10 Reasons to do a hockey player

1.we always wear protection
2.we have great hands
3.we are used to scoring
4.we have great stamina
5.we find the opening and get it in
6.we never miss the target
7.we know how to use our wood
8.we have long sticks
9.we know when to play rough.
10.we We never play with balls!


If beer hasnt touched your lips, if u havent packed a dip, or dropped the mitts, chances are your not a hockey player, and if you are your not a good one.
-- Todd Bertuzzi


can Skate, Shoot and Scrap.
I will do anything for my Teammates.
Girls love me,Guys wanna be me
I am the center the Universe
I AM A HOCKEY PLAYER


What makes a hockey player
when you lose a tough game and ur the one in the gym the next day workin your ass off,
when your buddies wanna bring you to a party and you ditch and go to a rink and skate,
when your the ones taking no breaks,
working out past midnight,
saying "FUCK school" and putting hockey first,
all those nights you could of spend with ur girl but you couldnt,
countless hours of working on your shot,
running up and down the bleachers,
thats what makes a hockey player

The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in
the world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates
a great story in the dressing room. Live the dream until they are
35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to
be us, and we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put
on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing
else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch,
or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect
for the next couple hours. Here's to face-offs, goals, assists, overtime, living
on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, going top cheese,
countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of dollars,
dangling d-men, end to end rushes, big hits, broken sticks, new skates,
packing bombs, dropping the mitts, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the
letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, the word "fuck", let downs,
miracles and most of all - the game of Hockey. Why do we skate back
and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard
your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air.
Late nights, Early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones,
torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our
adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the partyin the locker
room is second to none, because you're invincible once you step on the ice,
because one shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, top shelf
where momma keeps the peanut butter, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the
puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its
possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind.
Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why?
Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies
always ask? HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, JR.A, WHL, US COLLEGE, PRO
... It's never been for the fucking, the money, it's not for the
girls, and it's not for the fame.
'The Boys' play because we fucking love it...

Fastball - my dream, my life, my inspiration, my future, my calling
Catcher/3rd - my best, my favorite, my place, my release from everything, my joy
The Diamond - my home, my get-away, my sanctuary, my place
14 - my reputation, my pride, my number, my identity
Phantoms - My Team, my bro's, My Dedication, My Family




16 Reasons to Date a Softball Player:


1. We use our hips for power
2. We make sure to touch every base before scoring
3. We can handle it fast, hard, or slow
4. We can be in 9 different positions for 75 minutes
5. We play with big sticks and bigger balls
6. We aren't afraid to get dirty
7. We let the visitors be on top
8. We're always up for extra innings
9. We are encouraged to "score early" and "score more"
10. We're good with our hands
11. With us you're always SAFE!
12. We keep the lights on for night games
13. We have the perfect grip
14. We can handle the heat
15. You get three strikes before YOU'RE OUT
16. We have double headers every Sunday

Canadian kicks some guys ass.






Cory Schwab (cousin) VS. Tommy Soderstrom





Funniest guy ever.






HAHA.