i have learned being with you that... i need you... but how bad do you need me?
omg im so sick of your bullshit that i have been putting up with the last two years... you treat me like shit when all i try to do is help. like what the fuck do you want from me.
i want you soo bad right now, you have no idea.
Girl your boobies look real nice to me tonight
Let's have a pillow fight, I know you're tight
Thats when we turn off the lights.
today i had a random thought.... what would chocolate milk and vodka taste like?? hmmmm. and my god damn bag reeaks of halfies drreewwbbiee. lol
Whats Your Stereotype?
Fill it out and count which category has 4 or more.
Punk
•[x] You can skateboard.
•[x] You like Plaid.
•[x] You have Converse.
•[ ] You hate MTV.
•[x] You have had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
•[x] You love mohawks.
•[x] You love music.
•[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not.
TOTAL: 7
High Class
•[] You go/have gone/want go to a tanning salon.
•[] You own an iPod or mp3 player.
•[] You love Starbucks.
•[] You have been called a brat.
•[ ] You have tons of shoes.
•[ ] You own more than 5 things from nordstrom/sax fith avenue/neiman marcus/bloomingdales.
•[x] You have a laptop/your own comp.
•[ ] You like going shopping.
TOTAL: 1
Gothic
•[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
•[ ] You wear chains.
•[x] You like heavy metal.
•[ ] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
•[ ] You've worn black lipstick
•[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings
•[ ] You own a pair of Tripp pants
•[x] You have at least one unnaturally coloured haired friend.
TOTAL: 4
Emo
•[x] You are depressed sometimes.
•[x] You have dark colored thick-rimmed glasses.
•[ ] You cry easily.
•[x] You like emo music.
•[ ] You've kept a journal/diary.
•[x] You have written a sad poem.
•[x] You have dyed your hair.
•[x] You have at least 5 piercings or had 5 piercings.
TOTAL: 6
Ghetto
•[ ] You like rap.
•[x] You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy" etc.
•[ ] You have worn/wanted a grill.
•[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
•[ ] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
•[x] You've said the N word to a black person and didn't get punched.
•[ ] You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood.
•[ ] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant.
TOTAL: 2 LOL
Hardcore
•[x] You like loud music.
•[x] You like the Ninja Turtles.
•[x] You have slip-on shoes.
•[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly.
•[x] You love to "hardcore" dance.
•[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color/highlights.
•[x] You wear jeans a lot.
TOTAL: 7
Prep
•[] You LOVE The OC.
•[ ] You have a small sized dog.
•[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
•[] You like buying stuff.
•[] You shop at preppy stores.
•[] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
•[] You have big sunglasses.
•[] You can't go anywhere without your cell/ipod, mp3/mp4 player.
TOTAL: 0
Athletic
•[ ] You watch the Superbowl.
•[ ] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
•[ ] You collect jerseys.
•[ ] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
•[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
•[ ] You belong/belonged to a team.
•[ ] You have/had a specific number preferred for your jersey.
TOTAL: 0
Scene
•[ ] You like putting little bows in your hair.
•[] You have mini-skirts.
•[x]You have parted your hair to the side.
•[ ] You love polka-dots.
•[] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
•[x] You've been called scene before.
•[x] You have dyed/colored you hair a bright neon color.
•[x] You wear/wore long, colorful socks before.
TOTAL: 4
Redneck
•[x] Gone four wheeling.
•[x] Went hunting.
•[] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike...etc.
•[ ] Like to go fishing.
•[x] Eat beef jerky.
•[x] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
•[] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
•[ ] Know who Bocephus is.
TOTAL: 4
Metalhead
•[x] You wear band shirts.
•[x] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.
•[x] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Korn, and All That Remains.
•[ ] You HATE emos
•[ ] You like Black Sabbath.
•[ ] You have gone to Ozzfest
•[x] You like to headbang.
•[x] You don't like rap.
•[x] You have a taste for classic rock as well.
TOTAL: 6
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
There is one person that i fucking hate with all my being. like i physically get angry when i see her.. and i mean i acctually get fucking mad. and its hard to hold all the rage in when i see her. And what really sucks is, she has been popping up alot latley.... SO THERE HAS BEEN ALOT OF FUCKING RAGE!!!!! OMFG I WILL KILL HER WHEN I GET THE FUCKING CHANCE. THAT IS HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE THIS PERSON!!!!!!
"Whats up?"
"whats up, whats up?"
"you wanna party?"
"im kinda at work."
"kool, what are you doing after?"
"i have this church thing..."
"kool, were is it,"
"we'll come"
"DO YOU WEAR THONG UNDERPANTS??"
"your page looks like christmas."
"your page looks like death."
"why thank you"
"you like death?"
"better than chrismas."
"does that mean you dont love me?"
"Awe of course i love you, id love you more if you made your page not look like chrismas"
"ERRRG!!! fine, but only because i know how much you want me in your pants."
"wow, cause that made sense."
this is my new favorite song i have listened to it like 12 times already haha
I finally got my hair cut world!
i could end up killing my dog...
i mean i love you and all
BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP!
OMG!!! has anyone else seen the commercial for that fucking amazing crayon mixer melter maker thingy!!!!! because
I SO FUCKING WANT ONE
because i alway get in trouble for melting crayons.. but if i had one of those things...... OMFG SHIT WOULD GO DOWN!!!!!!! LIKE HOLY BAWLLSSZZZ CRAYOLA WHERE DID YOU GET THIS MAGNIFISENT IDEA!! NOW I DON'T HAVE TO GET BITCH SLAPED FOR MELTING CRAYONS ON MY MOMS COUNTER,AND BATHROOM COUNTER,AND KITCHEN TABLE, and living room table, and downstairs livingroom tabe, and car, and tree, and dog,.... wow I HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!
