here was this girl and she was with her friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said
anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die!
repost this saying "wtf ewwwwww"
ahh fucking scarry
You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls dont realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.
From a guys point of view:
1. They don't care if you talk to other guys.
2. They don't care if you're friends with other guys.
3. When you're sitting next to your BF, and some random guy walks into the room, and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing them to each other, yeah it pisses them off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that your BF is still there.
4. They don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning. They do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.
7. Also, when They tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/stunning, they freaking mean it. Don't tell them their wrong. They'll stop trying to convince you.
8. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me.
9. Don't be mad when they hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood they are in.
10. LET THEM PAY FOR YOU! DON'T "FEEL BAD", they enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you."
11. Kiss them when no one's watching.
12. If you kiss them when you know somebody's looking, they'll be more impressed.
13. You don't have to get dressed up for them. If they're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
14. They like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. honestly, some guys think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or their tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
15. Don't take everything they say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
16. Don't get angry easily.
17. Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
18. Don't talk about how hott Johnny Depp, Josh Ramsey, or Jesse McCartney is in front of them. It's boring to them, and they don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
19. Whatever happened to the word "handsome", they'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted them with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin they woulndnt like it
20. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT...
- Someone who will honor your morals.
- Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
- Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
- Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
- Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you".......... AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
*****Give the nice guys a chance*****
***** Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute*****
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this... ^.^
{*****}Another thing{*****}
Holdin Hands
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.
Cuddling
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: Automatically move closer to her.
Movies
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
Loving each other
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
Laying below the stars
Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen.
if you really like or love someone right now
and miss them and can't get them out of your head
then re-post this within one minute
and whoever you are missing will
surprise you tomorrow.
repost this as "what a kiss means" [/size]
