I'm leaving for camp
I shall miss you all

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME?

How blonde are you?

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people
gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it is impossible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have
the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x]You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People sometimes shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] On accident you have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't
realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[ ] You sometimes walk around naked in your house.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will
happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words on you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on
the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.

your score : 21
Take that number and multiply it by 3 to get your percent

63%

i feel a lot better but now i am hugry so i say

I don't feel well

The Attitude Test

Okay, get a piece of paper, and number it 1-8.Don't look down at the answers or it won't work! No cheating! Good Luck!

1. What color are your eyes: BLUE, BROWN, HAZEL, GREEN, or GRAY?

2. Which is your hair type: LONG, MEDIUM, or SHORT?

3. Which is your hair color: BLONDE, BROWN, RED, or BLACK?

4. Which kind of wedding would you rather have: an OUTSIDE WEDDING, or ONE IN A CHURCH?

5. Would you rather have a: DOG, CAT, or BIRD?

6. Do you like: RED ROSES, OR WHITE?

7. What's your favorite color out of: SILVER, BLUE, or YELLOW?

8. Pick a number: (1-10)
5
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Answers:

Eye Color!
green- creative
blue- strong
brown- active
hazel- energetic
gray- quiet

Hair Length!
long- smart, but act wild
medium- Your a CUTIE!!
short- fun to be around

Hair Color
blonde- Totally Hot!!! very fun to be around
brown- crazy~ but people luv ya!
red- funny and out-going
black- energetic

Wedding Options
outside- very romantic!
in a church- Classic

Animals
dog- sporty, thoughtful
cat- sensitive
bird- loud!

Rose Color!
red- sensitive and romantic!
white- peaceful, and loving!

Favorite Color!
silver- popular~ you act before you think!
blue- cutie! you are sweet!
yellow- awesome~ you are very outgoing!

Number!
Whatever number you pick is how many times you will fall in love before you
get married. And it's how many minutes you have to forward this to people!
Wishes
Send to 1-2 people - no wishes will come true!
Send to 3-5 peop le - your wishes will come true in a few months!
Send to 6-10 people - your wishes will come true in a few weeks!
Send to 11-15 and your wishes will come true in a couple of days... like
soon!

Dear Arica,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it that night when I saw the shrunken head outside of Chicago. I saw you sit on my avacado plant.

I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your socks as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today the incarnation as an eskimo

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
-Hannah-






You do it like this:

Dear (the person who last msged you).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it that night ___2___ ___3___. I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - The first of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avacado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - my kid rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That you have never noticed it
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - Your socks
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Your socks
I/J - Never openly mocked
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Your collection of Barbie Dolls
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go and milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - buzz off now
France - In pain

In a far away land of Whatsitcalled
there is a girl so sits on her but typing stories all day
she types horror stories all the way to happily ever after
writing about her worst fers
to her childish fanties

But on day she got an email from a little girl in Canada
this little girl had wrote her a letter saying that Isabella
was her favorite author in the gallaxy
and that she would like to come vist her one day
but then at the end of the letter
the little girl said and i qote
"P.S--- Im coming to vist you in one week i hope too see you then!!!!"
Isabella was stund/shocked out of her bloody mind!

See everyone in the universe thinks that Isabella
is a very rich and famous author
but that is mainly lie
for Isabella isn't very rich
but she is famous

You see the company that she works for is called Can'tpronouseit
and they are very mean
see they get Isabella to write all their stories which people eat up
well they let Isabella keep the fame
but they don't let her keep the glamour
for they take all the money except what is her paychek
100 a week
and were Isabella lives is every expensive
and that money just gets her by to affrod rent and food

But that girl said she would be coming in a week
that was dated four days ago!
So yeah Isabella was stund/shocked and scared shitless
so ISabella had a lot of plaing to do

But what was going through ISabella's mind
was RUN!!!!!
but then campassion and hope came with that for
Isabella couldn't do that to her number one fan in the gallaxy
so Isabella took time off from work which was a surprise
that they would actrully let her
and she was cleaning like Marta Stweart onn steroids

I have an itouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

Theres a girl,
who sits on her bed
waiting for that call.
a call that would change humanity,
a call that would change her desnity,
a call that would make a difference,
but would fade away in an instince,
for that one call would break her heart.

The the person one the other end
would just yell and yell
till there was nothing to be said
but on that girls face
was streams of tears
silent.but.deadly tears
that would end a lover's quarrel.

That girl would soon find out
that her lover was a lier
one who cheats on countless women
and then discards them
till they are nothing

But she had been swept away
by his handsomeness
and his impeccable Italian accent
that she forgot of everything in the world
her family
her friends
and crushes

For when she had been swept away by Antonio
she was merly 16
Sophie was on a summer vacation to a little villiage
in Tuscuany,Italy
thast when she saw him
just standing on a balcony
basking in the sunlight of the beautiful sunny afternoon
when she asked him were a store was.

Thats when it all started
the endless walks along the sea shore
the horse back rides
and the romantic dinners
under the Tuscan sun
when her summer vacation became
a liftime of lieing under the tuscan sun
for Sophie didn't go back to america were she came
she stayed with Antonio for a long time

Thats when she got that call
over the last few months
Antonios other lovers have been phoneing for him
but every time they call Sophie answers
and says shes his sister
but then she got a call
from this girl
she said
"Hello is Antonio there? No okay..well tell him this 'To get his sorry ass back over here too his wifes and his 3 childeren!!' okay thankyou for your time"
and she hanged up.

So by the time Antonio got back form 'a buisness trip'
Sophie was gone

She had phoned every one of his secert lovers
and told them every thing about what happened
so when antonio what some attention they all refused
Sophie had drained all of antoino's bank accounts
except for one that only had 10.00 dollars left in it.
But she took 10,000 dollars aside for the people that Antonio left behing his wife and 3 dauters.
after she had done that she got on a airplane
and went back to
Halifax,Nova Scotia her home town
and went up to the man she use to love
and kissed him on the cheek.