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Lets start this off with I dont care what people think about me, So if you wanna talk shit about me then go right the fcuk ahead but really all you b!tches sould just keep it to your self.
I am the very proud happy mommy of two BEAUTIFUL twin girls
Born May 5th weighing in at 5 8 and 4 11

The two best things to ever happen to me

my babys Lily in the pink and Xzya in the green

My little Xzya. . . looks so tiny in daddys hands

My little Lily. . .this time in mommys hands
Im VERY short almost of the scales short...5'1 to be exactl....lol
Im Maylynn
Im 17
Im bi...lol...*wink wink*
I live in Williams Lake BC ...and DAMN does it suck here...The only good thing is EVERYONE basicly is a stonner....lol and I bet you dont know where that is LMAO
Im in grade 12
I go to grow, god im such a slacker
I have a boyfriend...His names JJ...Hes my heart and my soul...I love him with everything I have Always be mine?
I have my lip pierced, My tounge pierced, My eyebrow pierced twice,
I have 5 tattoos
I die my hair A LOT
I like to get high...Im an Asian Cow Gangster and Always will be...Megan, Bob, Roddy and Myles are also Asian Cow Gangsters...I love you guys
I like to get drunk...Fireball and sourpuss are the BEST
I like the dark...Exept when Im alone cause Im scared of the dark...but everything is better in the dark....EVERYTHING
I love the rain...The rain makes everything fell goood...I love to just stand in the rain
I like to hang in the graveyard with my friends...the best place to sit have a few drinks and get really fuckin baked
I hate to be alone...cause then I have to talk to myself and I really hate when me and myself get it to fights...Its scary
I hate to be cold...Makes me so fuckin cranky...Id rather be in a nice warm place with lots of blankets and pillows...how I love blankets and pillows
I love Hugs and Kisses...the best thing to shair with ppl...they ALWAYS make ppl feel better...dont you think?



98% of Nexopians claim to be gangster as fuck if your part of the other 2 %
who want to chop up their organs and sell them on e-bay
post this in your profile




FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

"Alfie"

Ooooo deary me,
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see him cos the room is so smoky,
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

[Chorus]
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,
I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

[Chorus]

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

[Chorus]

Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Mon frere

THIS IS TO ALLLL MY FRIENDS. I LOVE YOU ALLLL SO FRICKEN MUCH

JJ*Your my everything.I wanna be with you forever.You make my heart stop beating and then you kiss me and make it start again.Im having your babys.And thats no joke I love you with ALL my heart, Well exept for the part that sky and the babys take up teehee
Sky*Your my bestest friend in the world.You make me smile.I miss you cause your so far away.But I cant wait for us to be together again like we were.RASBERRYS for life
Myles*Where do I start?I love you.You will ALWAYS have that place in my heart.And you know it.I wish you were closer.Lets have a snow ball fight
Megan*Asian Cow Gangster from the start.Fight after fight.We still love eachother teehee.Now If only you would call me more.That would be great
Roddy*We go WAY back.like 15 years back.Iv known you FOREVER.You really are the best.My big brother love you dood
Brittany*My cousin haha where do I start.Me and you were best friends for YEARS.The high school came and are friendship CRASHED.Atleast we still talk
Bob*Yet another Asian Cow Gangster.But you have moved on with your life and I dont see much of you anymore.Im not sure why that is.But it is
Tabby*Your my kinky sex partner.And always will be.I miss you livin in williams lake.BUT soon enouph your back.And we can keep having sex
Justin*I blame you for gettin me in trouble with the cops lol. BUSTED. haha. . .or watchin porn on ur computer HOW OCCWARD.Or when u found out I was bi and thought it would be cool if I looked at chicks with you lol. Ill never sit down. . .and im sorr y haha. . .I still cant belive you ran home and told my mom we got in shit by the cops gerr dood gerr lol
Sam*Well I dont know what to say lol. . .we were friends WAY back in the day lol. . .and just started talkin. . .you seem cool. . .as you did back in the day when we were drivin the batter powered car. . .god those were the good ol days. . .Mayb we can have some good days like that again
Amber*Me and you have a past lol. . .well we do have. . .wait i mean HAD 8 kids together. . .intell you fricken ate them lol. . .I love you girly lol thanks for coming and seein me at the hospital when I had the girls MWA

If I have forgotten you can you please just let me know, Im pregnate Iv lost my Brain. . .No joke its TRUE as anyone. If you dont already know that





Sky and her boyfriend...Dont they look SO fricken CUTE together hehe







98% of teens have been under the influence of drugs and alcohol
post this in your profile if you like bagels

Cinderella walked on broken glass
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast,
Jasmine married a common theif,
Arial walked on land for love and life,
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears
Because love means facing your biggest fears

Sex is a Sensation
Caused by Temptation
To cause Penatration
When a guy sticks his Location
Into a gurlz Destination
To increase the Population
For the next Generation
Do u get my Explanation
Or do u need a Demonstration?

Sex, drugs, rock n roll
Weed, speed, birth control
life's a bitch then you die
don't get drunk, just get high
Stoners live, stoners die
but in the end they all get high
Party hard, rock n roll
Drink a fifth, smoke a bowl
Pop some pills, snort some coke
smoke a blunt till you choke
life's a bitch then you die
Smoke some weed, and let's get high
Party hearty, rock and roll
drink a keg, smoke a bowl
we're the stoners, we've got class
fuck with us, we'll kick your ass
To all you preps who think you're cool
Well fuck right off cause stoners rule

Homophobia
.I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
.I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
.I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
.We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
.I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I
wish they could adopt me.
.I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
.I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
.I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
.I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
.I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
.I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
.I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
.I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
.I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
.I am the boy who killed himself after his boyfriend died in an attack.
.I am the boy who faked sick because I was afraid to see what was written on my locker today.
.I am the boy who helped visciously attack his gay friend, because he didn't want his other friends to know that he had been seeing him.
.I am the boy who's afraid to look another boy in the eyes, because of what he might think.
.I am the boy who gave up on life because I never really knew what it was like to have one.
.I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
.I am the boy who lives in fear of what his parent's might think if they found out he was bisexual.
.I am one of the many who will survive homaphobia

^copy this into your profile if you think homophobia is wrong^

.x. sleep withstuffed animals?:Two. My teddy Iv had for EVER and my bf. . .
.x. have a crush?: Hell ya
.x. have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: I sure do
.x. have a dream that keeps coming back?: Not latly
.x. play an instrument?: Nope
.x. believe there is life on other planets?: Sure Why Not
.x. read the newspaper?: When I know someone in it
.x. have any gay or lesbian friends?:Im not sure if they are gay or lesbian but I know MANY bi people
.x. believe in miracles?: Depends
.x. consider police a friend or foe?: I hate cops with a passion but. . .I guess they are there for you when you need them
.x. like the taste of alcohol?: fucking rights
.x. have a favorite movie?: Thirteen
.x. believe in magic?: No
.x. pray?: I do when I think I need him
.x. go to church?: Nope
.x. smoke?: Sometimes
.x. do drugs?: Smoke weed
.x. have any secrets?: Megz knows like ALL of my secrets
.x. have any pets?: A puppy but she lives with my mom
.x. go to or plan to go to college? Did
.x. have a degree?: no
.x. talk to strangers who instant message you?: Sometimes
.x. wear hats?: My touqe
.x. have any piercings?: sure do, lip once, eyebrow twice, ears a bunch, tounge...gettin more
.x. have any tattoos?: 5
.x. hate yourself?: At times
.x. have a "hot spot"?: That I do
.x. wish on stars?: When im drunk
.x. like your handwriting?: Hell no
.x. have any bad habits?: Sure do
.x. believe in Satan: yea
.x. believe in ghosts?: Ya
.x. believe in Santa?: I am santa
.x. believe in the Easter Bunny?: no lol
.x. believe in the Tooth Fairy?: I wish there was such a thing
.x. have a second family?: No
.x. trust others easily?: Not anymore
.x. like sarcasm?: sure why not
.x. take walks in the rain?: OMG yes I love the rain
.x. kiss with your eyes closed?: yea
.x. sing in the shower?: you know it


Last person:
1. who slept in bed beside you? JJ he shairs my bed
2. who saw you cry? JJ
3. you went to the mall with? JJ
4. you went to dinner with? JJ on the first it was our 7 months
5. you talked on the phone to? JJ HaHa and I made him shovel the snow out of the driveway haha
6. who said "i love you" to you and really meant it? Once again JJ
5. can you cross your eyes? Some what but not right now my head hurts
6. do you make your bed daily? No me and JJ just climb in it and make it messy so wahts the point, I RARELY make my bed

Random:
1. which shoe goes on first? Whatever one I happen to grab
2. ever thrown something at someone? Yes haha Im a violent person...ask JJ haha
3. on average, how much money do you carry with you? Im broke cause the dumb people havent payed me yet
4. what jewelry do you wear? My ring my big sister gave me I miss you sandy and I love you, my ring my little sister found with a pot leaf on it, like 40 braclets and most the time my spikes but i cant find them right now. . .and best of all. . .the ring JJ gave me promising to be with me for the rest of forever

Odds:
1. do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
2. have you ever eaten Spam? Eww yes I dident know what it was then It was to late it was in my mouth and EWWW
3. favorite ice cream: ummm damn I cant think of what its called
4. how many kinds cereal are in your cabinet? haha like 10 right now
5. what's your favorite beverage? Ice tea
6. do you cook? Yes somewhat

in the last month, have you:
1. had a boyfriend? yes, for over a year now
2. bought something? JJ has all the money he buys me things and what I want he buys me
4. sang? Yes but no one said it was good
5. been kissed? Every day, Every nite and about 1 million random times in there
7. felt stupid? All the time
8. missed someone? I miss Myles and I miss Sky and I miss JJ when im not with him and I miss my dad RIP dad, and I miss my sister and her kids.
9. got drunk? Im pregnate so not for a few more months
10. gotten high? Nope read the last answer
11. danced crazy? I dont dance
12. gotten your hair cut? Nope did LAST month
13. cried? Lots. . .I am VERY emotional. . .plus. . .It was uncle Rickys funeral R.I.P Uncle MWA
14. lied? I try not to
15. snuck out of the house? I live with my bf. . .I dont need to sneak out. . .and Im on bedrest. . .cant really get out :P

(x) smoked a cigar
(x)made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x)skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
() slept with more than 15 people
(x)been called a slut
(x) had a one night stand
() slept with someone you don't even know their name
() seen someone die
(x) shoplifted
()been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
(x)had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() been arrested
() gone on a blind date
() had a crush on a teacher
(x)been to Canada
() been to Mexico
() been on a plane
() thrown up in a bar
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x)eaten Sushi
()been snowboarding
(x)been moshing at a concert
(x) taken painkillers
(x)love someone or miss someone
(x)laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x)questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x)been lost
()been to the opposite side of the country
() swam in the ocean
(x)felt like dying
(x)cried yourself to sleep
(x)played cops and robbers
(x)recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x)paid for a meal with only coins
(x)done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x)laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x)caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x)danced in the rain
(x)written a letter to Santa Claus
()been kissed under a mistletoe
() watched the sun rise with someone you cared about
(x)blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
() crashed a party
()gone roller skating
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
( ) worn pearls
() jumped off a bridge
()screamed “penis” in class
(x) ate dog/cat food
() told a complete stranger you love them
(x) kissed a mirror
(x)sang in the shower
()have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
(x) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x)worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x)sat on a roof top
(x)screamed at the top of your lungs
() done a one-handed cartwheel
(x)talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x)stayed up all night
(x) picked and ate an apple
(x)climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
() are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
() worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
() gone streaking
() played ding-dong-ditch
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
()been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x)been easily amused
(x)caught a butterfly
(x)laughed so hard you cried
(x)cried so hard you laughed

:+: I AM:+: Goin to be the mommy of twin girls
:+: I WILL ALWAYS :+:Love him
:+: I MISS :+:Everyone when they are gone
:+: I CRAVE :+: Lemon pie
:+: I WORRY :+: about every little thing in life
:+: I REGRET :+: Ever losing you
:+: I L0VE :+: My family
:+: I ALWAYS :+: Smile
:+: I DANCE :+: when Im alone
:+: I SING :+: in the shower
:+: I CANT STAND :+: Being alone
:+: I L0ST :+: Myself a few times
:+: I LIKE :+: Being with you
:+: I LISTEN :+: When you need me
:+: I CAN BE F0UND :+: In my house
:+: I NEED :+: A life
:+: I KN0W THAT :+: I am goin to be a great mommy
:+: I H0PE :+: He will always be mine
:+: I WANT :+: To be all that I can be
:+: I AM ALWAYS :+: Here for you
:+: I WISH :+: people would exept people for who they are
:+: I CRY :+: When im down
:+: I FELL :+:. . .?
:+: I NEVER FAIL TO NOTICE :+: how beautiful you are in the inside
:+: I CARE :+: About you
:+: I SMELL :+: Fresh baked peanut butter cookies
:+: I FEEL :+: The babys kick
:+: I AM SORRY FOR :+: Hurting you
:+: I DON'T :+: cry over brokin nails
:+: I ENJOY :+: Being with you
:+: I THINK :+: I should get a life
:+: I WEAR :+: What I wanna wear, You cant pick it for me
:+: I AM PROUD :+: to be CANADIAN
:+: I AM SCARED :+: Of not being a good mommy
:+: I BELIEVE :+: In you