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Me looking enthralled.

...*insert witty, intelligent, and endearing comment here*

BASICS

Height:	169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8")
Weight:	60 Kg - 64 Kg (131 lbs - 140 lbs)
Birthday:	August 11, 1989
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Dating
Location:	Burnaby, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

INTERESTS

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ABOUT ME

A WARNING TO THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW ME

For those of you who haven't already been told, and are feeling very clever at the thought of asking me:

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1) NO. I do not smile in pictures. I'd rather look like a murderous chipmunk than a drunk elf. At least murderous chipmunks get something done. Need I say more?

2) NO. I am NOT constantly angry. This slightly involves number one, but whatever. I was born with this birth defect which involves my eyebrows being at a very acute angle, giving the impression that I'm ready to cosplay as Spock during a Star Trek convention. (Spock scares me... Like those little flying pancake things that sucked on the people's faces :'() I'd pluck my eyebrows, but previous studies show that skinny eyebrows give me the good old-fashioned hippopautamus-with-a-gland-problem look. Which is a little too old fashioned for me.

3) YES. I do find amusement in mocking someone's libido if they find it so necessary to add me and subsequently ask for photos/ webcam of me taking my clothes off. Seriously, guys/girls... You can do better than that on so many levels.

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Okay, I attend an average school, have an average car. I'm pretty much normal like everyone else. And by normal I mean completely different. I know. It's clich�, but clich�s are much more fun. Because this way, you guys know exactly what I'm talking about, so I don't have to ramble on like I am right now.

Oh gosh. I can feel the boredom before it even happens!!! I'm sorry, I'm not very good at this whole writing business... The whole thing strikes me as silly. But it seems to be a way to meet (nice?) people, so I guess it wouldn't hurt to try this out (again -__-). [/right]

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How the heck do you get these stupid smilies to work?
Are you seriously supposed to memorize the stupid things?

Just for the sake of making our messages representing our souls a little more colourful?
Are they trying to brainwash the masses by forcing us
to reduce our communication to a few colourful pixels?
Psth. Look how far I'll go just to avoid memorizing the darn things. Oh well.

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WHAT MAKES MY WORLD GO ROUND! :D

Rain. It doesn't matter where, or when. I even like acid rain! Maybe that's what happens when you grow up in a semi-arid desert. Because of this, I'll grow up as a mould. Or a moss. It's inevitable. In ten years, you'll probably slip on me on a rock or something.

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Some adorable words such as:

1) muffin
2) turnip
3) pillow
4) apple
5) cuddle

Oh gosh. I forget. Can anyone remind me of the words I've annoyed others with? Anyhoo. It's these words that make me melt. No matter what. Well, I probably wouldn't melt no matter what. Like if it was a forty-year-old guy with way too much facial hair for his own good and a beer belly and grey stretch pants. If he said that to me, I'd probably just ignore him. And close the blinds at night.

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Friends. And by friends, I mean people that don't do #5 below. If you can talk to me without doing those, by all means, talk to me! I need more friends. Who doesn't? Friends are my anchor in the stormy sea of life! That is, if I were a ship. That needed to anchor. Yeah.

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Bands that make my life ^-^

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Sadly enough, I've only seen one of them. But OH WELL.
Who wants to mosh with a bunch of sweaty, half-naked guys anyway?

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Marcy Playground

Apocalyptica

The Dresden Dolls

Rasputina

Freezepop

Weezer

The Postal Service

BassHunter

The Corb Lund Band

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I know that I hardly know any, but please, if you like these and adore others that aren't on the list, please tell me so I can add them to my vast repetoire of awesome music!

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As immature as this may seem to the people that actually care, rainbows. They're just so... pretty! That's why one of my life goals is to bleach my future pet pomeranian and then use koolaid to rainbowfy it. How would that not be the coolest thing in the world?

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Colouring my hair. If I had my choice, I'd colour my hair every day of the week. Unfortunately, due to my overabundance of curly hair, it's a bit harder than I would like.

Maybe I'll wait until I'm old so the frizz doesn't matter. Then, I could dye my hair bright green without having to bleach it first, and then I could watch innocent little kids play teeter totter at the park with my little clutch purse. And watch them leave. And watch them look around and start running when they see me clomping after them with my walker and a toothless grin on my face...

Suddenly, old age seems much more appealing to me.

WHAT GOLLY GOSH DARN ANNOYS ME!

#1>>>Guys that are wimps when it comes to relationships.
C'mon, take a chance! What's the worse that could happen? (Other than humiliating rejection and embarrassement, not to mention the awkwardness that usually ensues... But maybe not! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY =D)

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#2>>>Yuppies. And SUV'S. And commercialism. And materialism.

#3>>>Stereotypes. Sure, they work to communicate what group you're talking about, but don't actually dislike a person before you meet them just because they act a certain way. Not that I'm saying you do. I'm sure you don't. It's just in case you were actually wondering about my opinion, whether or not you should do it...

#4>>>People that are too slow to get deliberate hypocrisy.

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#5>>>Certain exercises such as:

a) Jumping to negative conclusions.
b) Spreading malicious rumors to hurt people.
c) Hurting others purposely.
d) Hurting yourself to hurt others.

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#6>>> Rubella babies and harlequin fetuses. Holy, those things are creepy. Waaaay too much information for me.

#7>>>Songs that hurt my ears when I'm listening to them late at night. I don't know if it's the monotony or what, but gosh darned it's annoying!!!

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#8>>>Clowns. I've always hated them. Maybe it's because my second cousin is a clown. She's always freaked me out. She's always a clown, she just doesn't always wear makeup.

If you think a clown with makeup is creepy, try one without makeup, talking to you in a squeaky high clown voice NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO. (I'm related to one by blood) Supermarkets, sidewalks.. She's everywhere!_! I'm just happy that Stephen King's It helped to spread this phobia. At least now, people appreciate my creepy clown pictures.

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#9>>>Being hungry but only having gross stuff to eat. I've been eating garlic sausage and crackers for lunch for the past five weeks. Strangely enough, ground up pigs with organs included and mushed up wheat paste still tastes good. Go figure.

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