I play;
guitar
piano
I have/had
;
TWO BIG DOGS! one named buzzo (RIP you were one hell of a dog peace love and harmony) one named sunny
ALL YOU GUYS IN CASTLEGAR!!!
I FRREAKING MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY!!!
keep it real, ill see you all soooooon
(btw 1-780-297-4553)
THIS IS FOR SARA CARDINAL!!! < (ps. she has all the artistic ability)
Consuelo The Rainjacket
Wear your rainjacket
Before it wears you
And if it does then its too late!
Cause it will never let go!!
You'll be stuck in the rain jacket
For the rest of your life...
*Woah rainjacket woaaah rain jacket*
I was wearing my rainjacket
Just the other day
Then the wind came and blew it away
And when i finally got it back
It was wearing me on its baccccckkk!!
IT WAS YELLOW
AND ITS NAME WAS CONSUELOOOO!!
By: Danni and Sara
Bump in a Tree
Well I was walking
Through the 100 acre woods
And to my surprise...
There was a bump sitting there..
WITHOUT a tree
And its name was Lee
And it made me very happy
too see..
The bump dancing
The bump was dancing..
Like it was on broadway
Then it started my way.
AND I WAS AFRAID!!!
I didn't know what to do
What would you do..
If the bump was COMING FOR YOU
Would you run away?
Would you scream and cry?
Would you drool excessively
orr...would you hide?
Well whatever you're gonna do
You better do it soon
CUZ ITS AFTER YOU!
The music i like is.....
COUNNNNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scissor sisters
metallica ((old stuff))
ten second epic
stabilo
last goodbye
system of a down
keith urban
toby keith
montgomery gentry
tim mcgraw
ray charles
johnny cash
korn
millencolin
linkin park
pink floyd
guns and roses
supertramp
brother voodoo
hidden in plain view
smorgasbord
embition
taking back sunday
the used
led zeppelin
megadeth
ac/dc
queen
driver
led zeppelin
iron maiden
the format
the ramones
halieghs music is effing CRazAY awesome!
jump for charlie
the richardsons
the southerns
etc!
i like music, friends, my many guy friends, gum...
im running out of things to say...sleeping...bowling
(havent played in forever and i suck..but oh well),football,
lazertag, videogames ((once again im horrible at them but meh)),
and wheelchair basketball, which btw is amazingly fun. i like movies,
for instance, road trip, dodgeball, EUROTRIP, spider man 1 and 2.
the punisher, and more..i just dont remember them. i also like
yelling at random ppl when im walking. me and tonia are the best
at it. i am a curious person!! dont start telling me something if
you dont intend on finishing it, im persistent :D. Humor is what
keeps me going, and its HILARIOUS when ppl do stupid shit, like rick
when he jumped over a fence and landed on his head last halloween.
or me when i see my sister standing over me after i've had a little
to much to drink and i ask her who the fuck she is. ALSO just to let
you know, any picture I have on here is not to entise or attract men
to me, or my page. running around drunk with tine screaming about
downer amoebas and making fun of people with unibrows.
me, stew, michelle
Things For Guys ta Know about Chicks
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, its because she needs you
When a GIRL says I love you, She means it.
When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that
Hackedddd
Hacked by nats... just cause im aweseome and I can hack you. So um danie is effing great. If you think otherwise then *cracks boney knuckles and shakes fist* haha. Well, i cant kick your ass but she sure can. Anyways , great memories with this lady here. Such as watching movies at grandin, rollerblading during boiling weather... lol list goes on and on. Anyways, she's beautiful and charmingly wonderful, dont ever think otherwise.
I was walking in the desert you know picking some mushrooms (obviously) when a huge sandstorm came out of nowhere. When the air cleared and i shook all the sand off me, there was a ginormous space ship looking thingy. I was like "sweet, exploring time!" and i went inside. It was pretty cold inside and on a table i saw like a million mushrooms and
iw as like "FREAKING ALIEN BASTARDS! NO WONDER I COULDNT FIND ANY
MUSHROOMS! DAMN." and then this giant pink mushroom with a crown on
his head walks towards me and asks what im doing on his ship. i dont
asnwer....i stuff the mushrooms in my bag and book it off the ship.
this fat mushroom dude started chasing me and shooting large amounts
of red koolaid powder at me. im like "what the heck...hows red
koolaid gonna do anything to me? stupid intergalactic king guy."
im totally out of breath when i cross the border into Russia. what
a far run, holy crap. so sweet, im gonna sit down and make some
mushroom and cheese pizza, what a wicked day. pretty sure i lost
like 50% of my body fat just from all that running. After im done
my pizza i look in the mirror b4 going to bed. "HOLY CRAP IM RIPPED!
sick im like those chicks who do body building. shit i better
start sitting around eating grease..." the next day my door bell
rings, im like "sweet vistors!" and when i open the door,
its freaking Rasputin. w t f. hes like "so i heard u escaped
the rath of Consuelo the king of Shrooms, all of us are pretty
impressed. im the president of the Order of unsung heroes...and
we would like you to join." im like holy shit this is
rasputin...like damn hahahahaha "can you sing that song for
me....you know ra-ra-rasputin..lover of the russian queen "
hes like "yeaaaah....no"
So me and Rasputin head over to Chucky Cheeze and when we get
there I see Ivan the Terrible, Roadrunner, Wil E. Coyote, Marvin
the Martian, Sylvester, Hitler, etc. I'm like "woah screw that"
and i turn around to leave. Roadrunner runs and blocks the door,
Coyote traps me with an acme net and marvin the martian uses "add
water" martians to guard me. I'm thrown into one of those things
filled with balls (lets call it a fun room !yay!) Every once in
awhile I get some halloween candy. I'm like "Rasputin you suck!!
now you MOST definetly have to sing" Off he goes in all of his
"American Idol" splendor. Everyone drops to the ground deafened
by supersonic sound waves. I'm danni, so obviously it doesnt
phase me :). Off I go, taking Roadrunner with me, cuz hes pretty
much really sweet. I then write a book about my adventures
( you're reading it right now. SO COOL hahahahahaha)
(Written by me)



