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THANKS SCABERZ:)
What have you done?

[x] smoked weed or cigs
[x]consumed alcohol
[x]slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x]slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x]made out with someone of the same sex
[x] had someone in your room of the opposite sex
[x]watched porn
[ ]bought porn
[x] done drugs
TOTAL: 8

[x] taken pain killer
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[ ] cut yourself
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL: 7


[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been in a wreck
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar
TOTAL: 6


[x] been to a wild party
[ ] seen the Mardi Gras
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] own a 50 cent cd
TOTAL: 5


[ ] dressed Gothic
[x] dressed prep
[x] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember
[ ] blacked out
[x] fainted
[x] had a crush on your best friend
[x] had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 7

[x] snuck into someone else's room
[ ] had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] been to a concert
[ ] dry humped someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in your car
[ ] broke a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposite sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 5


[ ] considered ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R rated movie
[ ] cursed at church
[x] skipped school
[ ]had an eating disorder
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[x] walked out of a resteraunt without eating
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL: 6

[ ] owned an apartment
[ ] cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] been cheated on
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] kissed a stranger
[x] went somewhere with a stranger
[ ] been sexually harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 6

[x] met face to face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 12 hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight
[ ] watched tv for 12 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[x] cursed
[x] prank called someone
[x] laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 9

[x] cheated on homework.
[x] received/given a hand job.
[x] been pushed into a pool.
[x] played pool.
[ ] watched 5 hours of MTV straight.
[ ] had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
[x] had a crush on someone younger than you
[x] wear eyeliner
[ ] skinny dipped
[x] laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
TOTAL: 7

TOTAL: 66

10-20= goodie good
21-30= a little rebelious
31-40= getting hot baby
41-50= rebel
51-60= total bad girl/boy
61-70= bitch/asshole
71-80= cant believe you made it this far
81-90= fucking bad ass
91-100= see u in hell
 

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THANKS KAELA
BLOCK A:
-who sits behind you? RUSSEL YEAH
-who do you sit beside? zoey
-what class is it? power tech
-your teacher? mr.pope
-did you ever fall asleep?
-do you get a lot of homework? we dont get any

BLOCK B:
-who sits behind you? katie g
-is this your favorite class? HELL NO
-what reminds you of 2nd block? coloring books and funny accents
-what class is it? math
-who's your teacher?a total guf

BLOCK D:
-who do you sit beside? shane mackie
-what do you do during 4rd period? talk and disrupt
-what class is it?spanish
-who's the teacher? spider monkey
-do you chew gum in 3rd period? yeah but only when we dont have to talk

BLOCK E:
-Anyone you want to shoot during 4th period? yes a brown kid
-Is your crush in this class? nope
-Do you ever have fun in this class? yea
-What class is it? socials
-Whats your teacher like? she shows me and derek her bruises
-Who's the teacher? phelan/plummer
-If you could trade one person from that class for another who would it be? that brown kid for sure
-who do you sit with?Kwinklez yo
 

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YEHA GOOD SONG
Times have changed and times are strange
Here I come, but I aint the same
Mama, Im coming home
Times gone by seem to be
You could have been a better friend to me
Mama, Im coming home

You took me in and you drove me out
Yeah, you had me hypnotized
Lost and found and turned aroound
By the fire in your eyes

You made me cry, you told me lies
But I cant stand to say goodbye
Mama, Im coming home
I could be right, I could be wrong
Hurts so bad, its been so long
Mama, Im coming home

Selfish love yeah were both alone
The ride before the fall
But Im gonna take this heart of stone
I just got to have it all

Chorus
Ive seen your face a hundred times
Everyday weve been apart
I dont care about the sunshine, yeah
cause mama, mama, Im coming home
Im coming home

You took me in and you drove me out
Yeah, you had me hypnotized
Lost and found and turned around
By the fire in your eyes




Mamma im comin home- Ozzy Osbourne
 

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aww
it was time to go home,
to go home without each other.
i said i love you, he said the same.
i said call me when you miss me,
he smiled and kissed me.
i walked towards my car,
and my phone rang.




 

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THANKS ADRO
 

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ello chap

So I'm ali butts
no word of a lie my
last name is butts
says so on my birth
certificate.I like making
my own words and sayings
usually i think of the best ones
when im with 'zel, she brings
out the r tard in me.I kinda enjoy
school i just like the fact
that you get to see certain people
every day and my classes
are actually pretty rad so thats a plus..
except that creepy guy that drools i
think he should be fired I love
to read and im actually somewhat
good at it hard to believe YES. I have
dope and radical friends they lurk it real
hard yo! No im not kidding i couldnt imagine
life without them especialy H.B. K.D. S.L.
never find any three like them best believe it.
Then theres C.H. oh dddear you light my fire
and im not exactly meaning that sexually
but i guess thats what it means
lifes over all pretty good i guess
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Erlack a pongoes


I guess i'll start with bad
shtuff I hate meat eaters
except the cool ones. I
use to be a meat eater
untill ver ver recently
I dont like it when my friends
are in angry moods bcuz i act
liek a tool to try and cheer them
up and lets just say i embaresse
myself I don't like fights or
drama although im usually in it, my
fault obv im trying to be better at life
this semester so that means finishing
all homework I like to be positive
so i don't have ne more dislikes really[/left][/i]




Woah rad


I love random times
and music and hawt sex
joking that would involve
beign a whore but i really
am into indie bands right
now and of course i still
love my david bowie and
led zeppelin umm
friends are cool and i enjoy
"blazing" but not all the time
because if you do it to much
it will take the fun away
i like the computer hehe and
the telephone; i like the fact
that i dont own a cellphone but
i always own 25 cents in case
of emergancies I liek movie
nights with friends especially harry
pot head ones and i like to eat
bcuz im a TH haha try and figure
that one out but actually i cant
eat much ne more bcuz most foods have
beef stock in it and jellitan So
yeah life is good
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oh lawl
 

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cody:)

You can be the jam
i cant eat it
01\09\07
 

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Did you know there are this many ways to say vagina?


vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuckpocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of pl enty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, fish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuckdonut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold.
 

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good song :)
It's a thin line between love and hate
It's a thin line between love and hate

It's five o'clock in the morning
And you're just gettin' in
A knock upon the door
A voice sweet and low says (who is it?)
She opens up the door
And she lets you in
And never once does she say "where have you been?"

She says "Hold it,
Are you hungry, did you eat yet,
Let me hang up your coat now"
And all the time she's smiling
Never raises her voice
It's five o'clock in the morning
And you don't give it a second thought

It's a thin line between love and hate
It's a thin line between love and hate

The sweetest woman in the world
Could be the meanest woman in the world
If you make her be that way
She might be holding something in
That's really gonna hurt you
One of these fine days

There you are in the hospital
Bandaged from foot to head
In a state of shock
That much from bein' dead
You didn't think your woman
Could do something like that to you
You didn't think she'd got the nerve
Accidents speak louder than words
Louder than words
Louder than words
Louder than words

Come on
Come on, baby, baby
If you won't give a damn about me

Come on baby, baby
You don't really care about me
 

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TERM TWO CLASSES CHEA
A block- power tech
B block- math
C block- lunch
D block- spanish
E block- socials

do we have any classes
message me
 

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THANKS RANDA
 

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HAYLEY

we DEFINE bestfriends
why?










We have been through WAY too much
to ever not be BFFMFE(only we know what that means )
I can't even list all the good times because
there are way too many. well I'll list a few.
1. The bottle
2. Give me the shirt, ahahaha what a creep
3. That old hag who reported abuse
4. Dre's shoes ahaha there leather, fix it.
5. Running from sling ding.
6. ROGER
7. Where da fuck is ____
Well I'm not going into detail about that, because
that wouldn't be such good times if everyone else knew
now would it. Well it is good that we have become friends again.
What would i do without you? No matter what we did, as long
as i was with you i wouldn't care about what other people thought.
I can always be myself, I never change for you, and i will
do anything to help you out, even give you my old job .
I am never going to forget you. even if we hate
each other or just stop being friends I will
never forget you. you will always be my best friend.

You're...
My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my friend, my buddy,
through happy and sad,
beside me you stand,
beside me you walk,
you're there to listen,
you're there to talk,
with happiness, with smiles,
with pain and tears,
I know you'll be there,
throughout the years.




'Zel and Alma
 

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THANKS KARLA
Instructions:
Write ten statements
Intended to different people.

1. You pretty much make my day with all the stupid remarks you
make, i dont know how we lived without eachother for the first 11 years
of our lives we've had some bad times but all the goodones balance it out
im never going sledding in the shadys again you batch oh one more thing
"GIVE ME THE SHIRT"


2.We use to talk a lot and hang out what happened?

3. our emo moments and our forever phone conversations our beautiful
taste in music and the love of movie making\photography is what makes me smile mission 07 cant wait bud

4. You rlly piss me off like extra piss me off ur so loud and BLAH BLAH BLAH and i want to hit you in the face.

5. We dont rlly talk but ill never forget grade 8 it would of
turned out a lot different without you m2

6. If u do something you might ruin 11:11 forever.

7. I actually love you sometimes and then hate you your actually pretty
dumb and say the fucking most retarded things and make it sound liek your right its kinda annoying but the agian sometimes ur fun.

8. wow science wouldnt be as dope without you bud me and you
piss of mr.rensen so much and i love you for that i rlly hope our math teacher is the same next term

9. You talk about money and desighners a lot and thats kinda annoying
but ur a cutie and say cutie things

10. Your rlly annoying how you talk about him so much like he dosent like you and hasnt since you broke up a year and a half is a little much get over him and find someone new
 

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woot wooot











those were some of the best days
of our lives 2005-2007 its
been good guys
 

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