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Top 10 Reasons To Date A Volleyball Player:
. Not only do we tap that.. we hit that.. HARD!
. We do it in 6 different positions.. repeatedly.
. We can get down low and bump.
. We know how to hit all the right zones.
. We know when to ease up and when to push harder.
. One word... SPANDEX
. We know how to set it up and score.
. When we hit it, we hit it HARD!
. Being on our knees doesn't bother us.
. We just look damn good playin the game.
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. Not only do we tap that.. we hit that.. HARD!
. We do it in 6 different positions.. repeatedly.
. We can get down low and bump.
. We know how to hit all the right zones.
. We know when to ease up and when to push harder.
. One word... SPANDEX
. We know how to set it up and score.
. When we hit it, we hit it HARD!
. Being on our knees doesn't bother us.
. We just look damn good playin the game.
Plus side:
Volleyball
Basketball
Snowboarding
Badminton
Soccer
Practically all sports except hockey
Hot Brunettes and blondes
Chillin
Down Side:
Stoners
Emo's
Stuck up people
Losing
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."
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It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness.