Pick the month you were born in:
January: I raped
February: I hate
March: I ate pizza with
April: I pissed on
May: I love
June: I masturbate to pictures of
July: I had sex with
August: I kissed
September: I did
October: I get horny when i see
November: I shot
December: I made a porno with

Pick the date of your birthday:
1: Quagmire
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: A Lesbian
5: The Village People
6: The mailman
7: some random chick
8: Brad Pitt
9: Derek Jeter
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: A bum
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: AC/DC
21: My cousin
22: The McDonald's Cashier
23: Ludacris
24: A Pile of Dog Shit
25: A cop
26: My Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie

Pick the First Letter of your first Name:
A: Because i got high
B: Because i like taco bell
C: Because i'm cool like that
D: Because no1 likes me
E: Because i spit on hobos
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because i hate da french
H: Because i wanted to be his bitch
I: Because i am gay
J: Because i'm a ninja
K: Because i'm gangsta
L: Because i had kids
M: Because i had too much vodka
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because i'm the coolest person ever
P: Because i'm rick james bitch
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because i got drunk
T: Because he's hot
U: Because i don't like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because i'm a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a last name that starts wit X
Y: Because i'm blonde
Z: Because i have a third nipple