The Rebellious Test
100 questions. Add up your "yes"
Scoring is at the end of the test.
Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: Yes .
The same sex? : Yes .
Someone you weren't in a relationship with? Yes .
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?: No.
To both genders?: No .
Had sex in a public place?: No .
Have you cheated on someone?: No.
Cheated with someone?: No.
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn? No.
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: No.
TOTAL: 3
Drugs
Have you smoked cigarettes more than once?: Yes .
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?: Yes.
Used hard drugs? Like, Coke, Heroin and Meth? Yes .
Used needle drugs or inhalants?: No.
Used prescription pills to get high?: Haha yeah .
Bought drugs?: Yes.
Sold drugs?: No.
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: Yes.
Overdosed?: Nope .
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: No.
TOTAL: 5
Rock N' Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore often?: No.
Have you taken shots?: Yes.
Have you thrown up from drinking?: Yes.
Have you passed out?: Yes
Have you played drinking games?: Yes.
Was your first real drink before the age of 15? Yes
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?:Yes.
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?: No.
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?: No.
TOTAL: 6
Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?: Yes
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?: No.
Used a fake ID?: Yes
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: Yes
Any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?: Yes
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?: Yes lol
Are you/have you been in a street gang?: No.
Packed a weapon?: No.
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: No.
Ever been arrested?: No.
TOTAL: 5
A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?: Yes
Been suspended?: No.
Been expelled?: No.
Cut class?: Yes.
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?: No.
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?: No.
Held or participated in a protest at school?: No.
Got into a fight at school?: Yes
Done drugs at school?: Yes.
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?: No.
TOTAL: 4
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: Yes
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: Yes.
Have you gotten any tattoos?: Yes
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: Yes.
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?: Yes
Do/did you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male): Yes.
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunnyears, fangs, armwarmers)?: No.
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, emo, artsy, hippie, etc? Yes.
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: No.
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: Yes.
Do you break the school dress code often?: Yes lol
TOTAL: 8
Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?: No.
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?: Yes.
Have you committed a violent crime?: No.
Have you ever almost died?: Yes
Do/did you have any mental illnesses?: No .
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: No .
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder? No.
Have you ever had a substance habit?: Yes.
TOTAL: 3
We're Very Disappointed In You, Son
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: Yes.
Ever had a party while your parents were out?: Yes .
Ever steal from your parents?: No .
Ever crash your parents' car?: No.
Run away?: Yes.
Been grounded for a month or more?: No.
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?: Yes
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?: No.
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?: Yes.
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: No.
TOTAL: 4
Amateur Jackass
Ever skinnydipped?: Yes
Set something large on fire?: Yes
Stapled yourself?: No.
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: Yes.
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?: No .
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: Yes.
Streaked?: No.
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?: Yes lol
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: Yes
Set off illegal fireworks?: Yes
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once? Yes
TOTAL: 8
BIG TOTAL:
now multiply your score by 2.
Find your score: 92
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered...you go to church, right?
31% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91% - 100 (or more)%: How on earth are you still alive?! You've actually done it
hahah wow.
My personality:
* I’m loud.
* I’m obnoxious.
* I’m sarcastic.
* I’m cocky.
* I cry easily.
* I have a bad temper.
* For the most part i don’t like people.
* I’m easy to get along with.
* I have more enemies than friends.
* I’ve smoked.
* I’ve smoked weed.
* I drink coffee.
* I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
* I wear makeup.
* I wear a piece of jewellery at all times.
* I wear contacts.
* I wear glasses.
* I have braces.
* I change my hair colour often
* I straighten my hair often
* I have a piercing
* I have small feet
Relationships:
* I’m in a relationship now.
* I’m single.
* I’m crushin’.
* I’ve missed an ex before.
* I’m always scared of being hurt.
* An ex has physically abused me at least once.
* I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
* I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
* I’ve been in love more than two times.
* I believe in love at first sight.
* I believe lust is more important than love.
Friendships:
* I have a best friend.
* I have at least ten friends.
* I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
* I’ve beaten up a friend.
* I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
* I can trust at least five people with my life.
Experiences:
* I’ve been on a plane.
* I’ve been on a train.
* Someone close to me has died
* I’ve taken a taxi.
* I’ve taken a city bus.
* I’ve taken a school bus.
* I’ve gone bungee jumping.
* I’ve made a speech.
* I’ve been in some sort of club.
* I’ve won an award.
* I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
* I’ve been in a physical fight.
Music:
* I listen to R&B.
* I listen to country.
* I listen to pop.
* I listen to techno.
* I listen to rock.
* I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until i hate it.
* I hate the radio.
* I download music.
* I buy CD’s.
Television:
* I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
* I watch soap operas daily.
* I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives.
* I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
* I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
* I’ve seen and like Americas Next Top Model.
* I’ve seen and like Popular.
* I’ve seen and like 24.
* I’ve seen and liked CSI.
* I’ve seen and like Everwood.
Family Life:
* I get along with both of my parents.
* My biological parents are still together.
* I have at least one brother.
* I have at least one sister.
* I have at least one step brother/sister.
* I have at least one half brother/sister.
* I’ve been kicked out of the house.
* I’ve ran away from my home.
* I’ve sworn at my parents.
* I’ve made my parents cry.
* I’ve lied to my parents.
* I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
* I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
* I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
* I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.
Hair:
* I’ve been brown.
* I’ve had streaks.
* I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
* I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
* I’ve been blonde.
* I’ve had black.
* I’ve been red.
* I’ve been light brown.
* I’ve been medium brown.
* I’ve been blue/green.
* I’ve gotten my hair thinned.
* I use conditioner.
* I’ve used silk therapy.
* I’ve used hot oil treatments.
* I’ve curled my hair.
* I’ve straightened my hair.
* I’ve ironed my hair.
* I’ve braided my hair.
School:
* I’ve yelled at a teacher.
* I’ve been suspended.
* I’ve had an in-school suspension.
* I’ve been sent to the principals office.
* I’ve walked out of class.
* I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
* I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
* I’ve failed a test.
* I’ve cheated on a test.
* I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
* I’ve failed Art.
* I’ve failed P.E.
* I’ve failed math.
* I’ve failed science.
* I’ve failed another class.
* A teacher has called my parents
Dating:
dated someone older
dated someone outside of my race
dated someone my parents wouldn't approve of
dated someone who was the opposite sex
dated someone I met on the internet
dated someone I met at a bar
dated someone I knew I shouldn't have
dated more than one person at once
dated someone just to get laid
dated someone and lied about it
Sex:
no longer a virgin
given oral
been given oral
watched x rated movie
been with someone of the opposite sex
cheated on boyfriend/girlfriend
threesome or more
one night stand
slept with someone who was cheating
slept with someone who's name you don't know
Honesty:
lied to a friend
lied to a parent
lied to a boyfriend/girlfriend
lied about lying
been caught in a lie
lied to a teacher
lied to a boss
lied about your age
lied about your past
been called a liar
Violence:
been in a fist fight
been in a fight involving a knife
been shot at
shot at someone
sucker punched someone
killed someone
knocked someone out
arrested for violence
convicted of a violent crime
fought more than 1 person at a time
Alcohol / Drugs:
I drink / have drank alcohol
I smoke / have smoked a cigarette
I smoke / have smoked weed
I do / have done some other kind of drugs
I have done something I regret while drunk
I have something I regret while high
I have been arrested for a DUI / DWI
I have been arrested for possession of some kind of drug
I have OD'd
I have been to rehab
Cruelty:
I have made someone cry
I have betrayed someone
At some point it could be said i was 'vindictive'
I have kicked some sort of animal
Dumped someone via note, phone, or answering machine
Spit in someone's drink
Spit in someone's food
Stole someone's significant other
Spread a rumor about someone
Threatened someone's life
Goofiness:
flashed someone
mooned someone
sung in the shower
skinny dipped
gotten detention/been on academic probation
snapped someone's bra
skipped class
been in a parade
pranked calls
kissed a stranger
Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
mm hell yes
You kissed someone last night, didn't you?
nnooo .
What's on your mind?
Timmie's <3 , bed & him <3
Did you have a better day yesterday or today?
Today was the pretty the same as today .
What were you doing an hour ago?
Eating some soup lol
Do your parents know EVERYTHING about you?
NOPEE, thank god.
Is anything bugging you right now ?
HOLLY fuck, yes.
Where could I have found you last night?
Watching a movie with my mama.
Have you ever just felt like you could cry an ocean?
yeaah.
Do you miss anyone?
Yeah=( really bad.
Warm, Cold, or Content?
Content.
If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
YES.
Did you like anyone last summer? If yes who?
Yes. name def not to be mention more like forgotten. k? k.
You want someone dead?
Hahah no thats a horrible way to put it, i want someone in the hospital
Are you happy?
yeap!
Who was the last person that helped you stop crying?
My bestfriend much love bby
Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
yeup.
Does anyone disgust you?
fuck yeah.
Last person you were in a car with?
My bestfriend (:
What do you think of people who smoke marijuana?
they know how to party, have fun and are awesome (: mhm.
What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Watching t.v
Does it make you mad when people stare at you?
Hahah depends at what they are staring at on me.
Does anyone call you babe or baby?
Hahah yee.
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
Can't wait to see him!
Over what did you and your best friend get into a fight last?
A guy that she thought I shouldn't be with cause he treated me like shit and was SOOOOO right. (:
What does your 20th text say, who from?
Well that would be a very good question .. if i had a phone.
What song are you listening to?
Byz- Do You Wanna Fuck ? Mhm . Youtube it.
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only
true friends will leave footprints on your heart. To handle
yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your
heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If
someone betrays you once, its his fault; if he betrays you twicee,
its your fault. Great minds discuss ideas; average
minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. He who
loses monmey, loses much; he who loses a friend, loses
much more; he who loses faith, loses all. Beatiful young
people are accidents of nature, but beatiful old people
are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others. You
can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Friends,
you and me... you b rought another friends... and then
there were three... we started our group.. our circle of
friends...and like that circle.. there is no beginning or
end... yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is
a gift, that's why they cal it the present. [unknown]
