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Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
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An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, the Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and serve the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelled your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes, faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have any thing called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light.... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it is called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
Written By Tori, Kynisha, Leah and myself
In gr nine.
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Leah shoved potatoes up her nose
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Trent was wearing girls clothes
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Tor was pantsed and they got a picture of her ass
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Melissa and Jordan did shush don't tell
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Tor raped Leah
And she liked it
She liked it
She liked it oh so much
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Kynisha couldn't warm up her meatloaf
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Skye screamed woohoo and lifted up her shirt
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Melissa went eek
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Tor wanted to caress a rusty kettle
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Tor had sex with Leah
With an extra large dildo
And we liked it
We liked it
We liked it oh so much
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Shawn clogged the filter with his hair
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Derek was seven inches limp
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Leah had eddie alcohol
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Skye grew a penis
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
We all took showers together
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Tor slapped Shawn
And he liked it
He liked it
He liked it oh so much
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Leah's burp was insignificant
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
We drew on Jarrod while he was sleeping
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Humpfest with the door
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Band camp had to end
And we cried
We cried
We cried oh so much
Tool; Story Of The Year; The Used; Billy Talent; From Autumn To Ashes; Death Cab For Cutie;
Funeral For A Friend; Ozzy; Hedley; Sum 41; Panic! At The Disco; Anit-Flag;
Bad Religion; Operation Ivy; Brand New; System Of A Down;
Alexisonfire; The Darkness; Bloodhound Gang; Disturbed;
Trebel Charger; Limp Bizkit; Red Hot Chilli Peppers; Theory Of A Deadman; Jimmy Eat World;
Weezer; Queen; Underoath; Hawthorne Heights; Motely Crue; All American Rejects;
Fall Out Boy; Reel Big Fish; Queens Of The Stoneage; Nirvana; Him; Thornley; Creed
Smashmouth; Metalica; Guns N' Roses; ACDC; Rob Zombie; Korn; Slipnot; Runrigg;
Chicksdigit; Led Zeplin; Papa Roach; The Trues; Gorillas; Chumbawamba; Trap; Fear Factory;
Taking Back Sunday; Transit Radio; Smashing Pumpkins; The Cure; the Rasmus; Kittie;
Marlyn Manson; AFI; Matchbox 20; Matchbox Romance; Modest Mouse; Rise Against;
Bright Eyes; Postal Service; Killswitch Engaged; Textbook Tragedy; Click Five; Boys Night Out;
Our Lady Peace; Three Doors Down; Three Days Grace; Everlast; Haunted; Silverstein;
Fuel; Seether; Uncle Kracker; Def Lepard; Aerosmith; Peppers Ghost; Iron Maiden;
Nine Inch Nails; Default; Life House; Crossfade; Alkline Trio; Taproot; Vaux; O.A.R
Foo Fighters; Gratitude; Morningwood; Thousand Foot Krutch; The Fray; Velvet revolver;
The Sex Pistols; Stained; Cohead And Cambria; Audio Slave; Black Rebel Motorcycle Club;
311; Hot Hot Heat; From First To Last; Death Hanson; The White Stripes; Ear Shot;
Trust Company; Shinedown; Children Of Doom; Avenged Sevenfold; Radiohead; Howl;
Familiar Realm; Drop Dead Gorgeous; Blur; Nickelback; Linkin Park; Slayer; Protest The Hero;
The Sucide Theory; A Bullet For Every Whisper; Deftones; Celldweller; Kill Whitney Dead;
As Blood Runs Black; Through The Eyes Of The Dead; Elysia; Nechrophagist; Bloodbath;
Animosity; Obituary; Vital Remains; Dark Tranquility; Decapitated; Vanishing System;
Manual Abortion; Diecast; Hypocracy; Scar Symmetry; Cannibal Corpse; Darkest Hour;
Goretsque; Dark Funneral; Season Of Fear; My Dying Bride; Cryptopsy; Mortus Necropsia;
Truth Be Known; With Blood Comes Clensing; Goat Grind Rex; Fornication; Capital Punishment;
Second Hand Serenade; Rides Again; Mindless Self Indulgence; Senses Fail; One Republic;
Chiodos; Amber Pacific; 6ixth Sense; Boy Hits Car; Ice Nine Kills; Alesana; Shoot Me Again;
Nevertheless; Bleedint Hearts Of Burning Desire; From Autum To Ashes; A Day To Remember;
Suicide Silence; As I Lay Dying; Hatebreed; A Black Rose Funneral; The Devil Wears Prada;
Bleeding Through; Knights Of The Abyss; Demon Hunter; No Sense; Bad Day; Three Inches Of Blood;
Bullet For My Valentine; Godsmack; Soil; Pantera; POD; Breaking Benjimin; Bobaflex; Vision Of Distord;
Atreyu; Aiden; Broken Social Scene; Slayer; Lamb Of God; Children Of Bodom; Mastadon;
Thine Eyes Bleed; A Static Lullaby; Enblessin; A Change Of Pace; Funneral For a Friend;
Marbel Index; Rancid; Senses Fail; Misfits; Finch; Underoath; Mushroomhead; 30 Seconds To Mars;
Benny Benassi; Stone Sour; Slip Knot; Snow Patrol; Sky Eats Airplane; Shiny Toy Guns; Saliva;
And like a QUADRILLION more.. Just WAY too lazy to write them all down.[/b][/font][/size]
