Ten things you want for christmas:
1. You
2. Ipod
3. Reesesss
4. Johnny depp
5. Guns n roses tickets
6. i
7. don't
8. know
9. what i
10. want .

Nine musicians/bands you love:
1. Guns n roses
2. The Beatles
3. The Ramones
4. MGMT
5. Hedley
6. Alesana
7. Avenged sevenfold
8. OK GO
9. Marilyn Manson

Eight things you do everyday:
1. See Alex
2. Complain
3. Talk to people
4. Eat
5. Have fun with alex
6. Think about how much i hate school
7. Remember i have homework .. but fail to do it
8. Shower


Seven things you enjoy:
1. Alexander
2. Sleep
3. Laugh
4. Being agressive
5. Out smarting people
6. Music
7. Sex , jk . Not really . im not jk-ing .

Six things that will always win your heart:
1. Alex
2. Santa
3. Sarah
4. Ze taff taff , LOL < 3
5. You
6. Food

Five favourites:
1. Movie: The notebook
2. Song: Satellite heart
3. Book: Twilight
4. Band: Guns n roses
5. Season: All of em

Four smells you enjoy:
1. Axe
2. Listerine
3. Aftershave
4. Myself

Three places you want to go:
1. Hawaii
2. Italy
3. New york

Two holidays you love:
1. Anything that involves not going to school
2. Christmas

One person you’d marry on the spot:
1. Alexander .

I don't know just what I should do, Everywhere I go I see you, Though it's what you planned this much is true what I thought was beautiful don't live inside of you
Anymore .

- LOL beat trimble by one in the last 12 minutes xD .
- First win in five years =)
- Jumped the fence , broke finger . LOL
- Didn't leave til 10 30 , SO much traffic
- 3 police cars 1 firetruck , 1 stabbing accross the road
- Hope your brothers ok shane < 3
- Sick off whipped cream ; )

I would honestly give anything to be in grade 7 again .
i hate everything here ,
save me ?

I do wear make up? indeed i do .
I can't help but look in a mirror if I pass by one? no not really .
I wear toe nail polish? Yeah .. nothing too bright though .
I have cried at a movie theater? Once .
I've purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend didn't like? Not purposely .
I love chocolate covered pretzels? i do not .
I like getting flowers? don't bother .
I cant put mascara on without opening my mouth? Fo sho .
I'd do anything for that special guy? There is no special guy .
I can get jealous easily? Tooo easily .
I love cuddling? Not exacally .
I think Brad Pitt is sexy? I think not .
I've gotten a detention? Many times xD
I've gotten suspended? Once .
I've gotten expelled? Never .
I've wrecked a car? I spilled coke in a car once . . Does that count ?
I love to laugh? Not at the moment .
I like rock? aha who doesn't ?
I like death/grind/black metal? Yes, yes i do .
I like rap? Some of it is O.K .
I like techno? Yuuuup .
I carry a purse almost every where? Uh no
I carry a bag everywhere? nooope .
I'd be lost without my cell phone? Not anymore .
I'd be lost without my mp3/CD player/music in general? I already lost my ipod so whatever .
I own/did own a boy band CD? Backstreet boys and nsync .
I don't think football is boring? Sure .
I love skater boys? If they're not assholes .
I love athletic guys? Suuure .
I love punk guys? K .
I love bad boys? Meh .
I love emo guys? Yuuup .
I love gothic guys? Nope .
I love guys that are just themselves? YES, it's hard to find one of those unfortunatly .
I like guys with long hair? kindof .
I think guys are confusing? Of course .
I've been called a tease? Multiple times .
I've been called a bad influence? Yuup .
I think lip gloss is better then lipstick? Yeah sure .
I can't leave the house without makeup? Not true .
I can dance? Not goodly .
I play video games, even when there are other people around? Yeah ?
I say that my friends are the best, and they're important to me? Mhmm .
I want to be with a certain someone right now? I do .. but whatever .
I drink way too much? Uh .
I smoke way too much? Meh .. no ?
I have a tattoo? Nooope .
I have been to more than 5 concerts? I have .
I am a hopeless romantic? Yeh sure .
I do love someone? Screw it .
I have been heart broken? Too many times to count .
I still love him? . . .
I am self-consious? Very .
I love to have a girls night? Sometimes .

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Dear Jordan,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your closet and I saw you pull the clothes off my boyfriend . I'm sure you're open enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I,m returning the cut toe nails to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that i Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and You ruined my attempts at another world war .
warm tingly sensations
- shania



Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I,m returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always will remember the pep talks
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself