Ashley
so! tell me a story
Lindsay
once upon a time there a was this dog...
Ashley
about a turtle
Lindsay
okay a turtle then
Ashley
who lived in a forest?
Ashley
bahahha
Lindsay
yes
Lindsay
and there a lot of birds around him..
Ashley
dope
Ashley
lol
Lindsay
and he wanted to find out what the big deal was for all these birds to fly...
Ashley
lmao aaaand?
Lindsay
so he climbed a tree with all these birds...
Ashley
mhmmm
Ashley
lol turtles can climb trees?
Lindsay
shhhhhh we can pretend
Ashley
lol ok
Lindsay
and when they all jumped off so they could fly away..the turtle jumped
too....
Lindsay
as soon as he jumped he realized that he didnt have any wings....
Ashley
OH NO! DID HE SPLAT?
Lindsay
so on his way down to the ground falling...he grabbed to big leaves and
started flapping his arms as fast as he could..which isnt very fast considering hes a turtle...
Ashley
lmao
Lindsay
good thing he was little
Lindsay
see this whole flapping thing..yeah doesnt work for turtles..they get tired really fast..
Ashley
lol
Ashley
HURRY AND END IT I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!
Lindsay
so he gave up on flapping and grabbed as many leaves as he could before he hit the ground..
Lindsay
then he used the leaves as this giant pillow..
Lindsay
and when he landed all the birds started laughing at him for trying to fly...
Ashley
and?
Lindsay
hang on im thinking..
Ashley
lol ok
Lindsay
he just looked at them all and said well at least i have leaves to hide in...dont you stupid birds get it? your going to be shot with rubber plungers...
Lindsay
see theres a person coming for you all BAHAHAHAHAHA
Lindsay
fuck i have NO idea where all that came from...
Ashley
lmao THATS OK BEST STORY EVER
