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Drunken girls nights
so if you think you have sweet girls nights? you may want to re think that. cause ours most definitly dominates. unless you dress up like santa whores, or have raving time while others sing drunkenly to listen your heart on kareokee, or even fit 10 girls in to a bubble bath filled jacuzzy and take 52 photos all of pretty much the exact same thing but its the cool thing to do.Do you have a victoria who can make you a girls size beer bong? how about a darla who can get a cab to your house in less than 5 min on new years ev? or a tessia who gets free shoots for everyone at earls with the waiter knowing were all underaged? nope didnt think so. our group pwnes yours



new years 07'
so new years partying or seeing how many different cabs you can get in to in one night? It seems to be that getting ready with 20 girls while getting extremly intoxicated is actually more fun that going out. expecially when you throw in a little sociables.
But once were out were ready for more fun, like having to tell our cab driver hes going the wrong way and then him getting angry and still ending up going a differnt wrong way? way to goooo! but i think the best part would have to have been showing up at a "party" with six boys gaming but no worries we immediatly stopped that none sence, plugged in my i pod, call some others to join and began raving. we then split up to three different parties but i guarentee we all missed the countdown to new years, perhaps we were in another cab? perhaps we were making out too hard to notice time? or maybe it was just flat out you could not turn off the tv.. aha were awesome. but either way it was the first new years that we did not get caught doing something stupid! way to go ladiess


Victoria -8- even the [best] fall down sometimes. says:
and what if we screw up.
Victoria -8- even the [best] fall down sometimes. says:
what if we NEVER grow up and start getting smart.
Victoria -8- even the [best] fall down sometimes. says:
what if we pick the wrong courses.
Victoria -8- even the [best] fall down sometimes. says:
and we hate our life.
Victoria -8- even the [best] fall down sometimes. says:
WHAT WILL WE DOOOOOOOOO
Alyssa. says:
then we will get ourselves a sugardaddy from suggardaddy.com

dont even worry i've got it all planne out




Alyssa:so did we watch a girl dance around last night who had no crotch aha

Tessia:OMG , I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Alyssa:ahah wtf was with that.. lol
were so awesome

Tessia:and that stupid girl who just kept pulling at her straps and her cowboy hat, and then the granny pantie girl...

Alyssa:aha oh god.
like actually what were we watching.. lol

Tessia:i don't know..we're basically huge creeps hahaha






French classs .
Jill decides to be super sweet and rite i like girls and i'm a big fat carpet muncher on my french homework, i see it and then add hi my names jill and i have something to say.
Now the lovely little note says, hi my name is jill and i have something to say, I like girls and i'm a big fat carpet muncher teehheee. Apparently this wasnt my homework but it was tories. She hands it it and my mckeever sees it, How Wonderful, he comes over and was like uhh this is not very nice... lol.

so sat night me and brianne decide to go out
to sturgeon. we dont get there till 11, we walk up to this oc style house and theres kids jumping off roughs, hot tubs filled with bubbles and lets not forget the smashed tv chillen by the fire pit.
all of a sudden we both need to pee, but apparently we werent allowed inside so we decide to go out a bit a pee in the bush, after we do we come back and we loook back and we were like oh hey every could of totally seen us thats supppppper. so if anyone that night saw two girls trying to pee in a bush but looked a little handicaped cause we were lacking a funnel, yeah that was me and briannne.


So i guess May 1 is oficially ferret day.
Brianne shows up at school with a shirt covered in farrets, i adopted the one of the left boob.
Then we look down the hall way and find a bunch of ferret tirds, and by a bunch of mean one.. then Ian comes along and was like holly shit i just had the best lunch ever. we were like whys that ian. and hes like uhh we just got a ferret high.
so i'm warning everyone to be prepared for next years farret day.


So i'm at the gym.. on the eliptical machine and i look beside me and theres mr lewis aka kristis dad. about 10 min in hes like heeey alyssa, how many calories have u burnt.. i was like umm 103.. you?> and hes like oh man 113 and i've been on here way long that you; i better pick up the pace.. i laugh a little and continue. 2 min later i look over and hes just a giviner' on that thing, so i decide that he can not beat me so i got H core for 20 min straight. when i got off hes like soo how many calories now, i was like 250, and hes like ohh.. ummm good job, i look at his machine and it says 234. I RULE AT LIFE


HEY BOYS I BET MY DAD AND HIS SUUUPA BIG VAN WILL BEAT YOU HOMEEE


Alyssa and tessias journey to buy plus
kay so when we were at west ed we decided its been way too long since we've had plus so we go to our usual place and apparently they dont sell it anymore. so later on we head over to this play me play me store cause it looked like one of those nerdy stores that would sell plus, buut they did not. so we ask him if he knew of any places that did and he told us to go all the way down to the other end of the mall there's this one store that he knew of. soo we booook it hard down to the other end of the mall, we get there adn the guys like umm nope but go two stores down..... soo we go to stores down and the guys like umm nope sorry but two stores down i'm sure they sell it... so again we go two stores down, we go in and theres this chinese man and we ask if he sells plus then he starts talking to us in chinese so were like kay forget you and we go to the store beside it, and hes like umm nope not anymore but the store at the end sells it, so finallly we go their and we see a nexopia sign on the window so we go in and we ask for plus and the guys like ohhh no sorry we dont see it anymore, we just stoppped.
I HATEEEEEE LIFE.
buuut by the end of this well still have no plus, so feeel free to creep sxxytessia and *~~Alyssa*~~ Alll you want cause were one of the few who dont have it


When st albert girls go crusing in edmonton
us looking around commenting on all the cars that are either falling apart as they roll and if their not falling apart its only because there tapped together by fucking duck tape. oh boy. then this guy pulls up behind us and i notice his killer beard, tesia wanted to see but couldnt so we begin singing.... smile for me daddddddy what you lookin at? i wanna see your beard, you wanan see my whaaaa ya ya ya beard ya ya ya beard, yeah that went on for a goood 30 min and i dont think tess ever really fully got to see his beard. then we just notice how diverse edmonton is, tesia adds in holly man e-town is fullll of gangstas and then were like yeah def not like st albert, their all wankstasss up here, there's like two black kids in our intire school and we look around noticing that were the only white people within 5000 meters. LADIES WE DEF NEED TO PEACE ST ALBERT MORE.


Jill: hey Tess, isn't that your dad?
Tessia: where?
Jill: smoking by the gas station?
Tessia: oh yeah, i think so.
Jill: umm... isn't that kind of dangerous?
Tessia: haha no! that's just an urban legend!


Alyssa: ring ring ring...gawwd brianne answer your phone
Brianne: ring ring ring.. gawwd alyssa i'm trying to call you back,
answer your phone!
Alyssa: . Ringoh shit shes on the other line
Brianne: Ring awww fuck shes on the other line i'll call back
ALyssa: Ring oh man shes still on the phone
Brianne. Ring OMG I HATE LIFE!
Alyssa: . Ring Fuck sakes BRIANNE GET OFF THE PHONE
Brianne: ring, OMG (throw the phone down)
Alyssa: ring ring ring oh hey brianne i've been trying to call you.
Brianne: oh gawwwd me to that was a crazy ten minuits, what do
you want.
Alyssa: umm can you bring me a piece of gum.




When we peace it to Marmot in a military bus and it left the base at 4:00 am and Ians Magic bus left at 5:30, and we STILL got to Marmot at the exact same time. wtf?!?!?! i guess a magic bus will do that to you...

tessia: ohhhh my goood i need your help. I JUST SLIT MY WRIST
omg what do i dooooo.
Alyssa: What the fuuck are you doing?? Fucking emo girl?
Tessia: I SLIT MY MOTHER FUCKING WRIST ON A
MOTHER FUCKING CAN OF
TUNAAAA. omg blooood everywhere!
Alyssa: omg tessia your such a cheep emo, thats not the way
to slit your wrists. FUCKING CHEAP ASS. now go
get some pink banaids, they'll fix everything

The one day I went to Ians house and I was all hey ian what did you do today, and he replied with I went to the mall, Because I’m extremely polite and love mall conversations I asked him what he bought. He said oh I got a new pair of jeans; I’m wearing them right now. I look down annnnd there the same mothing effing pair as mine. Kay fine what ever, I don’t care (lie) buuut he looks 46% better in them than I do. Its safe to say that I do not wear those pants again.

So me and Jill have spare together, If we were cool we’d be spending it driving around in our parents cars like all the other kids in our school buuuut no we chill in the library. This one day Jordan rodda walks by and was all, hey girls Is the library closed or something? And we respond with ummm yesss actually it is ahahha.

So on the last run of the day at marmot, Kelsey did this crazy jump off the half pipe and broke her arm. The military lady/bus driver/marmot coordinator replied with this:Kelsey, I got a hold of your mother. I warned her that if you travel with a broken arm, it could lead to permanent damage, internal bleeding..well, you could die! but well...thats a risk she's willing to take. I know that this is not a laughing matter for you, but for me it is.[/size][/i][/color]

I really enjoy all the tenners this year. Their definitly not caking on the make up, they dont walk around like they own the place, and they certainly dont start Drama about who kissed my best friends friends crush of two days.

This one time we were snowboarding at Rabbit hill, it was a littttle icy that day and the chair left on the left had a dip and on the right had a hump, I ALWAYS SEEMED TO GET PUT IN THE MIDDLE anyways as you could tell i always had difficulties getting off, so the one time i was going to make it off perfectly, victoria some how seemed to screw that up for me so i kinda knocked her over... just a bit. well she was a litttle angry at me so I began to run away from her. When i got on to the toe rope i thought i was clearly safe, but obviously not, she mother fucking pulled herself up that thing right behind me and knocked me off. Moral of the story, dont anger victoria while snowboarding cause she will hunt you down.....


When me and victoria go up the tea bar and she gets really anoyed with me for some reason.??
Like for instance, we were going up together and she was on the right side so apparently its kinda obviously why she rides differently, So i blurt out, ummm whe the hell do you ride like that?? she just looked at me in shame. So we begin fighting up the T bar more and more and she wanted to literally punch me in the face, Finally once we got to the top we get up there and this group of really hot guys were standing there and all they could say is umm wow you guys were getting kinda Kinky on the T bar eh? and i was like holly fuck you could hear us, then a bunch of randoms all around were like umm yeah we herd you too and we got off before you got on? ohhhhh mannn

So victorias sweet 16 party, we get pretty smashed. we then decide it would be a smart idea to hotbox victorias bathroom in our bras...... keeping in mine that her parents are just up stairs chillen out. Her dad comes down, knocks on the door, goes back up, mom comes down, forces up to open doorr, screams really really extremly loud, then we all get kicked out a 1 am. bahhaha yesss, are we still BFFEAEAEAEA yesss we are.[/size][/i][/color]

So me Jill and kristi and just chillen at kristis house dresssing up like men, but you know just the same old junk as usual. anyways, i had to burp like so much, buuut it would not come out, so we had some carrots peas and chocolat milk then we began to clean up supper. on my way back downstairs i figure i'll try and atempt another burp.... i did. But i'm pretty sure this time the intire block of dupis court shoook, buuut as if that wasnt bad enough i look behind me and the whole lewis family is sitting at the kitchen table enjoying their meal. So the only thing i could do was blame it on Jill, so obviously i did, i was like OMFG JILL YOU ARE SOOO SICK. bahhahah there were other littttle details too, buut there not so much blog appropriate.

kAY so silly steph was like, kay so theres this thing in aug. like a bunch of like country singers are playing at, and its like all weekend and everyone gets smashed the whole time... and i was like yeah big valley? and shes like yeah right well i'm going, i was like umm you hate country... and she was like uhhh no way i listen to liken ghetto cowboy all the time. i was like you idiot thats not coutry! that rapppp. buuut go for it, haave funnn

Drivers training stoires:
Alright so first day of my in car, all was going great, i had noo problems witht the 5000 feet of snow under my car untill the end. I get droppped off at kristis house so we could do our project, i come to the end of her street and theres this lady chillen out and shovelin the crescent??? then on the other side there was this dude snowblowing the cresent??? weirdoooos, anyways i obvioulsy slowed down so i didnt hit either one of them but as i was doing so my teacher started yelling DONT STOP. YOU CANT STOP YOU'LL GET STUCK. and i was all umm i'm gonna hit that ladyy? and shes like umm no you wont she'll move. yeah she def wasnt moving so i began to stop. so my teacher grabs the wheeel and keeps me going right almost into the women untill she jumped out of the way at the last second. when we finally got in the kristis driveway, my teacher goes oh hey look its the lady you almost hit, I WAS LIKE EXCUSE ME? I ALLLMOST HIT. but anyways i turned around adn it was krisits mom. howww lovely.
DAY #2
this all begins when the lady told me to slowly back out of my driveway... yeha we got stuck. not even a little stuck i mean hard core stuck. we had to go get my mom to come out and push. SOO EMBARASSING, imagine two chicks pushing a mother fucking drivers training car out of the middle of the god damn street. would you make fun? cause i certainly would.

What Would You Do If:
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

What Do You Think About My:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
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» Hair:
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Answer These Too..
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you fuck me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?