By: -Jon- Date: Dec 29, 2006 12:25:15 am
Beau,
He dates a ho,
and thats fo sho'
just kidding, she ain't bad
but shes just a fad
soon u will be sad
when she comes to me
where will my cock be
in your mouth
hint hint it aint shaved down south
my dick has its own area code
u should see the size of my load
no need to speak in code
Zero,one,one zero
I AM the rap hero
my rhymes bring in the real DENIRO
I'm gonna start dishing
this shits so easy i could be fishing
and soon you'll be wishing
That u didnt take this task
you'll have to wear a paper bag mask.
SUCK ON THAT
p.s deniro means scrilla but cuz ur not gangster enuff scrilla means money
By: *beaumister*
Date: Dec 29, 2006 12:55:40 am
I am the main rapper, cuz i rap so hard
that when im in asia i wont have to send you a card
i will blow your two speakers
pay for them, and buy you some decent sneakers
cuz the ones you wear
looks like you dont have care
they look like puke
and while im feeling generous, ill also buy u a nice toque
you have a smile on your face
but only because you think your from the black race
but let me tell you, and listen good
you think your all gangster down from the hood
but your not
nothing you got
will change the fact that your a pale old cracker
even if u buy a hoe and smack her
you wish you were brown, or even black
but that will never happen cuz u play with that white sack
niggers dont swing, or waste time for you
that when u walk by, they call you white poo
all you want is some pussy
but if u ever had the chance you would be a wussy
you get picked in the claw machine then thrown back
only because you ain't black
now straighten up boy
this ain't no game, its my life and joy
you try and make a fool outta me
but once its all over you will see
you always say you dishin
but your white so your only fishin
you fish and fish but never the less
it turns out just like your life, a big huge mess
now im done with you here
and so stop now cuz im going for a beer
i dont wanna have to waste no more time
because im gangster and so thats a crime
so buddy boy, its done
i hope you had your fun
but ur a fool
and u better just fall on the floor and drown in ur drool
because im the winner of this great rap battle
and your nothing except when u ride your men with a saddle
so this is my last and final word
that you are gone like the morning bird
Beau's
Oh what yes yes, oh common Al!
you are a nice gal
but we need to get this straight
theres no need to contemplate
that you aint no staight up hardcore rapper
your just a cuddly lovey-dovy sapper
Oh common now get off the stage
We need to start on a brand new page
from the book of how your life as a rapper
went down in the gross old crapper
Oh for frick sake, common baby
in the rap game, theres no room for ''maybe''
you either have it or not
and if you dont then you get showt
so im just tryin to save your life
so one day you can be a nice married wife
so stop right now before u brake a nail
in the rap game, your born to fail
in this game you have to go go go
there aint no room for ur suck and blow
so thats mighty sad for you
because you smell like my old gym shoe
and with that smell, and the look of a goat
your nothing and in this game you wont float
so stop me now if im getting this right
you like to challege people to a rap fight
but why did you have to put me to the test
im not like a lame-o wanna be rapper like the rest
you have totally lost this game
and your the only one to blame
so stop yo tears
and hide your fears
because im ur worst nightmare
from here to there
i will rip your words apart
and put them in your shopping cart
so you can shop for some rappin style
because you aint got none, and wont have any for a while
i could go left to right
from the center of the night
i will swish you off your feet
when my ryhmes are what you meet
so common al, go start your singin
because if u a rappin, people gunna start flingin
tomates and potatoes at yo face,
because your so wanna-be, that its a discrase
i aint here to be mean
you are just so obscene
that you make it hurt my ears
with your rapping, so listen to your peers
quit the rap battles
go place with your shaky rattle
because we have no room for you
get outta the rap place, you aint part of the crew
this is gone, this is done
it has been some total fun
here i am once ageen
i won this rap battle, how many has it been
im so sorry al
you just dont have it my pal
better luck to you
time to go back to your aunt sue
al and elise's!
Beau , yo think your so fly … but nigga undo yurr fly.
Cause that’s all yo evuur be. A fucking white ass bitch
With a buncha STD’s.
Your face looks like a fucked up gorilla,
Kind like if someone slapped ye with a bucket of samenilla
Yo datin’ some skinny ass hoe.
Shes just a goldigger. She datin some other nigga named moe.
He got a sexy ass body and a 10 inch joe
Come on boy just give up and hit da flo.
We goin jump on you like a game of tic tac toe.
Nig just turn gay, and put in your mouth
We all no when you see the ladies, it still stays south.
But when you see them other men, it goes up
Up up into the sky, but you still tell people you don’t know why
You say your not gay, but hey,
We no you pay
For all them strip teasin, beau pleasin
Gay games, ya’ll are playin.
Soo shhh. just listen.
Jus stick that thing in your mitten.
You can’t beat me, with your so called “rappin”
We all no your pussy, and we can’t stop laughing
Your schooled bitch.
Go hide in a ditch.
