Whoo Hoo its my birthday!!!

what color of shirt are you wearing?

red= loud
green= stupid
blue= freaky
white= beautiful
aqua=gorgeous
yellow= innocent
purple= a little too happy
black= emo
orange= funny
gray= skanky
pink= preppy
light blue= sweaty
other= hot
nothing= sexy

what kind of pants are you wearing?

shorts= cutie
skirt/skort= skank
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= Gangster
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict

what is your natural hair color?

auburn= That every one wants to make out with
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriendbrown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= With sexy eyes
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different

and i

Pick the month you were born on:

1 - ate
2 - needed
3 - killed
4 - shot
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - who banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - stabbed horiblely
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with

Pick the day you were born in:

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - Paris Hilton
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian
15 - a stripper
16 - a pickle
17 - a shoe
18 - a lover
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because Thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Aqua-Cause the 306CBZ kick cun


I Am A Beautiful, Brat, With A Hot Boyfriend And I Ate Santa Claus Because I Love Marijuana

mom: hello?
>
> chris:hi,can i talk to ashley?
>
> mom:sure.hold on
>
> ashley: hello?
>
> chris:hey it's chris. how was your day?
>
> ashley:it was fine,how was yours?
>
> chris: it was ok.
>
> --------------------------------------------------​-
> ~akward silence~
> --------------------------------------------------​-
>
> chris:sooooo.......
>
> ashley:*giggle*sooooo.......
>
> chris: you doin anything tomorrow?
>
> ashley:nope,why?
>
> chris:uhh,umm,maybe,uhh,i dunno,we can,hang out or somethin?
>
> ashley:*blushes* okay,what time?
>
>
>
> chris:*big smile* great! uhh,how about around 6:00pm or something?
>
> ashley:alright!i will meet u over at the park then...
>
> chris:ok then
>
> ashley: well i gotta go,but i'll see u tomorrow?!
>
> chris:ok see u then....
>
> ------------------------------------------------
> next day---------
> ------------------------------------------------
>
>
> ***Ashley walks over to the park and see's chris sitting on a bench,waiting
> for her***
>
> ashley:hey.whats up?
>
> chris:uhh,nothin,im happy to see u
>
> ashley:*smiles* me too
>
> chris:alright,how about we go take a walk?...
>
> ashley:okay
>
> ------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------------
>
> ***as they walk,she grabs ahold of his hand, chris *smiles* as they walk
> through the park***
>
> --------------------------------------------------​--starts getting dark----
> ------------------------------------------------
>
> ashley:brrr,it's getting cold out
>
> chris:wanna go sit on the grass,under that tree?
>
> ashley:sure
>
> chris and ashley:*takes a seat near a tree while chris holds ashley in his
> arms,keeping her warm*
>
> ashley: thx ,i feel much better now
>
> chris:me too
>
> ashley:* giggles* why is that?
>
> chris:cause im with u...
>
> ashley:im happy with u too......
>
> chris:uhh,umm....nevermind....
>
> ashley:no, what is it,you can tell me....
>
> chris:its just...
>
> ashley:yea???
>
> chris:i feel different when im with you
>
> ashley: what do u mean?
>
> chris: i mean,you make me wanna be with you for the rest of my life,i've
> never had anyone make me feel the way you make me feel...
>
> ashley:*blushes* i feel like that too...
>
> chris:i...i...lov....
>
> ashley:*leans over and kisses him*
>
> -------------------------------------------------a few moments into the
> kiss-
> ------------------------------------------------
>
> chris: uhh...*blushes*
>
> ashley: i love you...
>
> chris:i love u too and i always will
>
> chris:*holds ashley as they look up at the stars*
>
> **chris and asley fall asleep under the stars**
>
> ******
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> ******
> the two dated up until prom night where chris asked ashley to be his
> wife.........
>
> ashley is probably one of the happiest women in the world, chris is probably
> the luckiest man.........
>
>
> 10 YEARS LATER
>
> ashley: WORKING AS A MAGAZINE EDITOR,24 YEARS OLD
>
> chris: WORKING AS A MEDICAL DOCTOR,25 YEARS OLD

^{I CANNOT STOP THINKING OF YOU...................
BELIEVE ME}