ride bmx (lol only flatland) 4 life

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Height:	164 cm - 168 cm (5'5" - 5'6")
Weight:	46 Kg - 50 Kg (101 lbs - 110 lbs)
Birthday:	October 29, 1993
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Dating
Living Situation:	Living with parents/relatives
Location:	Alberta, Canada
Join Date:	01:14am \| Jun 13, '08
Profile Updated:	10:37pm \| Aug 11, '08
Last Active:	10:28pm \| Dec 24, '08

INTERESTS

Reading Material:	Comic books, Humor, Myths and Legends
Movies:	Action, Animated, Anime, Comedy, Horror, Teen
Animals/Pets:	Dogs
Video Games:	First person shooter, Fighting, Role Playing, Strategy
Cars:	Drifting, Offroad
Music:	Classic Rock, Death Metal, Metal, New Wave, Rock, Techno
Sports:	Badminton, Basketball, Bicycling, BMX, Bowling, Golf, Scuba, Snowboarding, Soccer, Water-skiing, Handball, Motocross
Activities:	Drinking, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Traveling
Musical Instruments:	Saxophone
Outdoor:	Camping, Going to the beach, Traveling
Computers:	E-mail, Gaming, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net

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Name: Shitface glen
Adopt one yourself! @Pok�mon Orphanage

bitches dont know bout my pencil trick

Im gonna hook up a neckbelt in my car lol

My fukin idol (except he wont hold a blender fukin piss me off)

LOL happy tree friends are the best

youth of teh nation really good song

LOL funny story
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

For those who have children this age, this is not funny. For those who have
children nearing this age, this is a warning. For those who have not yet had
children, this is birth control.

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas:

Things I've learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint
on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using
a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you
get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too
late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though 36-year old
man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they
do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like
ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. If you wake up and find a suddenly green fish tank with all your fish
floating upside down, you will soon realize that your 3 year old has gotten
up in the middle of the night and emptied all the fish food and chemicals
into the tank. His way of saying you shouldn't have turned off the TV.

25. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story: One day
the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to
her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying
to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the
pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon
me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher
paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One
little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy shit! A
talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

26. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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