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akon cover!


holy shit i love cocorosie.
 

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armageddon
white power;
 

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HUBBA HUBBA, BARBARA!

 

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can't resist!
It's harder than it looks!
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.


Your name:
Lily

Famous Artist/Band/Musician:
Leslie Feist

4 letter word:
lust

Place:
love (ha, metric song reference)

Boy Name:
Liam

Girl Name:
Laura

Occupation:
lyricist

Something you wear:
lipstick

Celebrity:
Liv Tyler

Something found in a kitchen:
legumes

Reason for Being Late:
laziness

Something You Shout:
LAMECAKES!

Body Part:
lips
 

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BROKEN SENTENCE -
- CONTINUANCE OF BROKEN SENTENCE

VAGUE MESSAGE DIRECTED AT SOMEONE/SOMETHING.





i'm so cleverrrrrrrrr.
 

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huh.
looking for an accomplice for summer night adventures. apply within


apparently using that as a tagline was a bad idea. I keep getting "NIGHT ADVENTURES EHHH? " messages...

......really, I meant it like.. actually adventures. of the non-sexual kind.


this is sort of amusing.
 

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s'why i love keaton
Originally posted by: canuckaholic
so.. up until i was about 7, whenever i heard rock the casbah i thought joe strummer was saying 'fucking with pants on'
an honest mistake, really.

however up until i was 7 and realized i'd heard wrong, it invoked thought as to how someone could fuck with pants on, and how much of an inconvenience it would be.


dreamysighdreamysigh
 

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YAY
FINALLY, FINALLY!!!

MARCH IS HERE!
february, ironically being the shortest month, FELT SO FUCKING LONG. AND IT WAS PRETTY AWFUL, WHAT WITH ALL THE UPS AND DOWNS. man i am so glad you are GONE, february!

also.. uh. YEAH! i was going to say something else, but i do not know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like using exclamation marks! I THEORIZE THAT I MAY BE RELATED TO T-REX FROM DINOSAUR COMICS!!!
WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL! WELL, I SHOULD DO HOMEWORK! BUT I WON'T, BUT CIAO! <33
 

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subtract 1% for every one you've done. (start with 100%)

1.Smoked.
2.Drank alcohol.
3.Cried when someone died.
4.Been drunk.
5.Had sex.
6.Been to a concert.
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8.Given/gotten oral.
9.Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15.Been to prom.
16.Cried at school.
17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18.Went streaking.
19.Given a lap dance.
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23.Kissed a stranger.
24.Hugged a stranger.
25.Went scuba diving.
26.Driven a car.
27.Gotten an xray.
28.Hit by a car.
29.Had a party.
30.Done drugs.
31.Played strip poker.
32.Got paid to strip for someone.
33.Ran away from home.
34.Broken a bone.
35.Eaten sushi.
36.Bought porn.
37.Watched porn.
38.Made love.
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.Been in love.
41.Frenched kissed.
42.Laughed so hard you cried.
43.Cried yourself to sleep.
44.Laughed yourself to sleep.
45.Stabbed yourself.
46.Shot a gun.
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50.Watched an animal die.
51.Watched a person die.
52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53.Pranked somebody.
54.Put somebody in the hospital.
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57.Dressed punk.
58.Dressed goth.
59.Dressed preppy.
60.Been to a motocross race.
61.Avoided somebody.
62.Been stalked.
63.Stalked someone.
64.Met a celebrity.
65.Played an instrument.
66.Ridden a horse.
67.Cut yourself.
68.Bungee jumped.
69.Ding dong ditched somebody.
70.Been to a wild party.
71.Got caught stealing something.
72.Kicked a guy in the balls.
73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74.Went out with your friend's crush.
75.Got arrested.
76.Been pregnant.
77.Babysat.
78.Been to another country.
79.Started your house on fire.
80.Had an encounter with a ghost.
81.Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82.Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd to be asked out by.
83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85.Sat on your ass all day.
86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87.Had a job.
88.Gotten cut from a sports team.
89.Been called a slut.
90.Danced like a slut.
91.Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92.Been in a car.
93.Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94.Been told you have beautiful hair.
95.Raped somebody.
96.Danced in the rain.
97.Been rejected.
98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100.Been high.

put __ % virgin for the subject
 

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uplifting thoughts from lily!
i like how all the whores at school know and love each other.

they're so annoyingly slutty.

it's kinda gross.

FIN!
 

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the problem with piercing something is
you just want another one
and another one
and another one
and another one

I wonder what I'll get done next?
 

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what are YOU doing tonight?
`tigerlily; still she haunts me phantomwise, alice moving under skies says:
so you stayin' in tonight
`tigerlily; still she haunts me phantomwise, alice moving under skies says:
and calling Qwest?
Hannah..... I wish I could buy back the woman you stole says:
OBVS!!!!

holla!!!!
 

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re do of HOW BAD ARE YOU?
1. Smoked
2. Consumed alcohol
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. Made out with someone of the opposite sex
6. Made out with someone of the same sex
7. Had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8. Bought porn
9. Watched porn
10. Done drugs
SCORE = 9

11. Taken pain killers
12. Taken someone else’s prescription medicine
13. Lied to your parents
14. Lied to a friend
15. Snuck out of the house
16. Done something illegal
17. Cut yourself
18. Hurt someone
19. Wished someone to die
20. Seen someone die
SCORE = 8

21. Missed curfew
22. Stayed out all night
23. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
24. Been to a therapist
25. Been to rehab
26. Dyed your hair
27. Received a ticket
28. Been in a wreck
29. Been to a club
30. Been to a bar
SCORE = 5

31. Been to a wild party
32. Seen the Mardi Gras
34. Had a spring break in Florida
35. Sniffed anything
36. Wore black nail polish
37. Wore arm bands
38. Wore t-shirts with band names
39. Listened to rap
40. Own a 50 cent cd
SCORE = 4


41. Dressed gothic
42. Dressed prep
43. Dressed punk
44. Dressed grunge
45. Stolen something
46. Been too drunk to remember anything
47. Blacked out
48. Fainted
49. Had a crush on your neighbor
50. Had someone sneak into your room
SCORE = 4

51. Snuck into some else's room
52. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
53. Been to a concert
54. Dry humped someone
55. Been called a slut
56. Called someone a slut
57. Installed speakers in your car
58. Broke a mirror
59. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
60. Brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
SCORE = 9


61. Consider ludacris your favorite rapper
62. Seen an R rated movie in theaters
63. Cruised the mall
64. Skipped school
65. Had an eating disorder
66. Had an injury
67. Gone to court
68. Walked out of a resteraunt without paying
69. Caught something on fire
70. Lied about your age
SCORE = 6

71. Owned an apartment
72. Cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73. Cheated with someone
74. Got in trouble with the police
75. Talked to a stranger
76. Hugged a stranger
77. Kissed a stranger
78. Rode in the car with a stranger
79. Been sexually harrassed
80. Been verbally harassed
SCORE = 8

81. Met face to face with someone you met online
82. Stayed online for 12 hours straight
83. Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight
84. Watched tv for 12 hours straight
85. Been to a fair
86. Been called a bad influence
87. Cursed
88. Prank called someone
89. Laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
SCORE = 8

91. Cheated on homework
92. Held hands with someone of the opposite sex
93. Been pushed into a pool
94. Played pool
95. Watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96. Had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
97. Had a crush on someone younger than you
98. Wear eyeliner
99. Skinny dipped
100. Laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
SCORE = 5

score = 64

10-20= Goodie goodie
21-30= A little rebelious
31-40= Getting hot baby
41-50= Rebel
51-60= Bad girl/boy
61-70= Bitch
71-80= Can’t believe you made it this far, ass hole
81-90= Damn
91-100= Fucking bad ass
LOL.
 

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single serving friends can teach you a lot about you and life and everything.
it still amazes me how much we will tell strangers about ourselves.
 

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