I've come to realize that regretting your past means you haven't learned
anything from the experience.
So funny story.
Came home realllly fuckered last night
And decided it would be smart to
hide my car keys...
incase my mom tried to take them away.
Well ya knowwww
It would be pretty fucking awesome
If I could remember where I flailed them to.
8/
According to greek mytholgy, humans were originally created with four
arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their powers, zeus split
them into two parts; condemning them to spend the rest of their lives in
search of their other halves.
Now everybody gather round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It’s the only hope that you’ll ever need
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Here you go, you’re all getting it now
When Texas people want to feel good,
They go assault a queer.
When stupid people need a thrill,
They rent The Rocketeer.
When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
He humps a guy like me.
Right!
But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.
One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Oh, you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Have a go, Brian!
As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, “The common man’s a fool.”
And just like Helen Keller said, “Doof stoo gee nay foo tool.”
But try and use your heads and don’t buy into all the fear.
HEY!
‘Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And One, Two!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You can try and fight but we’re all agreed
Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You’re a happy guy but you can’t proceed
Because everything is better with A Bag…
Of…
Weed!
Oh ev’rything is better with a bag of weed!!
Urban Dictionary
Radsauce 4 up, 1 down
buy radsauce mugs, tshirts and magnetsMeaning more rad than rad.
It is just a one of many variations of the word rad.
Bob:"Man I totally got with this chick last night, she was so hot."
Bill:"Dude that is so radsauce."
rad sauce radsauce sweet gravy
by Dudeinator Guy Coolio Sep 3, 2007 share this
LOL Talon you're my hero. <33
Someone wanna hack mee?? :3
