xoxo-Alex Raylyn Valley-xoxo
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xoxo-Black Diamond-xoxo
xoxo-Alberta-xoxo
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xoxo-Black Diamond-xoxo
xoxo-Alberta-xoxo
S . W . E . D
Stoners Anthym Please Raise Your Right Hand
Peace, Pot, Tequila shot, Jesus loves you, stoned or not.
Sex, drugs, rock & roll, Speed, weed, birth control.
Lifes a bitch, then you die, So fuck the world, lets get high.
We are stoners, we have class,
Dont fuck with us, we'll kick your ass.
So all you preps who think you're cool,
Go to hell, cause stoners rule!
Weed is a seed that grows in the ground, If God didn't want it,
it wouldn't be found. So be happy, smoke some pot,
Jesus loves you, stoned or not!
SEX IS LIKE MATH!!
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
a true Boyfriend would.
<3 - give her a hoodie of yours so other people know shes taken by you
<3 - leave her sweet messages for when she wakes up
<3 - sneak up behind her
<3 - grab her by the waist
<3 - do anything to make her smile
<3 - always make her laugh
<3 - tell her shes beautiful not hott
<3 - tell her she has amazing eyes
<3 - when your friends walk by, say this is my girlfriend
<3 - say i love you to her face not just over the phone
<3 - if shes sad, take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay
<3 - never cheat on her
<3 - wrestle with her
<3 - call her just to say hi
<3 - kiss her on the forehead
<3 - when you walk with her, walk slowly
<3 - tickle her even when she says stop
<3 - tell her you miss her even if you saw her an hour ago
<3 - don't say i love you unless you mean it
<3 - when she complains about how she looks, tell her shes perfect the way
she is
<3 - listen to her when she talks
<3 - tell her your secrets
<3 - protect her no matter what
<3 - look in her eyes
<3 - hold her hand