I hate waking up early in the morning, running outta money a week before payday, when I clean my car and somebody gets in and makes it savagely muddy or dirty

, cd's that skip, when Im wearing jeans and they get wet, quite possibly the worst thing ever
I was gonna get a candy bar, and the button I was supposed to push was HH. So I went to the side, I found the H button, and pushed it twice. Fuckin' potato chips came out man. Because they had a HH button for Christ's sakes, you need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA, BB, CCs. God God dammit dammit
Whenever I walk people try to hand me out flyers. And when someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kinda like they're saying "Here, you throw this away."