OH...CANADA
From the land of the lost
transcanada cross
patriotic and honor with my hand on my heart
from the greatest of lakes, to the greenest of greens
to the rockiest mountains and everything in between
oh,oh,oh, Canada, oh you no a fan of us
cause our movies and tv shows are so amateur
yes we laugh it off, that dont really bother me
look we aint serious unless we really got to be
humorious attitude, like kids in the hall
Jim Carry, Mike Myers. Hell we claiming them all
it's the great white north home of the funniest actors
the butt of the joke with an abundance of laughter
the red and white flag, keep it high keep it visual
people say Canada and gets stereotypical
think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye
and if itaint that, its either dude, eh, or guy
Kanadaka eh, home of considerate people
and smokn Marijuana we consider it legal
still doing rap like the 1990's
but that's how we like it off time and grimey
i know where i'm from and I told ya before
north of America, hard to ignore
every time I go away I tell for sure
IM FROM CANADA
OH OH OH CANADA
Iv'e been around the globe and, heard the confusion
honestly a lot of ya'll are ignorant and stupid
yes we have microwaves. Tv's and cellphones
untelligent, Fuck, we invented the telephone
we made Yatzee, the lightbulb, hockey
and bred the greatest players from Gretzky and Crosby
we all got at least 1 drinkn buddy
and after 1 drink all of us think were funny
our national mascot's a damn beaver
Oh Canada we love our beaver
home of Hell's Angels and RCMP
the home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV
no doubt, the Underground Railroad
George St. Pierre, right here's where he calls home
our health care system ya'll know it's free
keep our girls banging with a full mouth of teeth
i won't even get into the music industry
they say hip-hop is dead, nah it's up north with me
i could do this all day, its part of my routine
but supper's almost done and tonight, Poutine
transcanada cross
patriotic and honor with my hand on my heart
from the greatest of lakes, to the greenest of greens
to the rockiest mountains and everything in between
oh,oh,oh, Canada, oh you no a fan of us
cause our movies and tv shows are so amateur
yes we laugh it off, that dont really bother me
look we aint serious unless we really got to be
humorious attitude, like kids in the hall
Jim Carry, Mike Myers. Hell we claiming them all
it's the great white north home of the funniest actors
the butt of the joke with an abundance of laughter
the red and white flag, keep it high keep it visual
people say Canada and gets stereotypical
think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye
and if itaint that, its either dude, eh, or guy
Kanadaka eh, home of considerate people
and smokn Marijuana we consider it legal
still doing rap like the 1990's
but that's how we like it off time and grimey
i know where i'm from and I told ya before
north of America, hard to ignore
every time I go away I tell for sure
IM FROM CANADA
OH OH OH CANADA
Iv'e been around the globe and, heard the confusion
honestly a lot of ya'll are ignorant and stupid
yes we have microwaves. Tv's and cellphones
untelligent, Fuck, we invented the telephone
we made Yatzee, the lightbulb, hockey
and bred the greatest players from Gretzky and Crosby
we all got at least 1 drinkn buddy
and after 1 drink all of us think were funny
our national mascot's a damn beaver
Oh Canada we love our beaver
home of Hell's Angels and RCMP
the home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV
no doubt, the Underground Railroad
George St. Pierre, right here's where he calls home
our health care system ya'll know it's free
keep our girls banging with a full mouth of teeth
i won't even get into the music industry
they say hip-hop is dead, nah it's up north with me
i could do this all day, its part of my routine
but supper's almost done and tonight, Poutine