you know what i dont understand. is how a complete stranger can start talking to u about ur sexual life. im sorry im not going to open that information up right away to u...like yes i am a blunt person and dont mind joking around about it but to people that i know more than their name and have said more than a hello to... like come on guys do u really think that "do u like big cocks" is going to intrigue me on a computer.... like seriously...its not like im going to start going " oh ya baby stick it in me..." on the computer give me a break..
it also bugs me when i guy comes up to u at a bar and will grab ur boob or ur crotch and think ur interested after that. yes i enjoy being gropped by a complete stranger.."i was wishing u would do it all night"... like seriously ppl what are u thinking when u go up to someone u dont even know and grab them in the crotch...... are u looking for a punch in the face cuz thats what ull get from me............
Place an X by all the things you've done, or remove the x from the ones you have not, and send it to all of your friends (including me). This is for your entire life:
() Smoked a cigarette
(X) Drank so much you threw up
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( ) Stolen a car
(X) Been in love
(X) Been dumped
( ) Been fired
( ) Been laid off
(X) Quit your job
(X) Been in a fist fight
( ) Snuck out of your parent's house
(X) Snuck into your parent's house
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
(X) Lied to a friend
() Skipped school
( ) Seen someone die
( X) Been to U.S.
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Ottawa
( ) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons (i have younger siblings so it rocks!!!)
(x) Sang karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with only coins
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Made a bonfire on the beach
(X ) Crashed a party
( ) Gone roller-skating
(X) Gone Ice-skating
1. Any Children? No
2. Number of engagements? None
3. Any nicknames? Sample, Wee Wee, Creepster, Sampinator, Sampster
4. Mother's name? Donna
5. What is your favorite alcoholic drink? id have to go with the classic Rye and Coke
6. Tattoos? hopefully soon
7. Body Piercings? only my ears
8. How much do you love your job (1-10)?3 does that tell u!!
9. Birthplace: Fort Saskatchewan
10. Favourite vacation spot? havent gone anywhere but somewhere exotic or interesting
11. Ever been to Africa ? Nope, would like to
12. Ever steal any traffic signs? yes, i have quite the collection
13. Ever been in a car accident? not big ones just in the ditch
15. 2 Door or 4 Door? 2 door on a car, 4 door for a truck
16. Salad dressing? ranch
17. Favorite pie? pumpkin
18. Favorite number?
19. Favorite movie? of all time?? madagascar will always be my favorite and 8 seconds
21. Favorite holiday? my birthday or christmas..
22. Favorite food? ceaser salad and chicken
23. Favourite day of the week? the weekend of course!!!
24. Favorite brand of body wash? body shops
25. Favorite TV show? the oc, greys anatomy, house, desperate housewives, amazing race, family guy, and some more
26. Toothpaste? crest whitening
27. Favorite smell? right after it rained
29. Message to your friends reading this? Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance
30. How do you see yourself in 10 years? hopefully married with kids, and a good stable job, and a house on a farm
31. What do you do when you are bored? draw
32. Furthest place you will send this message? nowhere far
33. Let's roll with the who's your favorite band? lets see the classic johnny cash and george strait. also rascal flatts, montgomery gentry, garth brooks, reba mcentire, josh turner, keith urban, and so many more country ones.
(X)-have done
(_) - haven't done
(_) ever smoked marijuana
(x) been drunk
(_) madeout with a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(_) stolen a car
(_) been to Japan
(_) played mailbox baseball
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(_) been in a fist fight
(x) kicked someone's butt
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(_) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(_) ever dated someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(_) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job
(_) celebrated new years in churchill square
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) Developed an addiction
(_) raved in the rain
(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(_) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(_) been married
(_) gotten divorced
(_) had children
(x) had sex
(_) seen someone die
(_) been to Africa
(x) had a crush on one of my Nexopian friends
(x) slapped someone I loved
(x) Been to Canada
(_) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(_) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Thrown up in a bar
(_) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(_) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been snowboarding
(x) Met someone in person from the internet
(_) Been moshing at a concert
(x) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
(_) been in an abusive relationship
(_) been pregnant or got someone pregnant
(_) lost a child
(x) gone to college
(x) graduated college
(_) tried killing yourself
(_) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(_) walked a tightrope along train tracks
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
(_) climbed a volcano
(x) used a fake id
(x) gone ice skating
(x) watched the sun set
(_) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(_) ridden on a camel
(x) climbed a mountain
(x) played �clue�
(x) had a sleepover
(x) been tickled
(_) seen a UFO
(x) told a lie
(x) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) been fishing
(x) snuck into a movie
(_) consulted a psychic
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
(_) won a contest
(x) been to a zoo
(x) seen your dad cry @ a funeral..
(x) ran a red light
(x) been suspended from school
(_) been in a car accident
(_) had braces
(x) hated your computer
(x) owned a pet
(x) made a banana-split
(x) squished barefoot through mud
(_) Slept with a DJ
(_) watched someone overdose
(_) quit a bad habit
