The Rebellious Teen Purity Test
100 questions. Add up your "yes"
Scoring is at the end of the test.
Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: yes.
The same sex? : no.
Someone you weren't in a relationship with? yes.
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?: yes.
To both genders?: no.
Had sex in a public place?: yes.
Have you cheated on someone?: Nope =] thats dumbb
Cheated with someone?: no.
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn? yes yes yes and yes =] hahaha
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: yeye
TOTAL: 6
Drugs
Have you smoked cigarettes more than once?: hahaha yeap
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?: yes yes and yes <3
Used hard drugs? Like, Coke, Heroin and Meth? noo >=( bad bad bad
Used needle drugs or inhalants?: no.
Used prescription pills to get high?: yeaa lol
Bought drugs?: yeap
Sold drugs?: yeap
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: yes.
Overdosed?: noope not yet
haha
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: again, not yet luullss
TOTAL: 6
Rock N' Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore often?: yes.
Have you taken shots?: yes.
Have you thrown up from drinking?: yes.
Have you passed out?: yes.
Have you played drinking games?: yes.
Was your first real drink before the age of 15? yes.
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?: yes.
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?: yes.
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?: yees
TOTAL: 9
Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?: yes.
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?: no
Used a fake ID?: no.
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: haha helped so kinda
Any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?: yes
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?: yeaas
Are you/have you been in a street gang?: no.
Packed a weapon?: a knife yes
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: mayybeee =p
Ever been arrested?: no.
TOTAL: 6
A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?: ye.
Been suspended?: no.
Been expelled?: no.
Cut class?: yes.
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?: yes.
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?: hahaha yeap
Held or participated in a protest at school?: no.
Got into a fight at school?: yes.
Done drugs at school?: yes.
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?: no.
TOTAL: 6
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: no
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: yes.
Have you gotten any tattoos?: i wish
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: fuck yeah
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?: yeye
Do/did you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male): no
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunnyears, fangs, armwarmers)?: no.
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, emo, artsy, hippie, etc? yes.
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: yes
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: no.
Do you break the school dress code often?: no
TOTAL: 5
Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?: no
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?: no
Have you committed a violent crime?: no
Have you ever almost died?: yes.
Do/did you have any mental illnesses?: no
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: no
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder? fuck no
Have you ever had a substance habit?: dope and smokes.
TOTAL: 2
We're Very Disappointed In You, Son
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: yes.
Ever had a party while your parents were out?: no.
Ever steal from your parents?: yes.
Ever crash your parents' car?: no.
Run away?: yes
Been grounded for a month or more?: yes.
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?: yes.
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?: nope.
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?: yes.
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: yes.
TOTAL: 7
Amateur Jackass
Ever skinnydipped?: yes.
Set something large on fire?: haha yess =]
Stapled yourself?: yes.
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: yes.
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?: tried to didnt work tho
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: yes.
Streaked?: almost did on new years lol
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?: noooo.
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: try four.. felt like i was wasted
Set off illegal fireworks?: yea!
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once? yes.
TOTAL: 8
BIG TOTAL: 56
now multiply your score by 2.
Find your score: lol 112% ? hahah
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered...you go to church, right?
31% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91% - 100 (or more)%: How on earth are you still alive?! You've actually done it
