Likes
-local shows -the first bite of an apple -the tingly feeling when a body part falls asleep -my kitty cat -hitch hikers -new underwear -rumble strips -dead baby jokes -ice capps -tiger lillies -when the fabric in the roof of your car starts to droop -donkeys -orange -mimes -swings -the kids aren't alright by the Offspring -flip flops -ice tea and apple juice -karma -dimples -first kisses- i love my homos


Dislikes
-mushrooms, sea food, olives -waiting in line -sweat stains -facial hair -when ppl don't call you back -dentist gloves -dogs -techno-scenesters -people who don't use turn signals -pop music -racism/racial slurs -dogs

Things I hate about people

-When they say "It's my last one." If it's your last piece/chip/candy/etc, that means you've already eaten the entire thing yourself and you have one to spare, you fatty. Wtf is so important about the last piece? If you give it away, you can pass off your garbage at the same time. think about it.

-"modern"parents who allow their kids to "express" themselves by screaming, crying, and throwing tantrums in restaurants, stores, movie theaters etc, Next time I hear one of those little monsters sniveling, I'm going to "express" myself by booting them in the face.

-People who start talking before they know what they want to say, so instead of the riveting story you're expecting, all you get is a stutter, T-t-t-today junior.

-People who flush fish down the toilet.

-People who have messy breakups then still have feelings for each other months later. Sure guys, why don't you rekindle the romance, then have another messier break up?

-When random women full-on shamelessly check me out, but not in an aroused kind of way, in a let-me-see-if-this-chick-is-prettier-skinnier-bett​er-dressed-than-me-type of way. Piss off, there's a thin line between curiosity and insecurity.

-When you're forced to listen to their long-winded, self-important cell conversation about their one night stand or what their doctor said to do about their yeast infection. Honestly people, nobody else cares and you might as well be on speaker phone. Hang up or shut up.

-dumb girls that whine about how they're boyfriend cheated on them, ignores them, didn't buy them a ring, looked at another girl, doesn't exist, broke up with them etc... just dump the jerk, sleep with his best friend and his older, more attractive brother, then get a life!

"1987"- john segers

"I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful" -Marilyn Monroe

"Spend money on underwear, you wear it everyday."- cosmo




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school ended and our dreams were as big as the world
we said see you soon, to those that didn't matter
and kept the ones who did, close to our hearts.
it was our time to shine, to be who we wanted
put the past behind us for awhile
a break from the bullshit, the lies and the rumors
and all that we took with a smile

waking up late, staying out later
now its all pencils, textbooks and paper
where did it all go wrong
is summer just a line, a line in a song
cause now its all over, summers gone, its October
have all our dreams gone away
when the only constant, is change

schools starting, and our hearts are full of regret
we'll say great to see you to those who mean nothing
cause those that matter, already know
it was our chance to live, to do what we needed
be reckless and free like a song
escape from the pressure, the cliques, and the standards
everything that we knew felt wrong

waking up late, staying out later
now its all pencils, textbooks and paper
where did it all go awry
was summer just a dream, a dream meant to die
cause now its all ended, summers gone, did we pretend it
we said forever, but life got in the way
the only thing thats certain is change.

so lets be nostalgic and wonder how it slipped away.
lets rewind these weeks, all this precious time
we'll pretend its not over, baby its worth a try
we'll learn all the answers, crack all the secrets
maybe it depends on how much we want this
cause baby i want this, more than anything else
summer is that time, where we can be ourselves
can we get back to this place again
nine months from now will it feel the same

waking up late, staying out later
now its all pencils, textbooks and paper
our pictures were blurry, time went so fast
and everyone knows, the good things never last.