total so far: 20
[] Faked your parents signature.
[!] Slept in class.
[] Cursed at your teacher.
[!] Copied homework.
[] Got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal.
Total So Far:22
Multiply by 3
Grand Total: 66 mess-ups as a teenager.
A - AVAILABLE? Kinda
B - BIRTHDAY? April 27
C - CRUSHING? Yeah
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD?A cooler.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO? My brother.
F - FAVORITE COLORS? Yellow and blue.
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS? Worms
H - HOMETOWN? Grande Prairie, Alberta.
I - ILL? Nope
K - KILLED SOMEONE? No
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE? 14
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR? Vanilla
N - FAVORITE NUMBER(s) 7.
O - ONE WISH? I want a horse
P - PERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST? Joe
Q - QUEER? NOO
R - REASON TOY I AM SMILE? Huh?
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD? Jingle Bells
V - VEGETABLES? Not the green ones.
W - WORST HABIT? Biting my nails.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD? Hand and Leg.
Y - YOUR NUMBER OF FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK? To many
Z - ZODIAC SIGN? Taurus
Pick.
would you rather...
Ask someone out.
Be asked out.
Have a sunny day.
Have a rainy day.
Have a computer.
Have a cell phone
Be poor & live till you're 100.
Be rich & live till you're 30.
Be blind
Be deaf
Have it be Winter all year round.
Have it be Summer all year round.
Be beautiful.
Be loved.
Take a bath.
Take a shower.
Be born poor and die rich.
Be born rich and die poor.
Never have to go to school.
Never have to go to the dentist.
Never feel physical pain.
Never feel emotional pain.
Wear contacts.
Wear braces.
You are..
Short. 5'0 & Shorter.
5'1 - 5'3.
5'4 - 5'6
5'7 - 5'9.
5'10 - 6'1.
Tall. 6'2 & Taller.
Naturally:
Blonde.
Strawberry Blonde.
Redhead.
Auburn.
Brunette.
Dirty blonde
Light Brown.
Dark Brown.
Black.
Don't Remember.
Blue-Eyed.
Brown-Eyed.
Green-Eyed.
Hazel Eyed.
Gold/Gray-Eyed.
Silver/Gray-Eyed.
Blue/Green-Eyed
Hair Length
Short.
Medium.
long Hair.
Bald.
You've Done
Rafting.
Water Skiing
Camping.
Horseback Riding.
Surfing.
Water Polo.
Skateboarding
Skiing/snowboarding.
Street Luging.
Cheerleading.
Lacrosse.
Street Hockey.
Gymnastics.
Martial Arts.
BMX.
Tubing.
Rock climbing.
Your Confessions..
I am really ticklish.
I've collected comic books.
I read and watch the news.
I love Disney movies
I don't like killing bugs.
I have/had x's in my screen name. ?
I'm a pretty good cook.
I have worn pajamas to class.
I like Martha Stewart.
Ozzy is my hero.
I like church.
I always do my homework.
I still have my pokemon cards.
I like sneezing.
Why do i always turn to these stupid things.
Yes, i know they rid your problems for a minute, but in the long run they don't help at all.
Yes, they help me go home when i don't want to, but it wear's off after a while.
Why do i turn to you?
P.s.
Drugs don't fix everything:(
I don't know how to handle you anymore. Things seem to be getting worse. Things are suppose to get better but there not. i don't wanna be at home anymore, I am not gonna lie. I am so sick of all the fighting we do, i just want us to be alright and I'm thinking that i might need some time away from all this drama that's going on at home. Staying at dad's for alittle while may be something I need to do even if you don't understand it.
Mother time apart will hopefully help with our problems so tomorrow night we can talk about this but tonight I'm not coming home.
