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*~*cee-j*~* Gonna be a mamma

07:17pm | Mar 01, '10

*~*cee-j*~* Muh Beedai is Tewmoroh

07:51pm | Jul 15, '09

*~*cee-j*~* @*~*cee*~* There is only one thing you ever need to remeber, make that two. You are beautiful and smile. No one can bring you down.

02:19am | Jun 03, '09

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Birthday:	July 16, 1990
Location:	Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
Last Active:	07:53pm \| Jul 13, '11

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-XX-PERSONALZ-XX-

GREATEST quote ever..
"holy fuck, I think 8 woman just orgasmed and I still feel better than all of them"
I blame that on not being allowed to shower for 10 days cuz my car crash, then I was like.. FUCK THIS SHYT! I'm showering and thats final.. and when I got out thats what I said =]

96% of Canadians yell "shyt" when they hit the ditch;;
the other 4% are from Saskatchewan and yell "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Heyz, my name is Courtney. I went to Murray and I'm around 5' 8". Have green/blue eyes, varies usually on mood, but they're more often than not green. I like to be myself and to stand out in the crowd and if you got a problem with that then I don't care. I'm shy when I just meet people (believe it or not, no joke... kinda funny since... well yeah

if you've met me you'd know), but then when I get to know you I become outgoing and yeah.... I'm also kinda spontanious

you really don't know what I'm gonna be doing next sorta funny. I usually treat people the way they should be treated... but the odd time there's someone who deserves a kick in the ass =P I'm really honest =D I say whats on my mind. I'm not a fan of followers who act and change themselves to live up to other expectations, there's only one "you" and it should stay that way, I like when people are themselves. I can't stand when people have a problem with others and can't say it to their face but instead just talk behind their back, like if you have a problem with me, say it to my face, I prefer it that way and I'm fine with it. But if you have enough nerve to start something behind my back I'm not gonna be too happy. So yeah... like the saying goes, you only live life once so live it to the fullest, or something like that anyways... umm... I love making people laugh and having a good time, I seem to always have those sarcastic remarks and comebacks that make everyone laugh

and I can't help it, it's not intentional (note to anyone from grade 8 with the sub... haha that was sooo embarrassing, nice applause I got) but the laughs are all good

... I like to be lazy and yeah, just ask me if you have any questions

My website is www.strawberryturtles.piczo.com

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Good things happen, they just take time... but slowly, just slowly... I grow tired of waiting <3 so now I'm searchin and I'm waiting

.;x;.is single.;x;.is loving it.;x;.is happy.;x;.♥♥

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~I'm a girl who's got some pointless dreams~
:-: .xXChefXx. :-:
:-: .xXMilitary K- 9 UnitXx. :-:
:-: .xXClothes DesignerXx. :-:
:-: .xXPhotographerXx. :-:

Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm here for you.

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-:-I've got Carpe Diem tattooed to my wrists & a gecko with 13 on my ankle-:-

~Life as a Saskatchewanian~
1. "Vacation" means going to some small town you've never heard of for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of
snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend
knows how to use them.
8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled.
10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a
toque, two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow
in a -35 (-8000 with the wind-chill) blizzard, your eyelashes are
frozen together, your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and
you still stop at 7 Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home.
12. You actually understand these jokes

♥ ♣ Pyro fo lyfe =D ♣ ♥

-:-YESH! Guy my god bro loves me^-^

Got a problem with me? solve it.
Think im trippin? Tie my shoe.
Can`t stand me? sit down.
Cant face me? Turn the fuck around.

I just wanna be accepted for who the fuck I am, so deal with it

"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'm not here to impress anyone, I will not live up to anyone's expectation, I will only live up to my own

~Friends, me and you are friends... you fight... I fight... you hurt, I hurt... you cry, I cry... you jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss you dumb ass!!

Take the quiz:
what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)
xtc.
you are xtc.amazing, wild, sexy and young.
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I hear you calling calling for me out in the night but it's all bad and I know that

"Are you feeling depressed? Feeling like no one understands? Do you search for loneliness? Are you emo? Well we have a solution to that.. it's called.. BANG!!" ♥ ♥

bwahaha... I had too much sugar that night! and "OMG I might puke a rib! Snap, crackle BLEH!" haha gtx2

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss-

According to Humanforsale.com, I am worth $1,984,042

I'm Your Hero, You Just Don't Know It Yet.

�If you're considering grabbing my ass,
don't start anything you can't finish!�
-Dr. Gregory House

This IS my God Child
Respect it cuz it�s OUR future
And one day we�ll be doing what it says

But until that day comes
I�m going to watch over it
I�ll do my best to be there for you
I love you Caroline ♥

-XX-WAT GOEZ-XX-

Cars | animals | music | boiz (especially tall) | friends | chocolate milk! | skaters | Basketball/Hockey/Soccer players | movies | reading | drawing | cooking!

-�-MUSIC-�-
||| AC DC |||
||| Ded Leppard |||
||| Metallica |||
||| Linkin Park |||
||| Eminem |||
||| 50 Cent |||
||| Nickel Back |||
||| Fall Out Boy |||
||| Panic! at the disco |||
||| Rascal Flatts |||
||| Bullet for my Valentine|||
||| Evanescence |||
||| Yellow Card |||
||| Greenday |||
||| Jay-z |||
||| Papa Roach |||
||| Sean Paul |||
||| System of a Down |||
||| Three Days Grace |||
||| Disturbed |||
||| Ludacris |||
||| Keith Urban |||

Basically just Rap and Rock

but punk is also awesome and I listen to too much music to even try to list off anyways...

~�~Music sooths the soul, it keeps me in check with reality and in tune

I believe you can't get much better than that

<3 :)

When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you, when I first talked to you I was afraid to like you, when I first liked you I was afraid to love you, but now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you ♥ ♥

-<3-15 things girls want guys to know -<3-

1* When we laugh and say stop it we don�t actually mean stop
2* But when we yell it no matter how hard were laughing we do mean it
3* When we push you away more than likely it means come closer
4* Don�t talk about how hot other girls are it makes us feel ugly
5* When you cuddle with us make sure that it means something we don�t like pervs
6* We are just as horny as you are but we just make fun of you for it
7* When we flip our hair it means we want you to run your fingers through it
8* Don�t check out other girls when you're with us
9* We love when you call us beautiful
10* Dont make bets about us it's a major turn off
11* Trust us we want to make out just as bad as you do
12* If you dont know what colour our eyes are you're in serious trouble
13* We love to feel loved
14* We want to be able to go to you no matter how bad we look and for you to still look at us in that way that says you think were georgeous
15* When we cry we want you to hold us even if you're the one who made us cry

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Paste This On Your Page If You Have Ever Pushed A Door That Said Pull

I'm more of a pyschological threat then physical, I prefer scarring for life then bruises for weeks

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(> <) him achieve world domination.
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Sex is a S.e.n.s.a.t.i.o.n
Caused by T.e.m.p.t.a.t.i.o.n
To cause P.e.n.a.t.r.a.t.i.o.n
When a guy sticks his L.o.c.a.t.i.o.n
Into a gurlz D.e.s.t.i.n.a.t.i.o.n
To increase the P.o.p.u.l.a.t.i.o.n
For the next G.e.n.e.r.a.t.i.o.n
Do u get my E.x.p.l.a.n.a.t.i.o.n
Or do u need a D.e.m.o.n.s.t.r.a.t.i.o.n?

Auzzie hacked me!

The Canadian National Temperature Conversion to Saskatchewanian

10C = Vancouverites try to turn on the heat. Saskatchewanians plant gardens.

5C = Victorians shiver uncontrollably. Regina people sunbathe.

3C = Italian cars won't start. Regina people drive with the windows down.

0C = Distilled water freezes. Regina water gets thicker

-5C = Torontonians wear coats, gloves and wool hats. Saskatchewanians throw on a t-shirt.

-10C = Quebecers begin to evacuate the province. Saskatchewanians go swimming.

-20C = Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat. Saskatchewanians have the last cookout before it gets cold.

-25C = People in Vancouver cease to exist. Saskatoonians lick flagpoles.

-30C = Calgarians fly away to Mexico. Regina people throw on a light jacket.

-40C = Hamilton disintegrates. Regina people rent some videos.

-60C = Mt. St. Helens freezes. Regina Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

-80C = Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic. Saskatoon Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

-100C = Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Regina people pull down their earflaps.

-114C = Ethyl alcohol freezes. Regina people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-183C = Microbial life survives on dairy products. Saskatchewan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-273C = ALL atomic motion stops. Saskatchewan people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

-300C = Hell freezes over. The Saskatchewan Roughriders win the Grey Cup.

I want to be remembered as the girl who could brighten your day;;
even if I couldn't brighten my own;;

Shoutz to Ma Ladayz
♥ Caroline ♥
Alixaya
Jordan
3merald
Sarah
Nikki S.
Ashley H.
Stacey
Marcy
Laura
Bobbie
Jessica L.
Jennifer F.
Lauren
Danni
Kristen
Zoey
Alix

Shoutz to Ma Boiz
♥ special spot open ♥
Matt
Blair
Darren
Kyle
Jesse
Sam
Stuart
Ron
Jordan
Braden
Scott
Clinton
Devyn
Devin
Beatz

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~�~ Cold McDonalds french fries...

~�~Walking into those stupid glass doors

there's nothing there you swear... then BAMM! you walk right into it then of course all the spectators have a laugh at you and you feel stupid, but then someone else does it 5 mins later and then it's their turn to feel dumb and you feel better ^-^ then both of you talk for the rest of the time cuz it's all good

like bring on the next closed door ^-^ but it's even worse when you think it's there so you be all cautious then nothings there... or like this one time I was all cautious but it was a double door so I ran into the second one -.-"

~�~ Prissy Bitches... aka most preps you'll eva meet
*SYMPTOMS*
-being stuck up
-too much make up
-slut clothes
-snobbish
-and just plain bitchy bitches that think they own the ground everyone walks on

~�~ People ditching their friends to be with cooler people

~�~ Being played like it's a game;; ppl who can't get over themselves like get over it

~�~ Clowns and Porslin Dolls... umm.. don't ask why on that one

~�~There aren't enough hott guys in Saskatchewan! Like come on... nobody wants to share

~�~Watching those you love love somebody else but afraid to say anything because you want them to be happy

~�~ Being down and depressed, I like my friends being all bright and bubbly

But I honestly don't care if you are or not

~�~I miss the good old days when you could go out, be yourself and no one would give a shit what you did, cuz they knew it was you and appreciated it and how anyone could have a good time, like wtf is wrong with society today?

xX*Xx honest to god.. I hate dumb fucks who think they're above the rest and that what you say is insignifacant, people who are like that should be shot, and I'm willing to do it. I completely think they are morons that get off on wasting others time

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no way up

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 72% who doesn't give a flying fuck, Put this in your profile.

30. ways to make a girl smile . . . . .

1. Tell her she's beautiful, not hot or sexxy. <--------------------------- very true
2. Hold her hand whenever you can. she loves that. <---------------- that's always nice
3. Kiss her on the forehead. <--------------------------------------------- not to sure... haha... but sounds good
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to. <-------------------------- what's ever floats your boat...
5. Always tell her shes the only girl you wanna be with. <------------- that would rock
6. When she is upset, tell her how much she means to you. <--------- hehe
7. Recognize the small things . . . they mean the most. <---------------- sometimes I guess...
8. Call her baby. <------------------------------------------------------------ could seriously care less
9. Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. <------------------ that depends...
10. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. <----------------- Hells ya!
11. Write her notes. (she loves them) <----------------------------------- doesn't matter.. it's cute ^-^
12. Introduce her to friends as your girlfriend. <------------------------- woot big step
13. Play with her hair. <----------------------------------------------------- if your cuddling up... that'd be great..
14. Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her. <---------------- woo for ruff housin, if you have muscles.. do pick up =D
15. Talk to her without having to kiss her. <----------------------------- that's major I guess
16. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes. <---- heck yes
17. Tell her when you miss her. <----------------------------------------- boo yea =)
18. Let her fall asleep in your arms. <------------------------------------- it's a must I must say
19. Call her on the phone all the time. <----------------------------------- not necessary
20. If she's mad at you, kiss her. <---------------------------------------- watch she doesn't bite haha
21. Give her piggyback rides. <------------------------------------------- for all of us lazy chicks.. it's fun
22. Randomly tell her when you think she looks her best. <----------- haha never compare to other times.. it's a death wish
23. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. <--- that's an obvious!
24. Look her in the eyes and smile. <------------------------------------- uhh boo yeah? haha
25. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. <------------ personally.. I hate pics.. but it's fun taking them =D
26. Slow dance with her, even if there is no music playing. <-------- I'm not a dancer
27. Dont EVER ignore her, no matter who is around. <----------------- Damn straight!!!
28. Kiss her in the rain. <---------------------------------------------------- hehe .. too-shay
29. Tell her everything thats goin on in your life, she wants to know. <-------- so true!!
30. When you fall in love with her . . . Tell her <------------------------- oh my! you must!

me[without]you
is a shoe[without]laces
a geek[without]braces
a sentence[without]spaces

mmm yesh.. a very famous quote...

Nicole---"Kelsey ur smiling and frowning again"

Kelsey---"I aint doin shit" Courtney---"Not Fucking Possible"
in the end.. "here's your sign" bwaha <3

So what if I'm a bitch? You're a whore. I'd rather be known for what I do, not who I do