ERICA! says:
oh and my family was making fun of you yesterday
ERICA! says:
during dinner
ERICA! says:
LOL
danielle says:
WHY
ERICA! says:
b/c they went through my pictures
ERICA! says:
on my phone
ERICA! says:
and tyler was like look she is getting a facial
ERICA! says:
haha
ERICA! says:
and yeah
danielle says:
haahaha
ERICA! says:
so it was passed around the dinner table
ERICA! says:
of you with whipped cream
ERICA! says:
all over your face
danielle says:
well that's embarassing

: have you ever tried turkey bacon
: no but i've had double bacon cheeseburger from wendys
: NO like bacon.. but instead of pig, it's turkey

: it smells like christmas
: it smells like the car heater

: i can't after, i have rugby
: that's like saying you used to play football
: i did play football

: i should have ordered a pirate pack
: i used to take them home and play with them
: neither of us went that far

: ew that guy is so ugly
: he's destined to go to holy cross

: you can have my cherry
: fuck that, i'll pop your cherry

: she bangs, she bangs. you guys know william hung?
: that's not what donkey says

: then i can drop my resume at IGA
: if you work there does that mean you'll give me free marshmallows?

: shh, people are staring at us
: who is?
: that baby over there
: she doesn't count as a person

: i don’t like boys, i am going to become a lesbian
: care to spoon now?

: what number do you call for the police?
: ... 911

: i won’t be home those nights
: why, where will you be?
: i’m going to be Downtown on course
: workin the streets?

"it has been diswatered three times"
"ugly people are meant to be together"
"most people in our school are fucking flaming faggots"
"we should give her a nickname... fucking skank ass cunt whore?"
"i'd rather go straight to sex"
"he wants to get you drunk and have his way with you cus he won't want to have sex with you while you're aware cus he doesnt want to be on fire"
"cause he knew i was ready to bitch slap him"
"he's a fucking ugly bitch. i want to stab him to death, and then play around with his blood"
"but he wants to get you drunk and done"
"put your phone on vibrate and i'll call it and let it ring for a while"
"IT WAS A FORK!"
"can i get a 2’6 of coke? i mean… uh… a 2 litre…"
"do you find him physically attractive at all? would you like to tap that ass?"