off in the distance is my large amount of icky icky icky zabang zuwapboing boiing
THE FAT CAT IS NOT MY CAT AND THAT PIC IS NOT OF ME EITHER!!JUST SOME RANDOM FAT CAT WITH A KID OK???
OOOO AND IM IN LOVE WITH ENORMOSLY FAT CATS! I WANT TO HAVE A FAT CAT FARM WHEN IM OLDER!! HERES A COLLECTION OF ENORMOURLSY LARGE CATS...
ENJOYED THAT I SEE LOL I KNEW IT
i love football
ray lewis is my favorite
play for Bellrose bulldogs>>EFFIN AWESOME!<<
JESUS IS MY DAWG
i live on farm!
spongebob is my gurlfriend
haha but no this is my real girlfriend...
EDMONTON CHARGERS CAN JUST ALL...DIE! THATS RIGHT
play bball too for sturgeon sprits>>NOT SO EFFIN AWESOME BUT GETTING THERE<<
i am amazingly bored so im gonna write u all a poem kk?
there once was a flower that bloomed in an hour. it was grande is size and its colour sparkled in your eyes. the second u looked apon it, it was like the first time u tasted tender, suculent roast beef with a nice baked patato wraped in shiny metal foil stuff and yorkshire pudding with fabulous gravy. one day a storm came and the flower was engulfed in winds to fast for the poor thing to last. the wind and the rain came hard... hard enuff to knock off a fat mans lard. but all of a sudden the plant had a plan. the plan to escape from the nasty storm at hand. so the flower waited for the storm to near. and listened carefully with its tiny green little ear. the storm tugged and tore at the ground but the plant held on tight and with a quick bound it lept in the air so fast the storm cud only stare at the hole that was glant where there once stood the plant whos bloom wud ensare the eyes of the bearer. the plant now stood in a bright new neighborhood dense in trees and free of nasty fleas. he found a mate in this lovely story of fate. and settled down to the sound of the lake whos water would quench the thirst of the flower for more than an hour. which is enough for him to have little flowers. till the storm come again bringing more wind and MORE rain. the flowers at large with all in his charge. he awaits the day of his free meal at mcdonalds where the goat will come with a nice sqaure for him to share with his mate in the lake free of nasty fleas. he is happy forever and golfs with his boy trevor.
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little dingle i call life of a wash boarded ungulate
LIKES
Football
Basketball
dwayane wade is king
FAV TV SHOW FUTURAMA..
GOD
picking my nose when no one is watching then rubbing it on someones coat
going to church
FFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHEN ME,REMAL,CARL,DEREK,BLAIR KIDNAPPED A KID NAMED RICHARD SEMINUIK AND SHAVED HIS BODY HAHAHA. I THINK HE LIKED IT AND WAS FAKE FIGHTING AGAINST US HAHA. SWEET!
funny joke i enjoy
this is my bro and yes those r really really tight pant FUNNYIEST PIC EVER!!!!
THESE ARE A COLLECTION OF MY WONDERFUL CHUCK NORRIS FACTS... HERES CHUCK FIRST, KEEP ONE EYE CLOSED THO U MIGHT GO BLIND
1.A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
2.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
5.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
6.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8.The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
9.Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
10.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
11.If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
12. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.
13. Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
14.Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
15.Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
16.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
17.When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
18.Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
19.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
20.Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
21.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
22.Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
23.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
24.At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
25.To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
26.Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.
27.The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
28.Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.
29. Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
30.Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
31.Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
32.Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
33.Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
34.Chuck Norris does not know about this nex page. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet, and roundhouse kicked bill gates to the face
35. Wilt Chamberlin claims to of slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
36.It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
37.Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
38.If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
39.One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politley signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
40.Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved.
41.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
42.Chuck Norris knows a wrong way to eat a Reeses.
43.Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
44.If you don't know who your biological father is, it's probably Chuck Norris.
45.There are two kinds of people in this world: People who are Chuck Norris, and people who are going to die.
I LOVE SKIING AND I AM A MASSIVE SKIER! i cannot live without slopes buddy no way man i ski patrol baby!!!! dont believe me, uhh well i dont know wut to say then ill show u my card...or u can fight me. but i have a bad hip so be nice k.
DISLIKES
Olives
pineapples on pizza.
sweet and salty( at the same time) food
Mike"wash the dishes" wasylicen<<<i hate him!!!hahahahahahah.lol. jk mike
People that say i hate people that... and say something bad cuz i like people yay.
cigarette smoke
the smell of olives and pinapples on pizza