I have:

(-) smoked A cigarette - Just gross
(-) crashed a friend's car - CARS SCARE MEEEE
(-) stolen a car - haha no.
(x) been in love - Yubs, but it sucked D:
(x) been dumped - Haha, and dumped too.
(-) shoplifted - Been around people who have... it was uncomfortable.
(x) been fired - Yeah... by my dad.
(-) smoked pot - ew ew ew. Stupid.
(x) been in a fist fight - can't fight, I suck.
(-) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - Mhmhm a few.
(-) been arrested - I would hate myself.
(-) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend - I am keeping something from someone at this moment.
(-) skipped school - Just plain dumb. Unless it's like ONE OF MY FRIENDS DIED! Type of thing...
(-) seen someone die
(x) had a crush on one of your internet friends - And admitted to them but it didn't work out D:
(x) been to Canada - I am cool and live there, eh
(-) been to Mexico - Want to
(x) been on a plane - A whole lot.
(-) purposely set a part of yourself on fire - haha by accident yes XD
(x) eaten Sushi - In cooking class, ew fish.
(-) been skiing
(x) met someone in person from the internet - BRITTNEY I LOVE YOU~
(x) taken painkillers - mhmhmh.
(x) love someone or miss someone right now - Miss someone, and love my friends <3
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by - It's nice.
(x) made a snow angel - and bit my lip... you were there D:
(x) had a tea party - with milk.
(x) flown a kite - On the beach!
(x) built a sand castle - It sucked...
(x) gone puddle jumping - They were deeper than I expected.
(x) played dress up - And ate lipstick.
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves - It wasn't so deep.
(x) gone sledding - Hit a tree.
(x) cheated while playing a game - Video games, many times.
(x) been lonely - Yes, but am not right now.
(-) fallen asleep at work/school - Can't, too much stuff going on.
(-) used a fake id
(x) felt an earthquake - not too big.
(x) touched a snake
(-) slept beneath the stars - it's wet outside.
(x) been tickled - By YOU
(-) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood - mhmhm
(-) petted a reindeer - They ran way ;-;
(x) won a contest
(-) run a red light
(x) stayed up until 3am doing nothing
(-) been suspended from school
(-) been in a car accident
(-) had braces - no, but will.
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night - Had a tummy ache.
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) liked the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime - I froze there while the police had a gun XD
(x) questioned your heart
(-) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud - yes. ewewew
(x) been lost
(-) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean - I have an ocean phobia now though...
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep - I have recently too.
(x) played cops and robbers
(-) recently coloured with crayons? - damn I want to.
(x) gotten lost in a store - haha yes....
(x) sung karaoke - At Isabelle's party XD
(x) fallen asleep on a trampoline - With Mawee and Izzy.
(x) paid for a meal with only coins - how boy.. with PENNIES that lady was gonna kill me.
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't do
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose - slurpies HURT.
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe - By two people, at the same time.
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about - Mhm with my daddy in hawaii.
(x) blown bubbles
(x) cut your hair only to regret it
(-) gotten a tattoo
(-) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) gone roller skating - I was the only one who didn't fall.
(-) had a wish come true
(-) worn pearls
(-) jumped off a bridge
(x) ate dog/cat food - stupid kitty treats.
(-) ate horse food
(x) sang in the shower
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
(-) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(-) kissed a fish OR a horse...
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs - I can't scream on command though.
(-) done a one-handed cartwheel - never could and never will
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours?
(x) stayed up all night
(-) didn't take a shower for a week
(-) been hospitalized for over a week
(-) picked and ate an apple right off the tree - me no likee the apples.
(x) climbed a tree - and got stuck.
(-) had a tree house - I don't remember.
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(-) believe in ghosts - spirits yes.
(-) have more then 30 pairs of shoes one pair.
(-) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(-) gone streaking
(-) gone doorbell ditching
(x) played chicken/truth or dare
(x) pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on
(-) been told you're hot by a complete stranger - thank god.
(x) broken a bone - Nose, but told no one.
(x) been easily amused
(-) caught a fish then ate it - Well I didn't eat it.
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(-) had surgery
(x) cheated on a test
(x) had a Britney Spears CD - Think I still do.
(-) French braided someones hair - don't know how.
(-) gone skinny dipping in a pool
(-) been threatened to be kicked out of your house
(x) kissed someone under the stars - That's something I miss.
(x) had someone close to you die from suicide - Never told anyone though .-.
(-) had someone close to you die in general
(-) had someone younger than 2 years old die
(x) lost somebody close to you in the last year look two points up :/