TO ALL MY FELOOW PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TH EMOST BORING TOWN IN THE WORLD!! BON ACCORD!!!!

90% of teens say "oh shit" before a major
traffic wreck. The other 10% are from Bon Accord,Alberta
and say, "hold my beer and watch this!!"








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WHAT CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF!!

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass (even though he's dead)
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans
back...past their 'White House'. Then we BURNED IT!!!!...and most of
Washington with it,
under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and
hammered
all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home
and
partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never
surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever
surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over
an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed
up just in
time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's
surface and
is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown
human in
under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless
lives each
year. i have no idea how zamboni's save lives, but THEY'RE CANADIAN
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to
tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
25. And we don't bomb our allies.

oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!




My friends:

Jordan (emo); well....... in one word.......... EMO!!!! but i love him, so its ok (not LOVE love, obviously) im sorry i wasnt mauled by a bear when i was camping, and im sorry that you're an insufferable idiot


MEGHAN!!!!!! my favoritest person on the face of the earth!!!!!

Kasey; you krazy stoner I luv you to death and ill always b there 4 u.

Jordan; my retarded brother, hopefully you never realize im never going to pay you back (we're up to $68, lol)

Ken; my other brother, when u grow up, you're going to be smart and successful. and im gonna be right there to borrow money!

kyla; we dont really talk or know each other anymore, but i know that IT WAS NOT FUNNY WHEN I SLIPPED IN UR DOGS PISS!!!!!!!!! LOL

Maggie; , WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT U LEND ME YOUR SWEATER!!! LOL FIRECROTCH AND FAGATRON FOREVER!!!!!

Sharleen; even though my parents hate u, ur the best bad influence i could have.

lorne; my random obsession!!! (seriously, if i knew where he lived, id totally stalk him) jks

Jason; my AMAZING cousin!! the one who made me obsessed with anime. THANX ALOT U JERK!!! The only person in my family that i haven DISOWNED, the coolest person on the face of the earth!!! the MSTR OF PWNRZ!!!!



anyways, i g2g but ill add way more l8ter!!!!