BOLD THE STEREOTYPES THAT FIT YOU


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a FEMBOY so I MUST NOT have a penis.
I'm "NOT MODEL SIZE" so i MUST be fat.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm CATHOLIC, so i MUST be super religious, and say YAY GOD
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
I'm an ATHLETIC GIRL so i MUST be a wanna-be man
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm BRITISH so i MUST always have tea and crumpets
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a PIG when it comes to FOOD, so I MUST be a fatass.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm a TEENAGER so i MUST always steal from the 7-11
I'm ITALIAN, so I must like guys with big cocks!
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S& B'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I'm a RUGBY chick so i must be lesbian/huskey.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I know GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I`m PANAMANIAN, so I MUST look better and have ppl who wanna be me.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE, so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.
I'm a ROCKER, so I MUST want sex and drugs 24/7.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I listen to AFI, so I MUST be a scene kid.
I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND so i MUST be Bi or Lesbian
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

have you a question, ask it.

what is wrong with people these days? i don't understand. here we are, living this sardonic life, trying to gain material possessions, hating friends and loving to hate enemies.... what is wrong? why is everything so upside down. not backwards; we as a society are too far gone to be just backwards... in social Neal rambles about russia, china, and things that have devastated their countries- the world.......disease, famine, and war....

and yet what will those kids of 2134 be learning about, when theyre looking back on our lives, our century, and memorizing pointless dates... cant you just see it:

Neal of the year 2134:
"Mr. Wilson, what were the great tragedies of the world from 2000 and on?"

and that kid will look blankly at him.....

Neal answers:
" He said disease, famine and war. Their disease was greed, their famine was the starvation of love and care, and their war, well- they fought a daily battle with themselves which leads to their own destruction."




then class continues.

and that poor kid will look relieved for the answer....

your not cool because ur mean. that just makes you mean. the most beautiful people in the world are the sweetest and most sincere.... so
why dont you try not being so ugly?

you thought so. didnt you.

"If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. slower is better. never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. if a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". a friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. don't settle.if you feel like he's stringing you along, then he probably is. don't stay because you think "it will get better". you'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. the only person you can control in a relationship is you. avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. he didn't marry then when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? always have your own set of friends seperate from his. maintain boundries in how a guy treats you, if something bothers you, speak up. never let a man know everything, he will use it against you later. you cannot change a man's behaviour. change comes within. don't ever make him feel he is more important than you are.. even if he has more education or a better job. do not make him into a qusai-god. he is a man, nothing more nothing less. never let a man define who you are. never borrow someone else's man. if he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you. a man will only treat you the way you allow him to treat you. all men are not dogs. you should not be the one doing all the bending-compromising is a two way street. you need time to heal between relationships. there is nothing cute about baggage. deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship. you should never look for someone to complete you. a relationship consists of two whole individuals.look for someone complimentary, not supplementary. dating is fun. even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right. make him miss you sometimes.. when a man always knows where you are, and you're alwaysreadily available to him - he takes it for granted. never move into his mother'shouse. never co-sign for a man. don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. keep him in your radar but get to know others.
share this with other women.. you'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices and another woman prepare. they say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appriciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them."

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If this is beautiful
I want to be ugly forever

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

1. Nicole needs a boob job. - actually. i really dont.

2. Nicole needs a bath. (well... maybe..)

3. Nicole needs No Food When She Shops Till She Drops/


Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

1. Nicole looks like Your Gramma.

2. Nicole looks like an average girl, not a top model.

3. Nicole looks like a super skinny camera whore. ( )


Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:

1. Nicole is-online.

2. Nicole Ritchie is black. (i hate my name)

3. Nicole Kidman is: It's Jared time!


Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:

1. Nicole likes "www.myspace.com/milkjuice003"

2. Nicole likes to party.. obviously.

3. Nicole likes on CollegeHumor.

so true.
so sad
and
so true.

To: *drumhoney*
From: Uzzer
Date: Sat Feb 3, 2007 4:12 pm
Subject: Re: you!
enough smiles for u nik? Hhahahah... im srrrrrrry tho....... ive just beeeeeeeen... welll as u say UBER busy... me and u shall have a nice chat on nexo ok!
give me a time and i shall come one to chat as loooooooooooong as u want

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| Session Start: Saturday, February 03, 2007 |
| Participants: |
| Nasim...*~*NBK*~* Monica for life. (brownhuni@hotmail.com) |
| Fuck (crunk3@gmail.com) |
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[03:49:04 AM] Fuck: hey
[03:49:05 AM] Nasim...*~*N: MEEEEEEEE
[03:49:08 AM] Fuck: wanna go on cam
[03:49:25 AM] Fuck: il go on mine
[03:49:33 AM] Nasim...*~*N: no really i look gross
[03:49:36 AM] Nasim...*~*N: OK:)
[03:49:52 AM] Fuck: so do i
[03:49:52 AM] Fuck: lol
[03:50:02 AM] * Fuck is now Offline
[03:53:48 AM] Fuck: will u go on if i do?
[03:54:15 AM] Nasim...*~*N: nope
[03:54:24 AM] Fuck: PLZ
[03:54:32 AM] Fuck: it will make me feel better about my books
[03:54:35 AM] crunk3@gmail.com has accepted your invitation to start
sending webcam.
[03:54:46 AM] Fuck: lol
[03:54:53 AM] Fuck: i look gutter today
[03:55:10 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ur cute
[03:55:15 AM] Fuck: lol
[03:55:21 AM] Fuck: not what i wann hear
[03:55:26 AM] Fuck: babys are cute
[03:55:34 AM] Nasim...*~*N: your my baby
[03:55:40 AM] Nasim...*~*N:
[03:55:43 AM] Fuck: i gotta clean my room
[03:55:46 AM] Fuck: lol
[03:55:54 AM] Nasim...*~*N: I LIKE U
[03:55:56 AM] Nasim...*~*N: haha
[03:55:57 AM] Fuck: lol
[03:56:01 AM] Fuck: go on cam
[03:56:05 AM] Fuck: i feel soo naked
[03:56:24 AM] Nasim...*~*N: welll....TOO BAD
[03:56:33 AM] Fuck: oh i got new calogne
[03:56:55 AM] Nasim...*~*N: what kind
[03:57:01 AM] Fuck: euphoria
[03:57:08 AM] Fuck: by calvin klein
[03:57:10 AM] Nasim...*~*N: WHAT
[03:57:11 AM] Nasim...*~*N: WBNAT
[03:57:12 AM] Nasim...*~*N: WHAT
[03:57:14 AM] Nasim...*~*N: I LOVE IT
[03:57:17 AM] Fuck: lol
[03:57:19 AM] Fuck: i know
[03:57:25 AM] Fuck: i know how to smell good
[03:57:44 AM] Nasim...*~*N: damn rights
[03:57:54 AM] Fuck: i like this one
[03:58:04 AM] Fuck: reaction
[03:58:58 AM] Fuck: yes
[03:58:59 AM] Fuck: YES
[03:59:05 AM] Fuck: i found my recipts 4 my books
[03:59:08 AM] Fuck:
[03:59:44 AM] Fuck: look how much thoes books cost that where stolen
[04:00:23 AM] Fuck: see
[04:00:37 AM] Nasim...*~*N: oh shitttt
[04:00:46 AM] Fuck: then i had anoter one
[04:00:48 AM] Nasim...*~*N: my bros cost 800
[04:00:48 AM] Fuck: that was 80
[04:00:51 AM] Fuck: or something
[04:00:55 AM] Nasim...*~*N: for 3
[04:00:59 AM] Fuck: he's going to university isnt her?
[04:01:05 AM] Nasim...*~*N: yeah
[04:01:21 AM] Fuck: they usualy are more
[04:01:26 AM] Nasim...*~*N: yeah
[04:02:22 AM] Fuck: wanna see how mess my room got
[04:02:26 AM] Fuck: since i stared school
[04:03:30 AM] Nasim...*~*N: k@!!!
[04:03:40 AM] Nasim...*~*N: cut ur hair u fag
[04:04:02 AM] Fuck: i know
[04:04:06 AM] Fuck: its retarded
[04:04:10 AM] Fuck: im sorry
[04:04:12 AM] Fuck:
[04:04:21 AM] Nasim...*~*N: its ok
[04:04:25 AM] Nasim...*~*N: my friend likes it
[04:04:35 AM] Fuck: yor friend is over?
[04:04:37 AM] Fuck: wtf
[04:04:49 AM] Nasim...*~*N: but u look SEXY with short hair....
[04:04:53 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:05:02 AM] Fuck: i sec
[04:05:32 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:05:43 AM] Fuck: se
[04:05:52 AM] Nasim...*~*N: "i love itttttttt " from me-as in the
friend
[04:06:04 AM] Fuck: ?
[04:06:11 AM] Fuck: what
[04:06:44 AM] Nasim...*~*N: the friend loves it
[04:06:47 AM] Nasim...*~*N: DUHHHHHHH
[04:06:54 AM] Nasim...*~*N: dont smile
[04:06:55 AM] Fuck: oh
[04:06:56 AM] Fuck: neat
[04:06:57 AM] Nasim...*~*N: BITCH
[04:06:59 AM] Fuck: is she hot
[04:07:02 AM] Fuck: HAHA
[04:07:14 AM] Fuck: im watching southpark
[04:07:14 AM] Nasim...*~*N: YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
[04:07:21 AM] Nasim...*~*N: soooooo sexyyyyyyyyyy
[04:07:27 AM] Fuck: hotter than your camel ass
[04:07:32 AM] Nasim...*~*N: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[04:07:34 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:07:45 AM] Fuck: i was haning out with one of your ppl today
[04:07:58 AM] Nasim...*~*N: FUCK U
[04:08:01 AM] Fuck: LOL
[04:08:42 AM] Nasim...*~*N: I CANT BREATHE
[04:08:45 AM] Nasim...*~*N: HOLY FUCK
[04:08:48 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:08:50 AM] Fuck: owned
[04:08:57 AM] Nasim...*~*N: THATS NKTYTRTFMJGFDNHGVC
[04:08:59 AM] Fuck: mabe u should go on camera
[04:09:02 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NHO
[04:09:05 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NOH**
[04:09:10 AM] Fuck: mabe your friend wants to
[04:09:18 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NOH
[04:09:23 AM] Nasim...*~*N: she wants not to
[04:09:29 AM] Fuck: oh yeah
[04:09:32 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ..............dsfhfhr
[04:09:36 AM] Fuck: neat
[04:09:39 AM] Fuck: whats her name?
[04:09:45 AM] Nasim...*~*N: UR MOM
[04:09:49 AM] Fuck: oh
[04:09:52 AM] Fuck: awesome
[04:09:55 AM] Nasim...*~*N: Nicolassimanita
[04:09:59 AM] Fuck: tell her i want my cigars
[04:10:08 AM] Nasim...*~*N: i smoke them
[04:10:16 AM] Fuck: what about my rum?
[04:10:25 AM] Nasim...*~*N: i drank it
[04:10:35 AM] Fuck: well i drove her car today
[04:10:43 AM] Fuck: what now mom
[04:10:57 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ooooo burn
[04:11:01 AM] Nasim...*~*N: you caaaaiiint talk
[04:11:02 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:11:11 AM] Nasim...*~*N: hey hey guess what
[04:11:20 AM] Fuck: no idea
[04:11:20 AM] Nasim...*~*N: nasssssssssssimmmmmmmm
[04:11:21 AM] Nasim...*~*N: issss
[04:11:22 AM] Nasim...*~*N: hottt
[04:11:25 AM] Fuck: oh
[04:11:30 AM] Fuck: i guess your the friend?
[04:11:40 AM] Fuck: whats your name
[04:11:41 AM] Fuck: ?
[04:11:43 AM] Nasim...*~*N: nothing gets passes you
[04:11:48 AM] Nasim...*~*N: nicole
[04:11:51 AM] Fuck: word
[04:11:52 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:11:57 AM] Fuck: are u white?
[04:11:57 AM] Nasim...*~*N: no
[04:12:00 AM] Nasim...*~*N: nicole
[04:12:01 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ahhaaha
[04:12:01 AM] Fuck: terrorist?
[04:12:10 AM] Nasim...*~*N: hahaha not usually
[04:12:22 AM] Fuck: LOL
[04:12:29 AM] Nasim...*~*N: why
[04:12:34 AM] Fuck: jw
[04:12:37 AM] Nasim...*~*N: why
[04:12:40 AM] Nasim...*~*N: you know somethin>??
[04:12:41 AM] Nasim...*~*N: huh
[04:12:42 AM] Nasim...*~*N: HGUH
[04:12:47 AM] Fuck: yep
[04:12:51 AM] Fuck: i hate brown ppl
[04:12:53 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ima come an bombo you
[04:12:55 AM] Fuck: and asians
[04:13:02 AM] Fuck: and mexicans
[04:13:05 AM] Fuck: and natives
[04:13:05 AM] Nasim...*~*N: im not brown and im nopt asian
[04:13:08 AM] Nasim...*~*N: and im not native
[04:13:13 AM] Nasim...*~*N: and im not mexican
[04:13:13 AM] Fuck: black?
[04:13:15 AM] Nasim...*~*N: no
[04:13:24 AM] Fuck: most black ppl piss me off
[04:13:28 AM] Nasim...*~*N: im not black
[04:13:32 AM] Fuck: are u european?
[04:13:34 AM] Fuck:
[04:13:35 AM] Nasim...*~*N: no
[04:13:38 AM] Nasim...*~*N: im canadian
[04:13:42 AM] Fuck: oh
[04:13:43 AM] Fuck: gay
[04:13:48 AM] Nasim...*~*N: so are you
[04:13:50 AM] Fuck: work on the oil rigs?
[04:13:51 AM] Nasim...*~*N: OOOO
[04:13:52 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:13:52 AM] Nasim...*~*N: no
[04:13:55 AM] Fuck: HAHA
[04:13:59 AM] Fuck: i donno
[04:14:07 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ps im white if you didnt get it
[04:14:09 AM] Nasim...*~*N: haha a white bomber
[04:14:11 AM] Fuck: i do
[04:14:16 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:14:17 AM] Fuck: nice
[04:14:19 AM] Nasim...*~*N: like a womber
[04:14:27 AM] Fuck: Wombat
[04:14:30 AM] Nasim...*~*N: no
[04:14:31 AM] Nasim...*~*N: nicoel
[04:14:39 AM] Nasim...*~*N: hahahaahahaha
[04:14:41 AM] Fuck: your name is now wombat
[04:14:41 AM] Nasim...*~*N: WOOT
[04:14:44 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ok
[04:14:50 AM] Fuck: where is Nasim?
[04:14:58 AM] Nasim...*~*N: what yopu no likey
[04:15:03 AM] Nasim...*~*N: are u racist
[04:15:06 AM] Fuck: yeah
[04:15:07 AM] Nasim...*~*N: cant love the wombat
[04:15:07 AM] Fuck: i am
[04:15:13 AM] Fuck: LOL
[04:15:18 AM] Fuck: sorry
[04:15:27 AM] Fuck: i only like europeans
[04:15:33 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:15:33 AM] Fuck: jk
[04:15:36 AM] Nasim...*~*N: well im part dutch
[04:15:38 AM] Nasim...*~*N: OOOOO
[04:15:43 AM] Fuck: im 1/4 irish
[04:15:46 AM] Nasim...*~*N: thats europe right
[04:15:56 AM] Nasim...*~*N: and a quarter froish
[04:16:05 AM] Fuck: french?
[04:16:11 AM] Nasim...*~*N: no no dum dum
[04:16:12 AM] Fuck: of
[04:16:14 AM] Fuck: black
[04:16:15 AM] Nasim...*~*N: fro-ish
[04:16:17 AM] Nasim...*~*N: FRO
[04:16:18 AM] Nasim...*~*N: FRO
[04:16:19 AM] Fuck: black
[04:16:24 AM] Fuck: racist
[04:16:27 AM] Nasim...*~*N: no
[04:16:29 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ur fro-ist
[04:16:31 AM] Nasim...*~*N: goooooooooood
[04:16:33 AM] Fuck: fine
[04:16:39 AM] Fuck: w.e
[04:16:46 AM] Nasim...*~*N: thats wombat bitch
[04:16:51 AM] Fuck: LOL
[04:16:57 AM] Nasim...*~*N: you so love me
[04:16:58 AM] Fuck: u seem pretty cool i guess
[04:17:04 AM] Nasim...*~*N: who called that
[04:17:10 AM] Fuck: santa?
[04:17:15 AM] Nasim...*~*N: WOM_bAT
[04:17:16 AM] Fuck: i donno
[04:17:30 AM] Fuck: Wombomb
[04:17:31 AM] Nasim...*~*N: youy know santa
[04:17:36 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ?!?!?!?!?!?
[04:17:48 AM] Nasim...*~*N: do you have a neck problem
[04:17:52 AM] Nasim...*~*N: or like, just a problem
[04:17:59 AM] Fuck: my chair is sideways
[04:18:02 AM] Fuck: and im watching tv
[04:18:03 AM] Nasim...*~*N: then turn it.
[04:18:05 AM] Nasim...*~*N: oh
[04:18:09 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:18:28 AM] Fuck: can't reall see
[04:18:32 AM] Fuck: south park is on tho
[04:18:39 AM] Fuck: best show
[04:18:40 AM] Nasim...*~*N: i hate south park
[04:18:43 AM] Fuck: i hate u
[04:18:48 AM] Fuck: they are playing hockey
[04:18:48 AM] Nasim...*~*N: no you dont
[04:18:54 AM] Fuck:
[04:18:56 AM] Fuck: EH
[04:19:17 AM] Nasim...*~*N: "pretty cool" does not mean uncool
[04:19:19 AM] Nasim...*~*N: bucko
[04:19:27 AM] Fuck: yep
[04:19:28 AM] Fuck: i know
[04:19:31 AM] Fuck: im sorry
[04:19:51 AM] Fuck: do u like house music?
[04:19:52 AM] Nasim...*~*N: nasim wants ur babies
[04:19:55 AM] Nasim...*~*N: yes
[04:19:56 AM] Nasim...*~*N: and yes
[04:19:57 AM] Fuck: i know
[04:20:02 AM] Nasim...*~*N: and i like ur music
[04:20:09 AM] Fuck: heard the shit i sent
[04:20:10 AM] Fuck: ?
[04:20:10 AM] Nasim...*~*N: i only like european
[04:20:11 AM] Nasim...*~*N: do you?
[04:20:16 AM] Nasim...*~*N: yes
[04:20:19 AM] Fuck: (Y)
[04:20:23 AM] Fuck: i like house
[04:20:28 AM] Fuck: and LIL wayne
[04:20:34 AM] Nasim...*~*N: yes
[04:20:37 AM] Nasim...*~*N: froish
[04:20:46 AM] Fuck: look at this cool thing
[04:20:52 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ok
[04:20:54 AM] Nasim...*~*N: where
[04:20:56 AM] Nasim...*~*N: i dont see it
[04:20:57 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:20:57 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ow
[04:21:00 AM] Nasim...*~*N: wow
[04:21:02 AM] Fuck: HAHA
[04:21:05 AM] Fuck: i stole it
[04:21:06 AM] Nasim...*~*N: you stole that wherwe?
[04:21:16 AM] Fuck: from some stupid kids bmw
[04:21:31 AM] Fuck: i hate europen cars
[04:21:32 AM] Nasim...*~*N: o of course
[04:21:35 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:21:39 AM] Nasim...*~*N: i hate you
[04:21:44 AM] Fuck: i have a honda civic
[04:21:55 AM] Fuck: i just got a new spoiler
[04:22:00 AM] Fuck: its dope
[04:22:23 AM] Nasim...*~*N: i dont care
[04:22:31 AM] Fuck: yes u do
[04:22:32 AM] Nasim...*~*N: tell me something funny fro nanb
[04:22:38 AM] Fuck: um
[04:22:54 AM] Fuck: i donno
[04:23:02 AM] Nasim...*~*N: u cant have a fro and not be funny
[04:23:06 AM] Fuck: read my store i sent nasim
[04:23:07 AM] Nasim...*~*N: something has to make up for it
[04:23:11 AM] Nasim...*~*N: atore
[04:23:14 AM] Nasim...*~*N: oops store
[04:23:19 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ?
[04:23:20 AM] Fuck: story
[04:23:30 AM] Fuck: its called travel story
[04:23:36 AM] Fuck: look in her recived files
[04:23:46 AM] Nasim...*~*N: no thatsa ok
[04:23:49 AM] Nasim...*~*N: i dont want to
[04:23:50 AM] Fuck: its funny
[04:23:51 AM] Nasim...*~*N: i mean one liners\
[04:23:54 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO
[04:23:58 AM] Fuck: u smell
[04:24:12 AM] Nasim...*~*N: wow. i thought i took care opf it
[04:24:37 AM] Fuck: i know
[04:24:48 AM] Fuck: mabe u should use some of my calogne
[04:25:14 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ok ready dum dum lets spray the computer
[04:25:26 AM] Fuck: ?
[04:25:38 AM] Nasim...*~*N: well how else duh
[04:26:19 AM] Fuck: i donno
[04:26:20 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ijdwuijkfvmnuiuidjhgdjkb
ndhufcwyvf'k5fhfjlfjkijginmucium,fkog " you said it, not
me
[04:26:28 AM] Fuck: yeah
[04:26:33 AM] Nasim...*~*N: why\
[04:26:37 AM] Nasim...*~*N: it was so dum
[04:26:40 AM] Nasim...*~*N: god
[04:26:46 AM] Nasim...*~*N: why are u racist
[04:26:49 AM] Nasim...*~*N: do you hate white ppl\
[04:26:49 AM] Fuck: where is my brown bitch?
[04:27:02 AM] Nasim...*~*N: no ur brown bitch is my brown bitch i own
her
[04:27:07 AM] Fuck: NO
[04:27:08 AM] Fuck: i do
[04:27:14 AM] Fuck: il fight u 4 her
[04:27:17 AM] Nasim...*~*N: uh dum dum, shes mine
[04:27:25 AM] Fuck: wanna ahve a paint ball battle
[04:27:27 AM] Fuck: LLOL
[04:27:30 AM] Nasim...*~*N: pfft pfft pfft yah please
[04:27:35 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ok ready
[04:27:36 AM] Fuck: il own u
[04:27:40 AM] Nasim...*~*N: *phew phew* ur dead
[04:27:52 AM] Fuck: too bad il block shots with my hair
[04:28:01 AM] Nasim...*~*N: yah ur already dead buddy
[04:28:07 AM] Nasim...*~*N: hair cant save you now
[04:28:12 AM] Fuck: i know
[04:28:27 AM] Fuck: ull probably call the police
[04:28:32 AM] Fuck: and say i stole your car
[04:28:34 AM] Nasim...*~*N: anyways, im at her house and i am beside
her therefore i own her
[04:28:39 AM] Nasim...*~*N: shes my bitch you theif
[04:28:45 AM] Fuck: never
[04:28:46 AM] Nasim...*~*N: u did steal my car\
[04:28:48 AM] Nasim...*~*N: bitch
[04:28:49 AM] Fuck: i know
[04:28:54 AM] Fuck: i put teh wing on it
[04:29:05 AM] Nasim...*~*N: damn you
[04:29:15 AM] Fuck: and the biggest exhause tip
[04:29:22 AM] Nasim...*~*N: k ok.... kkkkkk smile really cute
[04:29:25 AM] Nasim...*~*N: and with dimples
[04:29:25 AM] Fuck: and gold tint on the windos
[04:29:26 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NOW
[04:29:28 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NOW
[04:29:29 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:29:29 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NOWWWWWW
[04:29:30 AM] Fuck: fuck
[04:29:31 AM] Nasim...*~*N: BITCH
[04:29:38 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO NO TUERN TO CAM DUM DUM
[04:29:38 AM] Fuck: neon lights
[04:29:41 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO
[04:29:43 AM] Nasim...*~*N: SHUT UP
[04:29:50 AM] Fuck: the pulse to the song od my emo music
[04:29:52 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO
[04:29:54 AM] Nasim...*~*N: SMILE
[04:29:58 AM] Fuck: never
[04:29:58 AM] Nasim...*~*N: GET WITH T
[04:30:06 AM] Fuck: ilol
[04:30:08 AM] Nasim...*~*N: AWW UR SO CUTE
[04:30:10 AM] Nasim...*~*N: TEEHEE
[04:30:13 AM] Fuck: wanna fight
[04:30:16 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO
[04:30:17 AM] Nasim...*~*N: I OWNED YOU
[04:30:19 AM] Nasim...*~*N: UR DEAD
[04:30:20 AM] Fuck: IM PART OF THE KKK
[04:30:21 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NOW, SMILE
[04:30:28 AM] Fuck: your dead
[04:30:36 AM] Nasim...*~*N: UM THAT KIND OF DOESNT WORK
[04:30:43 AM] Nasim...*~*N: IM NOT DEAD
[04:30:44 AM] Fuck: lool
[04:30:49 AM] Nasim...*~*N: IM NOT DEAD
[04:30:51 AM] Nasim...*~*N: I AM WHITE
[04:30:53 AM] Nasim...*~*N: THEY WANT TO SAVE ME
[04:30:54 AM] Nasim...*~*N: DUH
[04:30:55 AM] Fuck: i know
[04:31:00 AM] Fuck: you already fail
[04:31:10 AM] Nasim...*~*N: OK IF YOU S=DFOT JUD
[04:31:12 AM] Nasim...*~*N: AKA SILE
[04:31:16 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ADD M
[04:31:20 AM] Nasim...*~*N: TURN BACK YO
[04:31:20 AM] Fuck: what?
[04:31:28 AM] Fuck: ADD
[04:31:28 AM] Fuck: ?
[04:31:32 AM] Nasim...*~*N: EW
[04:31:40 AM] Fuck: yeah i suffer from ADHD
[04:31:45 AM] Nasim...*~*N: MMMEMEEE TOOO
[04:31:48 AM] Nasim...*~*N: BUT YOU SUCLK
[04:31:50 AM] Nasim...*~*N: SMILEEEEE
[04:31:55 AM] Nasim...*~*N: OK WE ARE LEAVING
[04:31:55 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NIGHT
[04:31:58 AM] Fuck: how many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light
bulb
[04:31:59 AM] Nasim...*~*N: unless
[04:32:06 AM] Nasim...*~*N: 1000
[04:32:11 AM] Fuck: wanna go ride bikes
[04:32:16 AM] Nasim...*~*N: HAHAHA YES
[04:32:19 AM] Fuck: lol
[04:32:22 AM] Fuck: ok fine
[04:32:24 AM] Fuck: go
[04:32:31 AM] Fuck: do u have gay ass nexopia
[04:32:32 AM] Fuck: ?
[04:32:35 AM] Nasim...*~*N: YES
[04:32:36 AM] Nasim...*~*N: I DO
[04:32:37 AM] Fuck: or my space
[04:32:39 AM] Nasim...*~*N: AND ITS SO GAY\
[04:32:40 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ITS NOT
[04:32:42 AM] Fuck: whats your name
[04:32:45 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NICOIEL
[04:32:48 AM] Fuck: hockey
[04:32:49 AM] Nasim...*~*N: AKA WOMBAT
[04:32:55 AM] Fuck: what?
[04:32:56 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO NO UM HEY NICOLE
[04:33:04 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NIIIHHH - COEE-- LLLLLLLL
[04:33:08 AM] Fuck: ?
[04:33:12 AM] Fuck: im confused
[04:33:15 AM] Nasim...*~*N: *drumhoney*
[04:33:20 AM] Nasim...*~*N: AND DONT EVER COME TO MY PAGE
[04:33:21 AM] Fuck: HAHA
[04:33:22 AM] Nasim...*~*N: LOL
[04:33:23 AM] Nasim...*~*N: HAHHA
[04:33:25 AM] Fuck: Drumboring
[04:33:30 AM] Fuck: im already there
[04:33:33 AM] Nasim...*~*N: DRUM KIK YO ASS
[04:33:39 AM] Fuck: LOL
[04:33:49 AM] Fuck: go to your dino museum
[04:34:03 AM] Nasim...*~*N: OK
[04:34:07 AM] Fuck: velosa rapots are dope
[04:34:07 AM] Nasim...*~*N: AND THEN QHAT\
[04:34:16 AM] Fuck: raptors
[04:34:22 AM] Nasim...*~*N: UM TRY VELOCIRAPTOR
[04:34:24 AM] Fuck: they are my fav
[04:34:27 AM] Fuck: w.e
[04:34:33 AM] Nasim...*~*N: TRY SP. NOT FAV.
[04:34:38 AM] Fuck: i dont read the names everyday
[04:34:53 AM] Nasim...*~*N: I DO
[04:34:55 AM] Nasim...*~*N: WHATS IT TO YOU
[04:34:57 AM] Fuck: i know
[04:35:04 AM] Fuck: your my hero
[04:35:12 AM] Nasim...*~*N: SHHWEET
[04:35:19 AM] Fuck: NOT
[04:35:27 AM] Fuck: borat is my hero
[04:35:28 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NASIM DID THE YUM YUM FISH THINGY
[04:35:30 AM] Nasim...*~*N: WOOT
[04:35:33 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO
[04:35:34 AM] Fuck: >?
[04:35:35 AM] Nasim...*~*N: U AM
[04:35:41 AM] Nasim...*~*N: BORAT CAN SUCK MY
[04:35:42 AM] Fuck: R 2
[04:35:43 AM] Nasim...*~*N: .......
[04:35:44 AM] Nasim...*~*N: FNGER
[04:35:46 AM] Nasim...*~*N: HAHAHA
[04:35:58 AM] Fuck has stopped viewing webcam with you.
[04:36:35 AM] Fuck: fine
[04:36:35 AM] Fuck: jsut leave liekt aht
[04:36:53 AM] Nasim...*~*N: SRY MSN
[04:36:58 AM] Nasim...*~*N: COME ON
[04:38:08 AM] Fuck: u dont have pic on your page
[04:38:11 AM] Fuck: HOMO
[04:38:17 AM] Fuck: your probably a guy
[04:38:24 AM] Nasim...*~*N: LOL NOT REALLY
[04:38:27 AM] Nasim...*~*N: A HOMO YOU LOVE
[04:38:29 AM] Nasim...*~*N: HAHHA
[04:38:30 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO
[04:38:33 AM] Nasim...*~*N: IM NICCCOLLLEEEE
[04:38:37 AM] Nasim...*~*N: GOD HOW DUM CAN YOU BE
[04:39:04 AM] Fuck: where are your pictures
[04:39:24 AM] Nasim...*~*N: IN MY BUM
[04:39:26 AM] Nasim...*~*N: LOL
[04:39:27 AM] Nasim...*~*N: WANT SOME
[04:39:29 AM] Nasim...*~*N: HHAA
[04:39:30 AM] Nasim...*~*N: LOL
[04:39:36 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ACTUALLY I JUST HAVENT ADDED THEM
[04:39:37 AM] Nasim...*~*N: CUZ
[04:39:40 AM] Nasim...*~*N: THERE IN MY BUM
[04:39:46 AM] Nasim...*~*N: UM
[04:39:48 AM] Nasim...*~*N: BUM
[04:39:54 AM] Fuck: blog?
[04:40:01 AM] Nasim...*~*N: YES
[04:40:03 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO
[04:40:04 AM] Nasim...*~*N: >?
[04:40:18 AM] Fuck: mabe?
[04:41:18 AM] Nasim...*~*N: TATS]
[04:41:22 AM] Nasim...*~*N: SME
[04:41:29 AM] Fuck: ?
[04:41:34 AM] Fuck: im confuesd
[04:41:51 AM] Nasim...*~*N: THATS WOMBAT AND BROWN BITCH
[04:42:09 AM] Fuck: oh
[04:42:10 AM] Fuck: hot
[04:42:11 AM] Nasim...*~*N: OO AND THATS ME TOO
[04:42:15 AM] Fuck: wanna come over
[04:42:15 AM] Fuck: ?
[04:42:17 AM] Fuck: LOL
[04:42:21 AM] Fuck: wtf
[04:42:23 AM] Nasim...*~*N: YES ILL BE THERE IN.....
[04:42:25 AM] Nasim...*~*N: 6 MINUTES
[04:42:26 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO NO/./.
[04:42:27 AM] Nasim...*~*N: 7
[04:42:27 AM] Fuck: he's soo ugly
[04:42:30 AM] Nasim...*~*N: I KOW
[04:42:33 AM] Nasim...*~*N: N
[04:42:38 AM] Fuck: i heard he did nasim
[04:42:47 AM] Fuck: like 30 times in the shower
[04:43:47 AM] Fuck: >
[04:43:50 AM] Fuck: imma G
[04:43:55 AM] Fuck: dont fuck wit me
[04:44:11 AM] Fuck: im also part retarded
[04:44:38 AM] Fuck: and an OG
[04:45:32 AM] Nasim...*~*N: AND WHITE
[04:45:38 AM] Nasim...*~*N: HAHAHAHA
[04:46:15 AM] Nasim...*~*N: EW\
[04:46:20 AM] Nasim...*~*N: TAKE IT BACK AND GET A REFUND
[04:46:39 AM] Fuck: i will
[04:47:11 AM] Nasim...*~*N: OK
[04:47:12 AM] Nasim...*~*N: GOOD
[04:47:17 AM] Nasim...*~*N: UR BRINGING SEXY BACK
[04:47:18 AM] Nasim...*~*N: YAH
[04:47:29 AM] Fuck: and getting a full refund
[04:47:40 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO
[04:47:47 AM] Fuck: i wasnt satasfied
[04:47:51 AM] Nasim...*~*N: THEM MOTHERFUCKERS DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT
[04:47:56 AM] Fuck: i know
[04:48:03 AM] Fuck: i was like bitch where my money at
[04:48:31 AM] Fuck: dont make me steal your BMW badge off your car
[04:48:33 AM] Fuck: but i did
[04:49:11 AM] Nasim...*~*N: YOU ALREADY DID
[04:49:12 AM] Nasim...*~*N: MOFO
[04:49:25 AM] Fuck: i know
[04:49:30 AM] Fuck: i ahte bmw's
[04:49:37 AM] Fuck: all there drivers are rich assholes
[04:49:54 AM] Fuck: they all think they are soo awesome
[04:49:57 AM] Nasim...*~*N: IT DIDNT M VMVOOEWEEE
[04:50:05 AM] Nasim...*~*N: YOU WOULD TOO
[04:50:07 AM] Nasim...*~*N: IF YOU WERE ME
[04:50:09 AM] Nasim...*~*N: OH.
[04:50:18 AM] Fuck: u have a tractor
[04:50:27 AM] Fuck: canadains cant afford shit
[04:50:46 AM] Nasim...*~*N: I DO NOT HAVE A TRACTOR UR THE POOR MOFO
[04:50:49 AM] Nasim...*~*N: I HAVE A COMBINE
[04:50:50 AM] Nasim...*~*N: \BITCH
[04:50:57 AM] Fuck: wtf is that?
[04:51:03 AM] Nasim...*~*N: UR FROM WHERE
[04:51:06 AM] Nasim...*~*N: FRO-TOWN
[04:51:11 AM] Fuck: obv's
[04:51:19 AM] Fuck: i dont go outside muck
[04:51:21 AM] Fuck: much
[04:51:31 AM] Fuck: im afraid of natural light
[04:52:06 AM] Fuck: are u hoe's gonna sleep in the same bed tonight?
[04:52:09 AM] Nasim...*~*N: I HWERT HER FWINGER
[04:52:10 AM] Fuck:
[04:52:13 AM] Nasim...*~*N: YES
[04:52:15 AM] Nasim...*~*N: WHATS IT TO YOU
[04:52:17 AM] Nasim...*~*N: WITHOUT YOU
[04:52:33 AM] Fuck: im jelouce
[04:53:29 AM] Fuck: do u have myspace?
[04:53:36 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO
[04:53:42 AM] Fuck: not cool eh
[04:53:46 AM] Fuck: i understand
[04:54:08 AM] Fuck: id hate myself too if i lived on a farm
[04:54:29 AM] Fuck: having to go to your rick brown friends house to
use the computer
[04:54:32 AM] Fuck: rich
[04:54:47 AM] Fuck: use nasim to get to me
[04:55:14 AM] Nasim...*~*N: OK
[04:55:15 AM] Nasim...*~*N: 'REAYD
[04:55:18 AM] Nasim...*~*N: USSSSSSSING
[04:55:23 AM] Fuck: ?
[02:00:26 AM] Fuck: fine dont talk
[02:00:29 AM] Fuck: im gonna go
[02:00:37 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO\
[02:00:41 AM] Nasim...*~*N: UR MY NEW LOVER
[02:00:46 AM] Nasim...*~*N: WANNSA ELOPE
[02:00:47 AM] Fuck: go on cam
[02:00:54 AM] Fuck: nasim will never know
[02:00:56 AM] Fuck:
[02:01:05 AM] Nasim...*~*N: UH SHES BESDIDE ME
[02:01:24 AM] Fuck: tell her to go get u a glass of water
[02:01:27 AM] Fuck:
[02:01:34 AM] Fuck: HAH
[02:01:42 AM] Fuck: y cant i talk to her
[02:01:44 AM] Fuck: shes cooler
[02:01:53 AM] Nasim...*~*N: LOL
[02:01:54 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NO
[02:01:55 AM] Fuck:
[02:01:56 AM] Nasim...*~*N: SNIFF
[02:01:58 AM] Fuck: yes
[02:01:59 AM] Nasim...*~*N: THE MARRIAGE IS OFF
[02:02:03 AM] Nasim...*~*N: IM SUING U FOR THE KIDS
[02:02:05 AM] Nasim...*~*N: MOSY AND JOSIUE
[02:02:07 AM] Fuck: taht was easy
[02:02:24 AM] Fuck: u can have wambat jr
[02:02:31 AM] Fuck: i want mosy
[02:02:43 AM] Fuck: josiue we can feed to the dogs
[02:03:08 AM] Nasim...*~*N: UM OR I CAN HAVE JOSUIE
[02:03:15 AM] Fuck: no
[02:03:24 AM] Fuck: hows buddy gonna eat
[02:03:32 AM] Nasim...*~*N: UH HELLO NASIM
[02:03:35 AM] Nasim...*~*N: DUH DUM DUM
[02:03:39 AM] Fuck: i cant afford to feed the dog
[02:03:52 AM] Fuck: is your frined gone homenow?
[02:04:08 AM] Nasim...*~*N: ITS WOMBAT U SILLY BILLY
[02:04:14 AM] Fuck: eff
[02:04:16 AM] Nasim...*~*N: (IM NOT WHITE(
[02:04:28 AM] Fuck: u look pretty pasty to me
[02:04:40 AM] Fuck: looks like u just walked up from ground zero
[02:06:37 AM] Fuck: that hurt your feelings?
[02:07:02 AM] Fuck: gonna go scream yourself to sleep now emo whitey
[02:07:16 AM] Nasim...*~*N: NOT REALLY
[02:07:21 AM] Fuck: damn
[02:07:26 AM] Nasim...*~*N: CUZ MYK KK WIL KICK UR ASS
[02:07:31 AM] Nasim...*~*N: SPACER
[02:07:37 AM] Fuck: w.e
[02:07:44 AM] Fuck: i aint scurred
[02:07:50 AM] Fuck: i live in the ghetto
[02:07:56 AM] Fuck: im straped all the time
[02:08:05 AM] Fuck: with my 9mm and my ak47
[02:08:22 AM] Fuck: Nasim's got my back too with her rocket launcher
[02:09:38 AM] Fuck: she will probably risk her life too by blowing
herself up
[02:15:36 AM] Ryan: dope song i dl'd
[02:15:55 AM] * Nasim...*~*NBK*~* Monica for life. is now Busy
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