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The Good Old Days

BASICS

Height:159 cm - 163 cm (5'3" - 5'4")
Weight:56 Kg - 59 Kg (121 lbs - 130 lbs)
Birthday:May 16, 1991
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single and looking
Location:Wetaskiwin, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:03:44pm | Jan 24, '07
Last Active:11:01pm | Dec 12, '11

INTERESTS

Art:Singing

ME

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Jess
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Lacy/Aussie
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5'3"
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Brown
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//Sport\\
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Volleyball
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//Postion\\
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Setter
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A little sumthin about me...I love to run. I get up in the wee hours of the morning approximately 6am and go jogging every single day. Yeah that includes the harsh winter months. Im dedicated to RUNNING, as it is a great stress reliever. However, on the side, I am working my way as to comming a professional BELLYDANCER. Indeed it is a very sexy form of dance, and very good for you. Ive been at it for just over a year now, and lovin it! On top of that, im all over AEROBICS and KICKBOXING. Yepp, im all around crazed about being active!!! Some small side activities I enjoy just so happen to enjoy include DIRTBIKING. Uh huh, I ride a sexy YAMAHA TT250. Im pretty damn good if I do say so myself. Yet another activity I enjoy is my HORSE. Hes a gorgeous 6 year old paint gelding and the both of us love to ride BARRELS.
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INLOVE
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TAURUS
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The Aggresive One
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THE MOST AMAZING KISSER
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Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling stories.
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Not a fighter, but will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
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WILDLIFE CAMPOUT MAY 2-4 2007
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So, how do I explain this one of a kind trip? Only the cool kids came, and we had a blast. Although I wish to know how I ended up with a huge whip like mark down my back? So the bus ride down was pretty cool, we took the back seats and listened to Cole play guitar and we bullshitted and played BlackJack. Randi and I had to pee real bad time we finally got there, the guys found it funny to tease us about waterfalls, and toilets, as well as tickling me, cause I just so happen to be uber ticklish. So we finally got to the camp, and we set up all our junk, and kinda just hung out the first day. Randi and I gave up trying to light our fire, and ditched Anna and Kait to go hang out at Alan, Cole, Chad, and Jeremiah's fire/lean-to area. Well I'd have to say im super impressed cause they came sooo prepared. They basically provided for us, as did we when they needed some Smores...long story right there. So Randi and I didnt want to leave their fire...three guesses why...so we took off around 11:30...past curfew, snuck around the teachers lean-to's and tens, and made it back to our camp...all in the dark...without flashlights for fear of being caught. So second day round, we headed straight to their lean-to again in the morning to hang out by the fire, while the teachers cooked us breakfast. Later that day as we left for the shooting range it started to pour rain...Alan was smart and wore his entire rain outifit...meanwhile we are all soaked right through two sweaters and a coat. So after learning how to shoot a shotgun for my first time, I went and shot the 22, and totally killed the deer I was shooting. Getting back to camp we were soaked. I helped Alan, Cole, Chad, and Jeremiah put up an extra tarp to basically house every single one of us. We sat around the fire for a good 6-7 hours that night. Mr. Wolney mushed the marshmallow I cooked him all over his sweater and face then ate it. So later laying in their lean-to we listened to Cole play some guitar while Ian sang/made up songs as he went along, while Alan made my leg fall asleep real bad cause he laid on them lol. Well anyways later on Randi and I had to pee real bad, and it was gettin dark. So we took off to the outhouse, and sang a song until we were almost all the way there. Randi decided she wants me to show her some belly dancing moves, so we got quiet while I started to show her some stuff. Suddenly like 10 meters from the outhouse, about 1 foot in front of us, this huge f*cking bird(grouse)flew out of the bush in front of us. Well we pretty much died on the spot. We ran into the outhouse together and locked ourselves in, and didnt come out until we could control our shaking legs enough to book it back to the camp. Meanwhile back at the camp they told us they didnt hear us scream bloody muder lol. We could have died. So heading back to our tent that night we found out that everything was soaked right thru, cause the tent leaked during the rain that day. So the four of us huddled under 2 sleeping bags trying to keep warm, until morning. Randi and I squished into a mummy sleeping bag...sooo unconfortable...but funny. Thats our trip in a nutcase...Can't wait for next year!
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WILDLIFE CAMPOUT BLOOPERS
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"You Keep Putting It In My Mouth...Well You Keep Taking It"
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"OHHHHH...God That Feels Good"
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"Im Wet"
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"Chief Muddy Pants Dick Nose"
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WILDLIFE CAMPOUT TRIBAL NAMES
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RANDI
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JERMERIQUIA MCPOOP
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KAITLYN
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GERICHO SKIDMARK
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JESS
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SUNDANCE TURDLEY
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MR. WOLNEY
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CHIEF MUDDY PANTS DICK DOOR
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*If you wait too long for something you want, or for a perfect moment, you'll lose it forever*
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SWEET 16TH PARTY
MAY 17, 2007
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So, It started out windy. We decided to put some tarps up...Well who would have thought that trying to put tarps up in the wind would be hard. Well we tired one end to the grain shed we were sleeping in...and the other end to the top of the bale elevator, stacked bales against it, and tired it all down securely. Then we stretched one overtop, and then another down the side, which connected to the grain auger. Well this took us all of 2 and a half hours. Funny as hell. So we partied hard into the night...well not so much hard. We had a slight incident with a car..actually come to think of it...2 car incidents. Well Randi was plastered by midnight. I was passed out in Allans truck...In my sleeping bag. So Chad comes and opens the door and i fall out backwards, so im half in, half out. They drug me out, and laid me on the ground. I grabbed my stuff and went and slept in the grain shed with everyone else for the night. Well I will never forget that night as long as I live!!! Never ever ever ever. Soooo much fun!!!!...HEFALUMPS and WOOZELS...
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STUFF AT RANDOM

I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC
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I LOVE ANYTHING HORSES
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BABY
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You've Got Me Up Against The Wall
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So Kiss Me A Little Harder
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Grab A Little Tighter
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Cuz Tonight Im All Yours
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I SWEAR I HAVENT BEEN DRINKING OFFICER
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CUZ I AM
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FRIENDS/LIFE

BITCH 2 + BITCH 3
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Okay, so I cant wait for a rainy day to tell all about this story. It is so funny, because it just it. Alrighty, so it all started when my cousin Beau came up to visit. My best friend Randi wanted to come over and see him. So she came. I spent 40 bucks on booze and cigars so we could have some fun that night. So after drinking 2 coolers and some beer I got insanely "sugar" high, when really I was just plain drunk. Meanwhile we had started to watch Grandmas Boy. Well by this time I was laying on the floor and Randi and Beau were sitting above me on the bed and we were talking. So everyone who has seen Grandmas Boy knows they get stoned and drunk and the African guy farts. Well I was in the middle of my story and I heard this huge ripper, and Randi starts laughing. Well I thought Beau or Randi farted. But when I heard Randi laughing, it triggered me to laughing. Randi looks at me and laughs harder yet. I was confused, but being sugar high and insanely amused by the fart I laughed uncontrollably hard. By this time Beau is laughing at me laughing too. I am getting even more confused and finally Randi controlls her laughter enough to say "Jess u are so cute!" Okay so im still laughing and Randi says "Jess im laughing so hard cause u are laughing." Ha ha confusing enough she laughed cause the fart was funny then i laughed cause she laughed then i thought it was funny then she laughed cause my laugh was funny. Ha ha we have so much fun together!
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BITCH 1 & BITCH 3
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Okay so Michelle comes to my house for the night. Well we get downstairs and she goes "Oh my god! A pool table!" So im all like well we can play. So we do. Halfway through our game I get out my camera and while Michelle is dancing away with her pool cue...I take a picture of her. I have yet to get that developed. We laughed for ever about that. Well afterwards during my shot...Michelle has discovered the pole in my basement. Placing her pool cue down...she climbs onto the pole...and starts to dance. I look up after taking my shot...and see Michelle rockin out on my basements pole....I blink...then laugh my head off! Michelle is like "Let me teach you to pole dance." So I say sure why not. Well I never knew how much fun it is...and how good Michelle is at pole dancing! Wow. So I turn my back for like 2 seconds and when I turn around...I see my brother sliding all over this pole and Michelle directing him! I almost died lol. That pole has never been the same since...now we know my brother is weird...Okay so that night...we decide we are going to play my PS2 and play Mustang Racing. So we are playing and racing and we decide to be dumb and somehow ended up skidding into the perfect parking psotion! we are so pro! lol. So after the race we decide to watch the replay...wel I swear to god I have never laughed so fricken hard in my life! It was the best!!! So later on we decide to take my dirtbike over to my cousins and borrow some horror movies. Well we get outside only to discover its pouring rain. Well, Michelle wasnt too happy about me driving....and in the rain. But she trusted me enough to let me drive us to my cousins in the freezing cold bucketing down rain. Well when we get back we decide we are going to watch "When A Stranger Calls." Okay so we put it on and its pitch black in my basement and we are huddled on the couch and as the movie goes on and the suspense builds...i switch from putting my head under my blanket to peeking between my fingers. Well the chick is like walking into the kitchen to investigate...when the cat comes flying around the corner. Ha ha ha i screamed and jumped like 10 feet in the air. Meanwhile Michelle is killing herself laughing, and im freaking out. Well we all know that I have a low horror tolerance...I watch the movies anyways lol. We are so silly! Luvs u always Michelle!!
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BITCH 1, BITCH 2 AND BITCH 3'S BLOOPERS
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"Sleep In The Nude"
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"Your Fine"
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"But I Love Your Butt"
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"You Have Nice Legs"
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"You Choked On A Peanut?"
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"Whack Your Knee On The Wall"
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"Excuse Me"
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"Jess, Has Anyone Ever Told You Your Ass Looks Explicit In Those Jeans"
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Okay Jess, We'll Go Down Together
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"That's Innapropriate"
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"What Stinks?"
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"No...What REALLY Stinks??"
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"It Looks Like Somebody's Planting A Crop In My Field"
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"Your A Wide Load"
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"I Swear I Havent Been Drinking Officer"
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"His Machinery Malfunctioned"
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"Man Bits"
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"I'd Hold Your Hand, But My Mum Might Come"
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"Big Dutch Penis"
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"Lets Listen to Country Music And Have Sex In The Back Of My Truck"
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"What The Fuck Is The Dot...I Should Have Studied"
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