BLONDIE TEST
1-12= getting blonder
13-24=pretty damn blonde
25-33=holy fuck die ur hair
Blonde Exam
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
You have ran into a glass/screen door
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
You have ran into a tree/bush
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
You have tried to lick your elbow
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
You just tried to sing them
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
You have choked on your own spit
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
You've never seen the Matrix (not the whole thing)
You type only with two fingers
You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
You have caught yourself drooling
You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
Sometimes you just stop thinking
People often shake their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your "inside voice" or talk quieter
You use your fingers to do simple math
You have eaten a bug
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
You break a lot of things
You tilt your head when you're confused
You have fallen out of your chair before
The word "um" is used many times a day
When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
The word "like" is used many times a sentence
Honestly, does your father approve of you dating?
i think if he had it his way- no. although,dayne did it the proper way so dadda is good with it.
Honestly, has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?
hahahaha,oh yeuh man.
Honestly, what color is the shirt you're wearing now?
black+white.
Honestly, whats on your mind?tomorrow.
Honestly, when did you last cry?
just before camp,i think.
Honestly, have you watched Shot of Love with Tila Tequilla?
can't say that i have.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
indeed i do (:
Honestly, do you have a deep secret?
uhm, actually i don't- surprising.
Honestly, what do you want right now?
dayners to come to prince with us tomorrow.
Honestly, have you ever made anyone cry?
yeup ):
Honestly, are you normally a happy person?
normally.
Honestly, what makes you mad?
hard hearts- power.
Honestly, are you annoying?
bahahha, yeuh most of the time.
Honestly, are there any people who don't like you?
honestly,yes.
Honestly, do you miss anyone?
honestly, i have to admit that i sure do.
Honestly, what is bugging you right now?
how all these dumb thingy's start with "honestly".
Honestly, what's something you wish you could understand better?
God.
Honestly, have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an M?
I ACTUALLY HAVE!
Honestly, have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
that'd be a negative sargeant.
Honestly, do you think that you're a good person?
when it comes down to it- it's what i intend whether or not it's perceived as that.
Honestly, do you believe in love at first sight?
i think there's many types of love to consider.
Honestly, do you hate the last person you were talking to?
if i hated them would i have been talking to them?
Honestly, who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
jordy.
Honestly, are you honest with people?
straight up.
Honestly, what do you want in life?
always be strong with God.
Do you smoke weed regularly?
not even once.
The last text you received on your cell was from?
jordy.. or codsters?
Do you like your cell phone?
all gold and shiny,bb (:
Do you believe in true love?
if it ain't true- then you can't call it love at all.
Have you ever kissed a girl on the lips?
my massha?
Are you playing hard to get right now?
bahahah,don't think i've ever attempted that one.
Do you miss your past?
parts of it- but i enjoy the present because it becomes my past.
Are you proud of the person you've become?
certain aspects.
How good is your eyesight?
well, i have reading glasses.
What's the longest amount of time you've been on an airplane?
5-6 hours i think?
Has someone smacked your butt in the past week?
not as far as i can remember.. lol
What are you doing besides this survey?
listening to heat machine thinger.
Who was the last person you had a serious talk with?
my mama.
In the past week have you felt sad?
unfortunately, it's happened a few times.
How do you feel when someone kisses you on the forehead?
tenderly loved.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
oh,bring it on (:
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
well,not exactly a "person" but more so a job- and that's been ALL week.
Are you afraid of death/dying?
was.
How many people do you know with your name?
bgillion guys, one girl.
Would you rather watch football or baseball?
footballer.
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
warm, but i like fall.
How's your heart lately?
well,it's still beating- so i'm taking that as a good sign (:
Did someone make you mad today?
uhhuh.
my name is: devondanielle.
this morning i was: working.
im afarid of: snakes+spiders.
i dream about: life.
Have You Ever...
cried when someone died: no sherlock,i laughed *sarcasm.
lied: at some point,yes- although i am rather horrible at it )=
Choose...
flowers or candy: flowers.
scruff or clean shaven: depends.
tall or short: tall.
With The Opposite Sex...
what do you notice first?: all the facial features+shoes.
last person you slow danced with: sorry,cannot remember.
Who...
makes you laugh the most?: katrina.
makes you smile: shae-shae.
gives you a funny feeling when you see or think of them: dayne.
is easier to talk to: boys or girls?: guys,derh. although girls can relate more-
Do You Ever...
sit on the internet waiting for someone special to IM you?: yes,i am lame like that.
save AIM conversations?: can we say- DORK?!
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: sometimes,when sexism occurs.
cry because of something someone has said: yeuh,if it goes deep.
pray?: all the time,bebe♥
Have You Ever...
fallen for your best friend?: haha,no.
rejected someone: yes.
cheated on someone: never ever.
been cheated on: no- bbut,if you'd like to count that one time.
done something you regretted: yes,sir.
wanted to die: well,crawl in a hole and never come out- bbut..
Who Was The Last Person...
you talked to on the phone: dayne.
you hugged: dayne.
you instant messaged: katrina.
you laughed with: breanne.
Do You...
color your hair: mhm.
ever get off the computer: on rare occasions.
habla espanol: algunos.
sprechen sie deutsches: no comprenday.
fight with your parents: yeshher.
have friends you've lost touch with: awe,yeuh )=
feel happy?: i do,actually (:
wish you could fly away? not particularily.
believe in God?: ahmen,brotha!
could you live without the computer?: not too confident in that.
what's your favorite candy?: chocolate bars.
whats your favorite fruit?: mmm.. LOTS.
sunrise or sunset?: set.
what hurts the most? physically or emotionally?: emotionally.
trust others way too easily?: guilty.
are your fingers cold?: they're always cold.
coke or pepsi: pepsi,i think.
Final Questions...
I want: shae knows the answer to that * iinsider.
I wish: i could tell what will happen.
I miss: camping, at horselfy and everything from back in the day.
I fear: the unknown.
I hear: kenny chesney's voice.
I smell: hot dogs.
I wonder: what his side of all of this is.
you know what- God truly and utterly completes me.
i have no idea where i would be without Him.
He sincerely lifts me up♥
Ok so here's the deal...
Start with 100% and minus 1%
for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your ___% virgin.
1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
9. Been verbally sexually harassed.
10. Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27.Gotten an X-Ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Ran away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten Sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
41. Frenched kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
72. Kicked a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Went out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85. Answered the phone while you were in the shower.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped
78% Virgin=)
