There once lived a green dolphin named Ramtha. She was a slutty dolphin. She would often swim her way into the sea beds of many other aquatic animals. One day she contracted a series of STI's and became hospitalized. All her slutty dolphin friends came to her bedside and wished her a speedy recovery. Little did they know that the water in which they were swimming in was contaminated with Ramtha's STI's. Soon after that, the whole dolphin population became infected and not much later they all died off. And that is how the dolphin extinction began

-coughs- once apon a time i was walking down the street, i payed a hooker to suck my friends left toe he got aids and died, i replaced him with you. Were broest friends now. -the end-.