drugs;sex;you and me;
speed;weed;ecstacy;
fuck the panties;wear a thong;
smokin blunts all day long;drinkin vodka;
take a shot;fuck the guy you thinks hot;
have some chems;get your fix;
thats the summer of '06
IF YOU'RE GOING TO LIE, LIE FOR A FRIEND
IF YOU'RE GOING TO STEAL, STEAL SOMEONES HEART
IF YOU'RE GOING TO CHEAT, CHEAT DEATH
& IF YOU'RE GOING TO DRINK, DRINK WITH ME.
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I Don't Wanna Boyfriend Whose Gunna Get Mad At Me Dancing On Tables
I Wanna Boyfriend Who Says "That's My Girl Get Her Another Shot"
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The Ten Commandments of Pots
1. The Golden Rule works for pot:
If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you've got munchies and drink and they don't, let them have a bit of yours.
2. Left-Hand Rule: Always pass to the left.
That way if you're driving in a car, The Driver doesn't have to reach behind him to grab the joint.
3. He who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.
4. Never complain about somebody else's weed.
They didn't have to include you...
Don't knock it free pot is good pot.
5. Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hey it happens).
Pity he who is too stoned.
6. Valid Medical Patients
A Valid Medical Patient does have the right to smoke alone.
If they feel they do not have enought to share.
Remember it's their medicine.
7. A match is a match:
Try never to match pinners to anything bigger, its just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absoultely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize
apologize profusely.
8. Always:
Declare a bowl cashed if you think it is.
Reload
9. The person who brought the bud picks the music.
10. The little things that kill:
Never miss 4:20.
Thou shalt not triple toke.
Save all your roaches for a "rainy day".
Never clean anyone else's bowl without permission.[/center][/color][/size]