Me i'm ok to deal with some times i can be a cunt
I love being me cause i'm mostly alwys lost in my head i have no brain its
all jello no joke
like i'll be standing there and just randomly jump to the ground adn act like im
in a james bond movie
or just randlomy start dancing
my words dont make sense
and i can talk for ever
but then again i am that girl you see
sitting off to the side and not saying anyting
or that one with josh
that no body new who was
I'm also a stoner nad if you got a problum with that
you cna eat it
But most of all I AM FUCKING CANADIAN
and if you got a probllum with that then you
Can go fucking Die:)
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LIKES
.Spammy.
Ok so heres the deal My names .Spammy.
and seee i'm a Treee
and Cailee shes a Daisy(crazikk)
and thats all you really need to know
I have blue eyes that can see the true you
and not just your image
I'm a red head
but i shaved my hawk off and now have only my bangs and little wings left
I got sunkisses They make me Mad
I'm not short
I'm not tall
I'm not skinny
I'm not fat
I'm not anything
I'm just ME
I love Dancing it makes me Happy
I love flowers
They also make me happy
Loves to hang with her friends
has nose peirced
Earsx8
lipx2
If you dance with me or Give me flowers
I will love you forever
No matter what you do wrong just the right amount of flowers
and You Can Make things better
Ok so i'm not the sharpest tool in the box
I come up with Brillent plans that turn out to be not so smart
like How i thought if i threw ice cubes at the sun it would make it not so
hot out
but really the ice cubes just came back and hit me in the eye.
And some times i think that if i stand with the Fridge door open
and Star hard enough at the food it will cook i've sat
there for hours
but sadly it didnt work and i just get really cold
So i;m sitting on the computer one day
and my sisters behind me
and i see duct tape
so i'm like hey lets give me hair
and so we duct tape my head
and then we pull it off
NOT A GOOD IDEA
now i'm bald
LICK METAL POLES WHEN IT SNOWS
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I like dressing up when i'm drunk and dancing around my house with my sister
So i was going to go get Carolyns B-day presant from the
Devil store
and looked down adn there was Gum
and it made me happy
Sourdough
By. Samantha Well its a very nice smell
but do u have to carry the cheese in your arm pit to
hide the cotten cady from the police
Geeze al the crows know already
Cawing there song about Crack
As the ladybugs run naked along
the swirling pink tree
twisting aloing
the house of
Bobayaga
As the unicorns eat cherrys from
the ever changing table of Stones
Clean teeth
By. Samantha merritt
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I am fine
todays been a good day
i woke up
to my toothbrush commiting sucide
so this is how it happens
I walked in to find my pink
toothbrush
about to take flight
to fly around the five faced
purple turtle
befor he turns to begin this
ever so adventuful adventure
he thinks to him self
"Man sam misses Alex and they should hang out"
then turning to the window he
jumps
but falls off the counter and dies
cause toothbrushs cant fly
thats it
welll then i picked him up
and brushed my teeth with
his dead body
Shut Up
By. Samantha merritt CHEESE PIES IN JUNE
BLOOM BEST ON THE
Preppy TREES
AS THE MONEKYS FLY BY SINGING
TUNES OF HAPPY DAYS
"Ask The Angels"
Moooooove!
Ask the angels who they're calling,
Go ask the angels if they're calling to thee
Ask the angels while they're falling
Who that person could possibly be
And I know you got the feeling,
You know, I feel it crawl across the floor
And I know it got you reelin'
And honey honey the call is for war
And it's wild wild wild wild.
Everybody got the feelin'
You know the feeling and it's stronger each day
Everybody wants to be reelin'
And baby baby I'll show you the way
And I know it's hard sometimes,
You got a piece and hit across the sky
And I know it's hard sometimes
And world war is the battle cry
And it's wild wild wild wild
Across the country through the fields
You know I see it written 'cross the sky
People rising from the highway
And war war is the battle cry
And it's wild wild wild wild.
Armageddon, it's gotten
No savior jailer can take it from me
World ending, it's just beginning
And rock and roll is what I'm born to be
And it's wild wild wild wild
Wild wild wild wild
Ask the angels if they're startin' to move
Comin' in droves in from L.A.
Ask the angels if they're starting to groove
Lightning as armor and it's today
It's wild wild wild wild
Wild wild wild wild.
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I like to sitt aloan in bushs in the middle of the night with cats
and pretend to be a fairy;
JOSH, JANNA, AND ROACHY
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I fucking love you guys, all three of you have been there for me
everytime i needed you and fucking never let me down
And lets face it You guys mean the world to me :love:
"The eye for the fish is the nose of the hippo but its all part of the frogs face"-Spammy and Joshy
See rea;;y my bodys a story and your all here to read it so read my body read it
I have really grown to like my frecals now that they have a point.
THEY ARE STRIAGHT FUCKING TRIP [/center]
DISLIKES
When my music wont work
PAPER AIRPLANES THAT WONT FUCKING FLY
STALE BAGELS
How i never get to see caillee anymore :(.
How i'm to lazy to get offf my ass and get a fucking job.
The way my dog smells in the morning after it rains
How when me and eightball hang out we have no concept of time
they way my neighbors car sounds befor he gos to work
how i have tottaly lost all my key boarding major cool skills
How Your a trendy whore
and i dont like the way you do your
hair and make up
Stale bagels
When baby used to rave all night in her cage and keepme up.
No smokes
The war on drugs
UNDERAGED DRINKING, but only because its against the law
